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Warriors for the win, Incursion for the win.
Screw fraternity.
We're gonna kill them
in Ahn'Qiraj.
I mean Ahn'Qiraj
is nothing but a bunch of
cockroaches
and flies.
Know what I'm sayin'?
Nothin' but cockroaches and flies.
And Blackwing Liar... Nefarion is such a wuss!
Nefarion is like..
a pea.
A pea among oranges.
You know the size difference between a pea and an orange? A pea is like...
a poof.
And an orange is like a BOOM, you know what I'm sayin'? You guys know what I'm sayin', right?
Eh... you guys know what I'm sayin'. (I don't have a clue what you're saying man, but... it's all good)
I don't even know either... But regardless, REGARDLESS.
Incursion for the win. And you know, I mean, I think I tried to say this like six hours ago, but you guys
were like jacking off or whatever.
Like I might have like five ingots?
Something, you know like, from Golemagg coming your way.
So when we get sulfuras, it's like BOOM,
Hand of Ragnaros right in your face.
to go along with those nexus crystals that's cool too.
And I have NO idea how idea how I walked home.
NO idea how I walked home.
I mean, if I were me right now, I would have passed out at the bar. I...
It's been at least ten minutes according to my roommate. (I think you are you.)
But I...
You know what...
F*** Fraternity, SCREW Fraternity, they aren't s***.
The only reason they're nothing is because they do crack.
I mean they smoke crack all day long, and they have no jobs.
You guys are the true
working Americans...
You guys are true Americans...
or Canadians...
or Mexicans I don't even KNOW what country you're from.
Bottom line is you guys are the true people of the United States...
of the World, that's right I said it!
United States of the world.
If you guys continue
doing what you're doing...
I don't even KNOW...
where i am right now, but if you guys continue this,
Ahn'Qiraj is nothing.
you hear me
it is Nothin'.
I mean Nefarion is a ***!
Nefarion is the biggest wuss you have ever meet. I mean flying dragons? So what?
SO
WHAT?
F***, orange weapon, know what I'm sayin'?
Thunderfury.
Thunderfury will slow your attack speed by like
fifty percent.
You know what that means?
That means like one attack every...
yeah you guys know what I'm sayin, right?
Yeah that's what I'm talkin' about.
(definitely) either way... either way
I've been with you guys for like three days,
you guys like the s***.
You're not even like the s***. You are the
THE s***.
You know what, you guys know what I'm talkin' about, right?
You guys don't even know what I'm talkin' about, but I know what I'm talkin' about. (Hell yeah.)
I don't even know, I don't even know what I'm talkin' about.
Bottom line is
I've been rambling on for like half an hour now
I'm gonna fall backwards.
Yeah... your names Julia, right? Er, not even Julia... Jess
Yeah that's what the name is.
(Yes, that is my name)
Jessica, I don't even know who your character is
but i love you
and I wanna marry you. (Look out Trav, you got competition.)
I wanna marry you.
I wanna marry you
I wanna marry you so bad it's like,
I'm gettin' a hard-on right now just thinkin' about you and I haven't even seen your picture yet.
And rotten...
And then rotten
Or "Steve", whatever your name is. I don't even know your real name, but
names don't even matter to guys now-a-days, you know what I'm talkin' about.
Steve, you're the s***.
You're the s***.
(Dude, Jessica's... Jessica's my wife.)
Are you serious?
(Serious, man.)
(She's sitting right beside me.) Wait a second, rotten
rotten is dating Jessica?
(We're married) (Married my man.)
NO WAY.
No... (I've have free? too just so you know.)
Wait, is Jessica Snaglette?
Is Jessica Snaglette? (There you go!)
YEEEEAAAA!!!
Yo, dude, I didn't want to... I didn't want to tell you this until like a few like months into it, but she did actually
before Razorgore
like ran up to me and cheered at me.
now
according to men, that's like cheating. That's like
Kiss
She cheated on you
I mean I don't want to... I didn't want to tell you... I didn't want to tell you till a few months ago.
But like... (Hey Scotty, you just wiped us on trash mobs because you were
distracting us.)
It's all... It's all good, brother. It's all good because you guys can do this tomorrow and I'll still be in bed.
(Will you pay my 40.... will you pay my repair bill?)
Dude
You don't understand man, I'm gonna give you guys like five ingots.
Five ingots is like
three months worth of like Golemagg.
You don't understand how much he's ganked. (It's at least that.)
i'd just like
you know what is the funny thing
when i thought i was actually quitting I just told this priest like 'you know what
go to heaven, you can take whatever you want from the guild bank' and he did.
But then I slapped him, I b**** slapped him across the face, and I was like 'yo, give me 'em back
and he did
so when I'm sober enough to give you guys the ingots, I will
and that will probably be a few days. No joke.
