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I want to tell you all about something awesome that happened in World of Warcraft. I know
there was one guy driving here who was like “I sure hope they tell some World of Warcraft
jokes tonight.” Sir, this is for you. Awhile ago, somebody who played it died in
real life. Not the awesome part. Don’t clap. And his friends in the game decided that they
were going to have an in-game funeral for him. So they posted on message boards that
this is what they were going to do. And then a rival clan showed up and killed everybody
at the funeral. The awesome part though took place on message
boards after this. It was just a back and forth between all these kids culminating in
one of my favorite lines which is: I can’t believe you guys. How would you like it if
a pack of angry dwarves showed up at your funeral and smash up your coffin?
Now, I want to be cremated, but if you could tell me that there was even like a five percent
chance that at my funeral a pack of angry dwarves would show up and smash my coffin
in front of my family, friends, and hopefully at that point my children, I would beg you
to bury me in a coffin. That’s the kind of thing that would turn
my kids into superheroes and I want that for them.