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ZOMBIE: arghablargablar
HR OFFICER: No, no, of course there's nothing wrong with your resume. Not as such.
ZOMBIE: arghablargablar
HR OFFICER: Yes, I can see how your ability to walk for hours without resting...
...might be a useful skill for the position of security guard. However...
ZOMBIE: argablar?
HR OFFICER: It's just that we're not in the habit of hiring zombies.
ZOMBIE: arghablargablar!
HR OFFICER: Discrimination? No. It's... well...
...you do understand this is a trauma center, yes?
ZOMBIE: arghablargablargablar
HR OFFICER: Exactly. And in a trauma center, there tend to be a lot of... um... head wounds.
ZOMBIE arghablargablar
HR OFFICER: Yes, I understand you have a lot of experience in that area. That's kind of the point.
ZOMBIE: arghablargablar?
HR OFFICER: Well, not to put too fine of a point on it, Mister...
...Zombie.
Really?
ZOMBIE: arghablargablargablar
HR OFFICER: I'm sure it's a lovely country.
But the thing is, Mister Zombie, you eat brains.
ZOMBIE: arghablargablar!
HR OFFICER: Yes, fine, that is a good point.
We don't normally deny applicants based solely on their off-duty activities. But we do think...
...in this particular case, your "hobby" is incompatible with the mission of this institution.
ZOMBIE: arghablargablargablar!
HR OFFICER: I understand you're upset, Mister Zombie...
...but I don't think there's any need for that sort of language.
ZOMBIE: arghablargablargablar!
HR OFFICER: Yeah, good luck getting a lawyer. Creep.
OK, who’s next?
No. Just... No.