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GEL TO THE SHOW
.
ANGEL, HI, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
WHAT'S G ON?
>> I HAVE BEEN -- HOLD ON -- I
HAVE BEEN SEEING SOMEBODY SEVEN
TO NINE MONTHS NOW.
HIS NAME IS ELIJAH.
HE DOESN'T KNOW I HAVE BEEN
SLEEPING WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO BE
HIS REACTION.
I REALLY DON'T CARE.
YOU KNOW, WHAT I MEAN.
JERRY: YOU ARE -- ON THIS SHOW
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO ASK -- YOU
ARE A DRAG QUEEN?
>> YES, I AM A DRAG QUEEN, YES.
JERRY: OK.
SO, YOU ARE NOW WITH SOMEONE
ELSE.
>> YES.
JERRY: BUT YOUR EX WANTS YOU
BACK?
INTO YES, HE WANTS ME BACK, BUT
I DON'T WANT HIM BACK.
JERRY: YOUR EX DOESN'T KNOW
ABOUT YOUR CURRENT LOVER?
>> NO, HE DOESN'T HAVE NO CLUE.
JERRY: AND YOUR CURRENT LOVER
DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR EX?
>> NOT AT ALL.R
JERRY: LET'S MEET YOUR EX,
ELIJAH.
HI, ELIJAH, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN EACH
OTHER?
>> NINE MONTHS, TO A YEAR.
IT'S BEEN GOING GREAT.
AND I JUST WANT TO TELL HIM,
THAT I STILL LOVE HIM, EVEN
THOUGH I CHEATED ON YOU.
JERRY: YOU CHEATED ON HIM?
>> JUST ONCE.
>> PLEASE, NOT ONCE, TWICE.
IT WAS TWICE.
NOT ONCE.
TWICE.
>> ONCE.
JERRY: BUT YOU STILL LOVE HIM.
>> I STILL LOVE HIM.
I STILL LOVE HIM.
JERRY: YOU TWO TALK TO EACH
OTHER.
>> WELL, ELIJAH, I BRING YOU TO
THE SHOW TO TELL YOU, THAT THE
NUMBER OF MONTHS WE HAVE BEEN
TOGETHER, YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH
A WOMAN.
JERRY: WHAT!
YOU CAN'T CHEAT WITH A WOMAN ON
OUR SHOW!
>> FOR THE PAST 1 1/2 YEARS, I
CAN'T TRUST YOU NO MORE --
WHATEVER YOU TOLD ME, IT'S LIKE
SAYING [BEEP] -- I DON'T BELIEVE
YOU NO MORE, WHATEVER YOU HAVE
TO SAY TO ME.
I HAVE SOMEBODY ELSE.
AND HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT HIM?
>> WHERE'S HE AT?
JERRY: OK.
HOLD ON.
YOU CAN'T BE ANGRY AT THIS OTHER
ONE, BECAUSE HE SKNT KNOW ABOUT
YOU.
>> OK.
JERRY: KATRINA!
[AUDIENCE CHANTS JERRY!
]
JERRY: WHAT IS THAT?
AUDIENCE: JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
>> YOU ***!
YOU ARE!
YOU ARE!
AUDIENCE: JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, THIS -- TRINA, THIS IS THE
FIRST YOU FOUND OUT?
>> YES.
JERRY: ANGEL, WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU WERE WITH ELIJAH.
>> LET ME CATCH MY BREATH.
>> HE NEVER WAS.
HE WAS ALWAYS AT THE BAR ANYWAY.
>> WHATEVER.
GO AND SUCK SOMEBODY ELSE'S
[BEEP], WILL YOU?
>> WHATEVER.
WHATEVER, WHATEVER.
WHATEVER.
WHATEVER.
JERRY: STAND UP FOR A SECOND.
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE THAT BACK?
>> YOU WANT THIS BACK?
>> SURE, THEY NEED IT.
AUDIENCE: JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
WE'VE EVER DONE A SHOW AT A
WATER PARK.
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THIS
RELATIONSHIP.
>> OH, I'M DONE.
I'M DONE.