No joke, it'll be a few days
and it'll probably be
a few days before I get you all the ingots. (a few days till you get sober?)
Dude
I don't think I'm goin' to even be alive on sunday
I'm not even gonna be alive.
If I like log on at like 7 pm, I'll just be waking up. Bottom line
Bottom line is
you guys are awesome.
(We feel you Scotty.) You too man. You feel me?
You feel me?
Jess... Jessica were gonna get married someday, you divorce that son-of-a-b**** rotten
he doesn't deserve you.
He doesn't deserve you at all. (laughing) Yeah you guys are laughing right now, you guys are laughin', man. Cool.
That's cool, but you'll see. You'll see in a few months.
You'll see, what's the day? the 30th or something like that? What's the date? What's the date? Yo
I'm calling it
June
thirtieth.
That's like a month from now.
Jessica and
Steve
or rotten, "rotten ***" whatever his name is
they'll be divorced.
they'll be divorced from now.
Jessica
will be
flying...flying the bosses. (Eh... I don't know, I know I put one more
then he poured beer on the red one.)
I don't even know what you just said right now.
You, you were interrupting.
That's cool, 'cause I love you, and I don't even know who you are.
I love you too.
Yeah, I don't even know why you're sayin' yeah.
Bottom line, yeah, yeah I feel you, dog.
Jessica and
Steve.
(I bet it's the other one, I put one in there.)
Steeaive why you speaking?
Jessica and Steve.
Jessica will be off like with like
the eskimos of Alaska or something, I don't even know what I'm saying.
and steve
Steve is gonna be dating Adaria.
Steve and Adaria, they seem like a good couple.
I mean, Adaria's got the whole night elf chick thing going...
And then he's a whole human warrior, like I'm a badass, I'm gonna tank Vaelastrasz. You know what I'm saying, right?
Adaria's like I'm gonna stealth
I'm gonna stealth, and I'm gonna cupid Steve's *** right from behind and be like BAM.
Steve, you're mine. Yeah, you guys know what I'm talkin' about. Anyways...
I'm gonna fall back on my bed right now.
I'm gonna tell you guys, I love you guys.
I don't even know... (Hey Scott, thanks for the entertainment tonight, man.)
(You made our night, guys.)
And there's gonna be... I mean... wait
How did you guys do in ZG, by the way? I'm assuming you guys are in ZG, right?
(We killed Hakkar.)
(I got the heart.)
Nice.
Who's "I"? (Frozen)
Oh f*** you.
F*** you, you don't deserve it.
Should have gone to Steve.
Should have gone to STEVE!
Steve, you the man!
Steve, you the man. I don't even know if you're online.
You might have logged off in the past few minutes.
or half an hour, I don't even know how long I've been talking. (Nah, man. Steve's right here.)
steve
You da man, but Jessica's mine.
You goin' down
you goin' down
that's all I gotta say.
But, how long did it take you guys? Did it take you like two hours?
My pants just fell down
by the way.
(I think he passed out.)
I'm right here... Steve!
Answer the question!
(Go for it, man.)
Answer the question, the question is...
How much wood
could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could
chuck wood.
A: twenty pounds
B:
B: twenty two and a half pounds
C: Fiddy pounds, that's FIVE ZERO
and then D:
world mystery, answer the question a,b,c, or d. (Steve only knows about 3 legged badgers.)
(Eh.. I don't know man, but they make a pretty mean pot of chili.)
That's racism right there.
That's racism towards the... toward the... I don't even know what you guys... you know what? Screw it
someone else answer the question
how much wood
would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck
could chuck the wood?
(I'm not racist man, they all taste good.) Anyone know?
anyone know
(Forty.) (I uh... I don't know, man.)
The answer is...
Orange weapon, for the win. (If we can get a...)
Orange weapon, for the win.
Bottom line is priests... (You're trading that out this week, right?)
Yo man, if priests and paladins would log on tonight.
Razorgore?
One-shotted.
One
Shotted.
(One shotted?)
Yo man, we would have had in the other night
except like
for some reason I just got stunned
and then every legionnaire decided to gang-*** me at the same time
and that's just wrong.
I mean, I don't know what... I mean if those guys... if those guys you know...
If those guys would switch hitters, cool
whatever floats your boat.
You know? Whatever floats your boat, that's just fine. But like, when we're killing a boss, like
I appreciate it if you just
keep your *** habits yourself
you know what I'm sayin'?
yeah, legionnaires, you know, legionnaires don't listen.
Yo! My roommate is right, dude, my hiccups are gone. You know, you know what?
You guys are awesome. Cause you guys just got rid of my hiccups.
And hiccups
for the loss
F-T-L.
