Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Jessica Biel and Megan Fox Wearin' nothin' but their socks Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Brian: Well, that's just not practical.
Lois: Spending a week in Mexico With some black guys and some blow is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Peter: Aw, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids?
Chris: I would like a pair of skates, Then I'd go out skating,
But I really don't know how to skate. Ha-ha!
Meg: I want a Lexus all in pink And a dad who doesn't drink.
Peter: Oh, and that reminds me, twelve kegs of beer.
The Griffins (except Brian): All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.
Brian: Santa's got his work cut out for him. Peter: Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet
cast
Peter: Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost...
Peter and Lois: Is all I really want for Christmas this year
Lois: Wait, what?
Peter: Forget it. Keep goin'.
Chris: Jennifer Garner in my bed
Meg: Softer voices in my head...
Chris and Meg: Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Stewie: Yellow cake uranium. Never mind the reason. Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball. [laughs]
Brian: Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?
Peter: Poo on you! It's not enough!
Stewie: Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here
The Griffins: All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer.
Is all I really want this year
Brian: I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive. Lois: Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, it's Christmas
Peter: And Christmas is about gettin'..
Everyone in town knows that
Quagmire:Japanese girls with no restraint Just to choke me till I faint Is all I really want for Christmas
This Year
Giggity
Bonnie: Platinum-plated silverware...
Joe: Just one day when kids don't stare... Bonnie and Joe: Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Mort: If you put a Christmas tree In the public airport,
I will go to court and sue your ***! Happy holiday!
Mayor Adam West: Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?
Herbert: And a little drummer boy. He can either tap his drum or my rear.
then don't you
he came into town
Mayor Adam West, Herbert and Mort: All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.
Tom Tucker: I want a golden mustache comb.
Angela: And some spermicidal foam.
Tom Tucker and Angela: That's all I really want for Christmas this year.
Carter: I want a brand new pitching wedge.
Consuela: I would like more Lemon Pledge. Carter and Consuela: That's all I really want for Christmas this year
Bruce: I just want a wedding ring
From someone named Jeffrey Jillian: I just want some colored Easter eggs.
Carl: I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz. Tomak: We don't know what "Christmas" is.
Bellgarde: We have something else called "Kishgev Fufleer".
Everyone (except Brian): All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year.