AND ESPECIALLY -- THAT -- THAT
-- THAT IS WHAT YOU CHEATED ON
ME WITH.
JERRY: WE'LL BE BACK.
STAY WITH US.
JERRY: THANK YOU!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE VERY NICE.
WELCOME BACK.
THANK YOU.
.
WELCOME BACK.
PLEASE MEET CYNTHIA.
NOW CYNTHIA SAYS THAT FOR THE
MONTH SHE HAS BEEN HAVING
AN AAIR WITH A MARRIED MAN.
AUDIENCE: OH!
)MRRY: NOTICE HOW I ALWAYS
WHISPER WHEN I SAY THOSE THINGS.
WHAT'S G
>> I MET HIM IN 1996 AND WE
DATED FOR TWO OR THREE MONTHS,
OFF AND ON.
AND I GOT BORED IN DECEMBER, AND
I DECIDED TO CALL H BACK.
AND WE HAVE BEEN KICKING IT FOR
THE PAST THREE MONTHS A-
JERRY: BUT YOU KNOW HE'S
MARRIED?
>> I DONO) CARE.
JERRY: WHY NOT?
WOULD YOU WANT SOMEONE TO DO
THAT T YOU
>> IF I FIND OUT ABOUT IT, I
MEAN, I JUST HAVE TO KEEP WITH
HIM.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT NOBODY --
JERRY: WHAT DOES HE TELL YOU.
>> HE TELLS ME SHE'S A *** AND
HE'S READY TO LEAVE HER.
JERRY: WHOA, NOW HIS WIFE
DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU.
>> NO, BUT SHE'S GOING TO FIND
)[T TODAY.
JERRY: OK.
SHE'S AGREED TO COME ON THE SHOW
AND FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT HER
RELATIONSHIP.
SO LET'S BRING HER OUT.
HOW ABOUT A NICE HAND FOR
TAMIKA!
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
JERRY: HI, TAMM MIEKE CAFMENT
TAMIKA, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
AND YOU ARE MARRIED TO, WS
HIS NAME, HERMAN?
>> HERMAN.
JERRY: AND YOU ARE ON THE SHOW
BECAUSE YOU ARE GOINTO FIND
OUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR
MARRIAGE?
>> RIGHT.
JERRY: YOU DON'T KNOW THIS
WOMAN.
HER NAME IS NTHI
>> UH-HUH.
JERRY: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY?
>> I COME ON THE SHOW TO LETTER
YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING
WITH YOUR HUSBAND FOR THE LAST
THREE MONTHS.
[AUDIENCE CHEE%&]
AUDIENCE: RRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
>> AND I'M GOING TO CONTINUE TO
SLEEP WITH HIM, BECAUSE IT'S ALL
GOOD.
AUDIENCE: JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
[AUDIENCE EERS]
JERRY: WHY -- WHY ARE YOU ANGRY
AT HER?
WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU?
>> SHE AIN'T DONE NOTHING TO ME.
JERRY: BUT YOU HAVE BEEN
SLEEPING WITH HER HUSBAND.
>> AND I'M GOING TO KEEP ON
SLEEPING WITH HIM.
JERRY: LET'S BRING HIM OUT.
)MRE'S HERMAN.
[AUDIENCE BOOS]
AUDIENCE: JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
>> YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> WHAT'S UP, JERRY.
JERRY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU ARE MARRIED TO HER, SLEEPING
WITH HOME RUN?
WHAT'S GOING ON.
>> NOTHING GOING ON.
I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH HER NO
MORE.
I WANT TO BE WITH SOINL.
I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH HER.
THE GIRL THAT'S CRAZY.
SHE ALWAYS ON MY BACK -- SHE --
>> YOUR FAT *** -- YOU NEED
[BEEP] --
AUDIENCE: JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
>> YOU'RE UGLY ***.
>> AND YOU [BEEP] --
>> IT'S ALL GOOD.
>> NO, IT AIN'T ALL GOOD.
>> C3THIA LIKE IT, THOUGH.
>> FAT ***.