And have no idea how long I've been holding down this push-to-talk button.
(A long time man.) At least twenty minutes.
Yeah.
Do you guys doin' the hexer? Cause the hexer's... hexer's a pain in the ***.
(No we don't have enough people
prolly even to do uh... bloodlord but we're gonna try it anyway i think.)
(I can come if you want.) Wait how... wait you guys kill a... the Hakkar.
You guys killed Hakkar, how are you doing the bloodlord? You should have done him by now. (Well we just had five...
We had five people to...
five people just drop after killing Hakkar cause it's...
you know, two o'clock in the morning on the east coast for some of them. They have to get up and
actually do stuff tomorrow.)
Ahh... forget it.
Church can wait,
church can wait.
You know what? I mean
if god would, you know, open his eyes nowadays, he would realize that world
of warcraft is greater than life.
In world of warcraft...(Hey Scott, can I ask you a question?) What's up? What's up?
(Where do you live, where do you live at, man?)
(Where do you live at? Where have you been tonight that...
what part of the country?) I live...
I say Boston, Massachusetts because that's the only town that people know in Massachusetts,
but I am located in worcester, ***
WORCESTER,
Massachusetts
represent.
(I see, so you been down on the town doin' a little bar-hoppin' huh?)
Hell
Yes,
son, Hell Yeah.
(Nice
nice nice.)
(I was just tryin' to figure out...) Oh man I was so frustrated
I was so mad earlier, cause you know what? Like... Razorgore was still alive and everything. He doesn't deserve to
be alive.
You know, all the sins he committed in life. LIke, uh kidnapping.... (I didn't think he could be alive.)
kidnapping, ***,
genocide, all that stuff, man? He deserves to be dead.
he's like... he's like the Hitler of blackwing lair.
I mean, he deserves to be dead.
I mean Razorgore's got every week. (Ah, we'll get him.)
(Thursday night, we'll kill him.) Do you know when's the next...
Thursday...? That's like...(Thursday night.)
a week from now. That's like a week from now.
You... Monday. Monday I'm gonna solo Razorgore.
I'm gonna tell you guys the loot.
I'm callin' it right now, it's gonna be untamed blade, which goes to me, ha ha! F*** off.
(Well if you solo it, doesn't that mean you get it all anyway?)
Yeah, but Cenarion I can't loot because the stupid message with pop up
"Eh... you're not the specific class. Blah blah blah." Yeah,
forget you blizzard.
Yeah, I deserve Cenarion.
anyways
I'ma get Cenarion when it drops.
And I'm gonna get like....
I'ma get judgment.
Cause intellect is so important for a warrior, I mean, intellect makes just makes you learn
swords faster.
Quel'serrar is just...
Quel'serrar I farmed sooo...
long.
I mean, when that thing dropped, I think
I creamed myself
like five straight times.
I don't know if any other warrior has experienced that.
Like, I know I experience that when like,
me and Jessica first met.
I mean, Jessica's just the hottest thing in the world.
I mean... rotten
I don't know how you did it.
Jessica is like...
the Christina Agulera of
world of warcraft.
I don't know how you did it
but god speed, man. You are you the man.
You are the man, for gettin' with that.
either way
either way
I just wanna thank you guys,
for the g-invite.
And for... and for...
killing Hakkar... for... I mean, you guys earned
the right to watch Hakkar fall.
and i'm telling you
this Thursday, I promise you
Razorgore is
gonna fall on the first
shot.
First shot.
Three deaths. I'm callin' it, three deaths.
First death, Juggman.
Second death,
rotten
Third death,
is rotten again. Cause he's gonna get battle-rezed and die again.
I'm calling it right there.
Now, if you guys don't believe me, that's fine, that's fine,
but I've been know to predict presidential elections
in my own head.
So, you guys wait and see.
You guys Wait And See.
It's gonna be Juggman, rotten, rotten,
because rotten
is a rotten apple.
and you know what happens to rotten apples
they don't get elected the garden of eden
Thunderfury gets elected to the garden of eden.
I have no...
CLUE... what that last sentence means.
And I've been holding down this push-to-talk button for so long, my middle finger is going numb.
So, I'm gonna fall back, onto my bed
I'm gonna fall back onto my bed and I'm gonna wake up at like
six p.m.
six p.m. I'm gonna be online and solo...
Razor... I don't know who's laughing
you'll wait and see.
The power
of Thunderfury conquers all.
And you can not wait until my song pops out with Firemaul, and when we face Firemaul, which is gonna be in like two weeks
Cause we're gonna destroy BWL
you wait and see.
You wait and see, my friend. (Drop your weapon.)
Hey, that's racism.
That's racism.
Hunter's deserve nothing
but, like,
cloth.