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Today we're here at PJ High School,
a very odd school.
A student of here sent us a video, begging for help.
Hey guys, I'm sending this video because I really wanna change.
Last year I've tried to be a skateboarder.
But the chicks don't like skateboarders anymore.
Please, help me.
So, we decided to help him.
Because it's what we do.
We help people.
We help people, right?
He's gonna pass through our most experienced professionals.
And he'll achieve his dreams.
People call me Sage,
cause I'm wise and ***.
And this,
This is the Salvatori Squad.
He has no idea
that we are coming.
OH MY GOD!
What you have to say about Isaac?
He's very funny.
What else?
Yes.
Yes? Yes, Yes what?
Do you understand english?
Purple.
Purple what?
Just tell me something about him.
Anything.
Who?
Willy?
The *** is Willy?
Where's mom?
So, Isaac.
Tell me more about yourself.
I'm seventeen years old,
and I like to hang out with my friends.
Wait.
What friends?
You don't have any friends.
I also like to play guitar,
I like fighting,
and I like programming.
I see that you are the typical loser.
But don't worry.
We're gonna help you.
Here's the thing.
Today we're gonna do an observation.
Do what you normally do,
and I'll see what you're doing wrong.
Yeah, okay.
The first step is to accept
that you're a
How can I see it?
***.
You're
a loser.
You're a ***. Right?
And the second step
is to trust our experienced professionals.
They're gonna fix you. I promisse.
Why are you so bald?
Hey girl,
wanna hang out?
No, sorry. I can't.
Why not?
Because we're just friends.
I don't wanna ruin our friendship.
Friends? I don't even know you.
I've never talked to you before.
What are you doing?
You're a mess.
You're doing every single thing wrong.
Really?
Yeah.
But, uhm.
Can you show me a little fighting skills?
This is Matheus.
He's gonna teach you how to talk to girls.
I'm gonna show you how to get some ***.
Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
When you look me in the eyes
and tell me that you love me,
everything's alright.
Baby, baby, baby, oh.
You know you love me,
I know you care.
I just need somebody to love.
This is AB,
the head and the producer of AB Sensation.
Hey little sunshine,
I'll give you a few hints for clothing.
How can I improve myself?
It's easy!
Your style is so 2008!
Really?
Try this.
And finally the haircut.
Are you nervous?
Yes. I really like my hair the way it is.
I don't wanna cut.
You have to trust me.
I am the host of this show for five years now.
And I have never seen something like that before.
Come on.
Isaac Pinheiro!
The man of the time!
Oh my god!
He's awesome!
He-
What the ***
is that freak doing?
Holy ***.
I'm going home.
I just need somebody to love.
Hey.
Wanna hang out?
Sorry, I can't.
Why not?
Because we are just friends
and I don't wanna ruin our friendship.
Hey! What's up?