>> YOU MARRIED HIM.
>> YOU MARRIED ME, SO I MUST NOT
BE TOO FAT.
JERRY: WHY DID YOU MARRY HER?
>> BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS IN
LOVE WITH HER, BUT NOW I KNOW
I'M NOT.
JERRY: OK.
ARE YOU GETTING A DIVORCE?
>> SHE KNOW I WANT A DIVORCE.
>> I DON'T --
>> WHATEVER.
WHATEVER.
I USED IT AS AN EXCUSE TO GO
BACK HOME WITH MY MAMA.
BUT THAT'S WHEN WE HOOKED BACK
UP.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> YOU HEARD ME.
>> NO, I AIN'T HEARD YOU.
AUDIENCE: YOU HEARD HER.
YOU HEARD WHAT SHE SAID.
SHE SAID SHE DON'T WANT YOU!
JERRY: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> YEAH, BECAUSE SHE DON'T WANT
YOU NO MORE.
LET HIM GO!
LET HIM GO!
AUDIENCE: JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
>> I HAVE A COMMENT FOR THE LADY
IN THE RED.
YOU ARE PRETTY, YOU DON'T NEED
HIM.
AND YOU, YOU BETTER PUT A LEASH
ON H, BECAUSE HE WAS CHECKING
OUT ME AND MY FRIEND DURING THE
COMMERCIAL BREAK.
SO YOUAETTER KEEP A LEASH ON
HIM.
>> HEY, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
WHICH ONE IS THE LADY AND WHICH
ONE IS THE MAN.
YOU SOUND LIKE MORE THE ***
THAN SHE DO.
YOU IS A FATBACKBACK.
>> AND YOU HEARD WHAT SHE SAID,
SHE'S TIRED OF YOUR BIG BUTT
ROLLING ALL OVER HER.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
>> THAT FACE GONNA BREAK THE
CAMERA.
>> MY QUESTION'S FOR SCOTT.
OK, ***, HOW YOU GOING TO DIS
KELLIE LIKE THAT ON NATIONAL TV.
WHEN YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT AT
HOME AND TOLD HER IN HER HOUSE
AND BRING THAT ON TV.
KELLIE LOOK A WHOLE LOT BETTER
THAN THAT.
>> WATCH YOUR BACK.
WATCH YOUR BACK.
AUDIENCE: JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
>> THAT GUY IN THE STRIPED
SHIRT, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT SO
MUCH ANIMOSITY.
HE'S THE TYPE OF GUY THAT WOULD
WALK INTO MCDONALD'S AND START
BLASTING.
I GOT THE CURE FOR HIM.
I GOT THE CURE FOR HIM.
YOU SHOULD GET HOOKED UP WITH
TWEETIE PIE IN FRONT OF YOU.
THE GUY WITH THE PURPLE LIPS.
I THINK THAT WILL HELP YOU OUT.
I THINK THAT WILL HELP YOU OUT.
>> I WANT A REAL WOMAN, THANK
YOU.
>> OK.=
I THINK ALL Y'ALL FOUL.
YOU ALL MIGHT AS WELL JUST
[BEEP] EACH OTHER, BECAUSE Y'ALL
-- HOLD ON.
SECOND OF ALL, YOU WON'T BEAT
THIS.
YOU WON'T BEAT THIS.
YOU COULD TAKE THOSE [BEEP] AND
SHOVE IT UP YOUR [BEEP].
>> YOU NEED A NOSE JOB.
>> AND THE NEXT QUESTION I V WHO
GAVE YOU THAT HICK KEY, HER OR
HER?
>> IT WASN'T MY.
>> JUST AS LONG AS IT WASN'T
YOU.
SIT DOWN.
>> YOU SIT ME DOWN.
YOU SIT ME DOWN.
YOU SIT ME DOWN.
BECAUSE I GOT THE GROOVE RIGHT
HERE.
YOU SIT ME DOWN.
YOU SIT ME DOWN.
***!
***!
THESE ARE REAL.
WHAT, ***!
AUDIENCE: JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY!
JERRY: WE'LL BE BACK.