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So what you're saying is, I want to smell like poo?
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Ok so this week's WTF comes courtesy of a viewer
He actually mailed this out to us so thank you Won San [thank you so much!]
for these...Ddung products.
This is Ddung foot cream, so that's poo foot cream
and Ddung sweet perfume.
I don't think that Ddung is really supposed to be a sweet perfume, I don't know.
I dunno, I'm a little bit scared to spray this on, ummm,
if it smells like poo, what am I gonna attract from that, right?
Isn't Ddung Perfume a euphemism for a fart?
Well, Ddung is like, poo in Korea, and just please keep going! Just ignore me.
Anyhow, what I'm really interested in is here it winds up saying:
"As they say, Happy Virus for me makes everyone happy!"
What is this virus that they talk of
Because the only Ddung viruses I can think of are Dysentry and Cholera,
and none of those are really happy viruses.
AHH! It could be a zombie virus!
I don't think zombie viruses are born out of turds.
It could be born out of turds.
Look I drew a fly! [is that a fly?] BZZZ!
It just looks like a P to me.
It's a fly!
That's a fly? It looks like a bow to me!
It's a FLY!
I can't see it. Point it at me. THAT'S A BOW!
It's a fly.
It's a little flying bow.
Ok, let's move on.
Anyways, let's smell this.
Umm, this is...oh! This is Lovely Iris Fragrance...Fragrance? [FRAGRANCE!]
FRAGRANCE! [FRAGGLEROCK!]
Lovely Iris Fragrance.
How does an Iris smell? Don't Irises see?
No no, honey...ohh...honey [what?]
An iris is a plant. [w what?]
It's a purple flower called an Iris.
IM A MAN I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!
AH! Look at how cute it is!
I mean, this baby on the cloud is interesting.
I don't know...would you want a baby cloud for your perfume?
Aren't perfumes supposed to be like [what? Manly?]
Sexy? I don't know.
No! My perfume, I wear Gwen Stefani, and mine has a cute little blonde girl on it.
It looks like me.
Ok you ready?
Spray it on yourself.
I'll spray it on you.
Spray it on you! It's for girls! It's not for me!
How do you know that? It's got Ddung on it!
It's got an angel, it's in a pink box
Kai Bai Boh! Loser gets sprayed on. Ready?
Oh my God! No!
Ready?
OHOHOHOHOHOH!
Ready, ready?
Kai Bai Boh...YEAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sprits right in your mouth. I didn't do that.
That's awful. Ok here I go.
Go for it. Can you, like, not point it at me?!?!
You're so fake! AH HA HA!
BLAH! I tasted it.
Ok...
It smells like my grandmother.
This does smell like grandmother perfume. You know...
oh my...oh my God! This is like, thousands of grandmothers
just made their way into my house to make me tea and
[I don't know what it is about]
then they gave me cookies and they left.
I'm just telling you right now...it's grandmother!
It is amazing, comforting, grandmother right now.
This is scent of your grandmother [this is amazing]
wrapped in a baby angel bottle [that's right]
and marketed as Ddung!
Grandma you don't smell like Ddung I swear!
Ok Ddung foot cream.
You know you've really stepped in it this time.
Is that a joke? That was terrible.
In Korean it says TWONKLE TWONKLE
which means, like, Sparkle Sparkle,
You guys know TWONKLE TWONKLE nunhhunnuhunuh NO NO NO NO NO!
That's a great attempt!
Isn't Twonkle twonkle "Twinkle twinkle?"
No, it means like "Sparkle Sparkle"
TWONKLE TWONKLE *** FOOT CREAM!
NOW I RUIN ALL YOUR DREAMS!
Ready Simon [ok] *James Bond action music*
Oh, it's got plastic on it [oh boy!]
Let's try it again, ready?
Ok. Is this...is this the iris smell or no?
I have no idea, actually, you should open it because I have such overwhelming grandma
I really hope this doesn't smell like Old people also.
Ok this is very...thick [oh Gosh!] Here, take that.
Ok hang on. What does it smell like?
It smells like...normal cream to me.
HA TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!
You *** me off so much!
HOHOHO TROLOLOLOLOLOLO!
NO no! Do it do it *James Bond music*
Don't fight it! Don't fight it!
YEAH!
Oooh it's ok Sugar Booger let's rub that in.
Nooooo! My makeup!
I just have a question for you. Did you wipe all the cream off your face because
there's a huge chunk on your nose.
You know, I can't feel it, like my nose is sooo big now
that I can't know what's on it anymore.
alright, anyways...the cream...HOW ARE WE GONNA GIVE THIS TO ANYONE NOW?
[I don't know.] Your friggin nose was in it!
It smells, ok you know what it smells like?
I know what it smells like. It smells like that deep active
cream when you injure yourself. You have like an injury.
TOUGH ACTIN TINACTIN®!
No, what's it called? You guys know what I'm talking about.
Cold...Cold Active...Cream Thing®
It's blue gel!
Anyways, I think, you know we talked about the poo card
a little while ago: there's definitely something we're missing out on.
Like I remember some of our viewers said that poo is supposed to be good luck in Korea
because it's supposed to represent farming like fertilization and stuff.
Supposedly if you dream about poo, then that means
you're gonna be really wealthy and successful but,
sometimes I dream that I have to poo, and then I wake up because I have to poo.
So...does that make me very successful? [TOO MUCH INFORMATION!]
No, but like, come on! If you dream about poo
it probably means that you gotta do a #2
But maybe they're not dreaming about your poo, they're dreaming about other poo.
Well I hope that people don't dream about my poo
because that'd be really weird.
Now all you guys are gonna dream about Simon's poo tonight
and email us and be like "I dreamt about Simon's poo!"
Wait...who's that *** fangroup?
Oh no I smeared something all over your cheek.
Oh oh! You did this whole thing with a smear on your cheek.
I think it's because when I put the cream on *LIGHTBULB!!!*
You rubbed off the...you tried to get the cream off your face
and you smeared the ink on your cheek!
OHhhhhhhhh I love you so much.
I'm embarrassed!
You should be! You spoke for like 10 minutes with a smudge...
out of all fingers you could have used why did you use
your left one to clean it?
Sad fly is sad.
GONG!