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Lazy Industries presents
Dear friends!
We have finally started digging. Welcome to our secret base.
Which is so secret that nobody knows it is.
There are diggers digging Poland...
Because we will make the Gulf Of Poland HAPPEN!
We try to try how to dig on this base...
Poland is this wonderfull eastern or western...
...which is up to the Germans... ... holy country.
And we needed to try how to dig in a holy country.
So we found by an accident under some of our government building... A hole.
We are trying the digging on this but we will get back to it later...
Now let me show you how we get the soil to our friends, the immigrants to Holland.
As I was saying: We are shifting the soil to Holland because as everybody knows: It is small and full of polish people...
So we basically give the soil to live on to those polish people.
So... the guys from holland buy new land and we get rich because the pay in gold.
As we were speaking about those tracks, Hollands, trains... We have a problem.
We have those wonderful tracks but the Germans have wider...
And they are making problems and all sorts of quarrels so...
So it seems we are going to be forced to haul the soil in parallel. Two trains aside...
We are now near the hole we have been talking about before...
... and I would like to summon someone who knows better.
It is our Tommy who just recently solved his work related injury.
He will tell you more about this hole - or tunnel as we call it.
Well let me introduce myself. I am the director of the health and safety on this location...
... and you are certainly wondering what is or was the purpose of that hole.
Well... This tunnel is unfortunately top secret and heavily guarded so I can not tell you anything about it.
What you see behind me is a brand new prototype of our racing dumpster-special truck that just now returned from testing on the Nordschleife.
Stig was more that satisfied.
It is powered by Harley-Davidson. By 77 V-Twin engines. Air cooled.
You there! No sleeping on the tracks!! Look out! Train is coming!!
We put a lot of pressure on safety of our workers.
And we have just the right guy for the job! He is sitting firmly on his chair.
...and the chair may be rocking a bit...
You there! What are you lifting over there?!
One more time and we will put you on the gibbet! Do not *** me off!
To keep the morale on such big, secret and polish workplace is very difficult.
But we have our methods... We do not disclose them...
We do not have a clue how to utilise this car full of cogs and ropes...
... but because it is full of ropes and cogs we decided to buy it. Is it safe, Tommy?
... I sort of think so ...
Well... We decided to stop once more at the tunnel...
... and now we can go somewhere else ...
And we do have even some bad investments. For example this machine...
This is a machine for lifting the miners out of the hole.
But we need them to work so we do not lift them out....
So it was just a waste of money buying this. But it may come handy from time to time when someone really needs to go to surface.
ACTION!
And here we go with the quiz! And whoever answers the question properly will get a voucher for a trip to Poland!
What is the question? The question is: Where do these tracks go to?
Send the answers in colourful envelopes!
Here you have it... No, that is not it!
Thats is! I tell you...
This is over there!
But... No...
Really, look...
Wait, you said this one!
Here, this way... And that way... Here!
Here you have this that is going to go there.
This over there
And this is there!!
Yea, this is over there...
Well then all of this is like this!
I think...
Now I dont understand...
Well, f.ck it...
Timmy, leave it, this is enough for today.
Come here, let`s show them the shovel.
I thought we were going to stretch it to the end...
Screw this we can do it tomorrow...
Wel will show you the shovel we used to dig this. We wanted to try how much you can dig in one afternoon.
Let me help you...
This is our special nano-shovel.
Zoom here please...
Here where you can not see it...
Here are some nano robots...
Those are really tiny robots.
That dig.
We got this from the USSR.
It was invented there by the scientists.
And it helps us a lot.
This is really for the afternoon. We were just toying. We tried the technology...
Timmy is not even sweaty...
And when we get 100 thousand people here...
Its just go like hell.
I wouldn`t be scared of this... We can make it.
I think march...
In march we can set sail from Bohumín.
That`s easy...
SECRET!
Well this is about everything we wanted to show you today.
To show you that we are not idle...
But we DO THINGS!
And we wanted to greet Samet Kevanštěpič who`s tea spoon was of no help today...
And just in general... Have a nice life and take care!
This will go under the subtitles. Everybody is putting outtakes there. Just record EVERYTHING!