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Quiet! Quiet! Take... take a breath. Take a breath...
...deep. Calm down and... and maybe if you tell me about this dream, I can understand something. Got it?
Yes.
- Yes, I tell you. - Yes.
I and my friend, we were thinking that... anyone who lets wait a woman like her is an inexcusable fool.
Eh, I'm sorry to disappoint you but... I'm not waiting for someone.
Something tells me that I have changed my mind!
Do we start maybe drinking something in the meantime?
Grandma, Grandma, I have to pee!
Forgive us. I reminded of a commitment. Best wishes for the family, eh!
Well, why are you laughing?
- Oh, come on, it's-- - It... it... it isn't funny!
But you can you imagine that? A little boy who calls me grandmother, grandma, granny?!?! Me??
Me?? Can't you see me? I'm still young to be called granny by a child. Do not you understand?
Oh, no! You should be happy instead.
- But how?! - No, exactly because we are... we are...
...young and full of energy. We could enjoy...
- ...totally this little boy. - Ah, well, yes.
And then maybe we have luck and we can see the children of our grandchildren and maybe we become great-grandparents.
Do not say that even as a joke!!
Oh, my God!!
You want to kill me!
You're killing ME!
But it really doesn't make any effect to you?
Darling, you don't know how many things we have to do together when you grow up. First, the grandfather teaches you to play water polo. Then you and the grandfather, you will go to the movies, to the zoo to watch the animals.
And then the grandfather tells you so many fairytales. We must always, always be together.
You and the grandfather. The grandfather and you. Pucci pucci pu! Pucci pucci pucci pu!
Well?
No, I can hardly wait.
She is crazy!
Yesterday she showed off, today she's desperate.
Sorry, but where is she? Since you're speaking in this way about her?
She's fixing her makeup. She says that since yesterday she is getting an invasion of wrinkles!
In your place I wouldn't laugh so much. I'm going to send her to you.
No! Paolo! Paolo, no! Don't joke! I have already Monica here, please.
But I do it for you, darling. So you get distracted.
Think that she talked about the last act of the biological cycle. She's depressing me
- Paolo-- - If I think that 20 years ago everyone drooled over her... the "Girl of the Snows."
She's coming! Then I send her to you!
- Pao-- No! - No, no! I send her to you! I send her to you! Bye. Bye.
And... Laura was on the phone. She greets you. Erm... she is willing to listen to you. She is very good at these things.
You remember that "grandfather" is the last rung of the social ladder.
Yes, here! You can speak with her about that too. Well... she's really very good listener. I... I show you the...
She knows the way.
Hello.
Hello.
But...
S...she was the "Girl of the Snows", right?
Yes, Claudia. How did you guess it?
Hmm... I imagined!
My dear, the secret is... DON'T GIVE A ***!
Here, if there is someone, who can really help you, it is her. She's a mother, a grandmother and almost a great-grandmother in complete serenity.
- No! Indifference more precisely. - Sorry...
Excuse me?
She means: "feel nothing". That is, you can also be a great-great-grandmother...
But if you don't give a ***, no problem exists!
This is the secret of eternal youth. Well, he realized that too and he's a sentimental!
I don't give a ***! I feel 10 years younger!
Eh... I haven't taken care very well of my children too.
- But... - So what? You're already on the right track.
With the grandchildren is even easier. They are your children's concern.
Look at us! We're leaving on a cruise and we neither know when we'll come back!
Eh!
And you have no sense of guilt?
Well... sense of guilt. This is legitimate self-defence!
- Hellooo! - Hi.
Hi, Stefy.
Hello, Laura! You all are here! How nice!
Yes. My sister.
Oh, hello! I'm Stefania!
Hello, I’m Raul's mother.
Best wishes!
Exactly! Best wishes!
Mom! Today the girls are sleeping like little angels! Can you take care of them this afternoon? I have...
Here, here! Legitimate defence against things like this.
Mom, please!!
Note the total indifference.
She doesn't move a muscle. The most absolute aloofness. It's great.
Great...
Mom, Dad, you know that is a difficult time with Giulio, right? And in addition today they are so quiet!
Oh, yeah? But it is an excellent opportunity to cuddle them alone!
At what time we decided to go in the agency?
Well, now, my love!
Well then let's get ready! So...
...I wish you many good things, my dear.
- Bye. - Come on.
I would need something to drink.
Oh, yes! Fruit juice or whisky?
- Whisky, thanks. - Immediately!
Haven't you been able to resolve things yet?
We are trying.
Here!
The fact is that he.. is closed...
...in.
But tell me, with who do you think you are speaking? Huh?
Okay.
In any case I'll get out of here sooner or later.
Closed in?
Well, then I... I go.
Laura, could you by chance take care of the girls...
You can't, huh? Okay.
All right, goodbye! It has been a pleasure!
- Bye. - Bye, Stefy.
Thanks, Mom, huh! As usual one can always counts on you!
Off with you! Off with you! Go away! Go away!
But she is a monster!
I don't want to become like her.
I knew it would help you.