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Treason is for the brave!
Usual morning of usual day.
Youth walks through square.
Militiamen stand on crossroads.
Housewives hurry for shopping.
Idyll.
But I am a liberal. And through the lens of liberalism everything looks a little different.
Monuments of occupation.
Communist symbols on walls.
Crooked popes.
Bloody regime watchdogs.
They wanted to *** Freedom.
Instead Freedom will kill them.
This is for Razor team and Patrick Miles!
This is for forcing Georgia to peace.
Pedrosses had enough for today
Billboard: KILL DEMOCRAT
Help! Why are you just standing here?
There is a psycho with rifle on the roof!
He's engaging anti-Soviet propaganda! ...And shoots people!
We know but have our hands full.
We are ordered to evacuate the city.
Evacuate? But what for?
Where have all the cops gone? One liberal put to rout whole city?
What's that sound?
Damn rifle was blasted away. Have to go down.
Five minutes later
Oh yeah here it is. Broken of course.
Don't move! Who are you?
I'm on your side! Eh.. Don't shute!.. I've been waiting for you for so long!
Password!
In favour of US I'll go though fire and ice!
OK exactly right now we need an allie from locals.
Why didn't you inform me you begin the Liberation I'd prepare everything!
When George Bush appeared to me in nuthouse he warned me you would come.
Eh Gerge Bush told you? Hey buddy why don't you drop that rifle? Ok never mind.
Operation started earlier. Ivans recognized independence of South Zagoria
and sent troops under the excuse of "Russian-speaking population" protection. We couldn't loiter any more.
We need time to drop troops in Chernogorsk it's necessary to hold Russian armour
or those bolshevik death machines will drive out our elite platoons into sea.
We know where are enemy armoured vehicles located and able to carry out air operation.
Everything is crawling with reds there and we need local to deal with AA and direct the aviation.
We could use some help in cleansing. Little of our guys want to bite the dust in this ***. Well will you handle this?
I was gettomg ready for this my whole life.
Amazing! We will issue you laser designator nigh vision goggles pistol and agent Kozlovsky. (kozel=goat)
A goat? We must be low on allies aren't we?
Kozlovsky is a little straightforward but that's only appearance.
This is the latet CIA invention cybergoat exoskeleton covered in skin.
He's got 10 kg of C-4 inside bring him to tunguska. Aviation will do the rest.
Don't disappoint us during cleansing.
Fallow us we will lead you out of city.
We destroyed local prison and now there are a lot of marauders.
Commies have joint property anyway.
You have excellent body armours sir!
Yes produced by AllDamageFails Corporation company.
That's it you are on your own now. You mustn't look suspicious so pistol will be your only weapon left. Take care of Kozlovsky.
One hour later
Hail to the Russia! I and my friend are patriots-sovereigners dreaming about reinstalling monarchy in Russia!
We are volunteers came to South Zagoria to fight NATO vultures!
Would you tell us the way to closets US carrier?
Also we have guns! There is saiga in the trunk. If you want let's go with us!
I can see you are a good man you like goats! It means you are patriot!
Nice off-road you got there...
Three hours later
I salute you warriots-liberators!
As a mere Chernorussian peasant I want you to blow... I mean give you a goat as a compensation
for your suffering and hardships which you endure on your difficult way of opposing NATO expansion.
Leave the goat and get the hell out you vanquished ***!
He's a really smooth talker for a peasant!..
Hell' with that! We gut a goatess now! With her hel'p we shell' satisfie all kinds of hunger!
Shut up you redneck! You are not in Osetia any more! We'll just eat it and that's it.
Where's my golden spoon?
All left of the goat is horns and hooves
Many patches were issued since the creation of the mission and now one American goat is not enough for blowing up tunguska.
I tried editing mission myself but ended up braking all scripts.
This is why I'll just thow the ending.
Hm... Judging by smell it's #135 motorized. I sniffed enough of this in Georgia.
Great work. They will never force to peace anyone anymore.
What a professional! How do you do this sir?
The CIA teaches much much more...
How honorably of you to fly here to extract me!
Extract.. Yes sure.. This is what I wanted to tlk to you about..
Where? On carrier? Do you have carrier? May I fly with you by this helicopter?$
Of course not!
This helicopter is for US citizens only. To fly this you'll have to do a lot more for democracy.
But we will give you opportunity to make an exception of yourself.. Operation "Patriot Butthurt" is only beginning.