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Nicole: You have to decide who's better
at trimming bushes and -
Lionel: I am not going to do that sibling -
Nicole: And who's a better daughter.
Lionel: I know that trick.
Sofia: At least give me the bush one.
Nicole: At least tell us who you were more excited about
when they were born.
Who do you love more?
Lionel: Here we go.
Nicole: What are our middle names?
Lionel: I'm out of here.
Sofia: What's my birthday?
(music plays)
Sofia: We are at our house, our dad's house.
Nicole: L Train's.
We're just gardening with him, because that's
what he likes to do in his free time and we're trying
to throw him a bone and be nice,
because it's Father's Day.
(typing sound)
(music plays)
Nicole: Hi Dad.
Sofia: Hey.
Lionel: Hey, come on.
You hit right in there.
Sof, you go right in there.
Sofia: So I just cut anything I want to cut?
Lionel: Just kind of look at it.
Don't destroy it.
You're going to whack her in the head.
I want it grow fuller, so what happens is I'll take this out
and this is going to grow back from here tighter.
Nicole: It's like shaving legs.
It comes back thicker.
Lionel: Yeah.
That hedge right there is going to be the perfect one.
Just think of it as a great haircut and you want to make
it even.
Nicole: Like trimming a bush.
You know more about that than me.
(laughing)
Sofia: You got more experience in there.
(music plays)
Lionel: A good haircut.
Nicole: Get that one, Dad.
That one.
Right there, sticking out like a ***, Dad.
(laughing)
Lionel: What?
Back up, look at this.
Now you get to see it.
Nicole: Look, I did a good job.
Lionel: See how it catches on?
All right, square the wagon.
Let's get these roses in the ground.
Nicole: Okay.
Lionel: Okay?
(music plays)
Lionel: Yo, here we go.
Take that plant out of that bucket.
Put it on the side and tap it a little bit.
There you go.
Now, just pull it straight up.
There you go.
Nicole: Okay.
Lionel: Now put that on there.
Nicole: It's cute.
Lionel: All right, Sofa, your turn.
Very good, guys.
Well okay.
How are you doing, Sof?
Nicole: My name is Nicole.
Lionel: Nic, I'm sorry, Nic.
Nicole: I'm doing a great job.
Lionel: And we have show business.
Nicole: You have so much energy for an old person.
I'm so tired.
Are you tired?
Sofia: I'm tired.
Nicole: Who are you texting and how many emojis
are you sending?
Sofia: You send me thousands of emojis.
Nicole: You're very aggressive with the emojis, Dad.
Lionel: What are you talking about?
I'm talking to my friend from Atlanta.
Nicole: You've got to choose one emotion
or one something and go with it.
Sofia: You go from sad to happy to heart eyes.
Nicole: You're just too excited about the faces.
Lionel: I think that expresses exactly how I feel.
I'm in a playful mood, so I go happy face, sad face.
Nicole: That's like bipolar texting.
Lionel: Bipolar texting.
Nicole: You can't choose every one.
You have to stand for something, Dad.
Lionel: This Father's Day thing is weirding me out.
Let's talk about you guys.
Nicole: Did you like us trimming hedges with you?
Lionel: I think you did very well.
I don't think you'll ever do it again.
Nicole: Who would you rather spend more time with,
me or your plants?
Lionel: I love my plants because they don't talk back.
Nicole: Who do you think has a better haircut,
me or your hedges?
What's your favorite plant?
Lionel: Night Jasmine.
Nicole: What's your favorite tree?
Lionel: Olive treen.
Nicole: You know I'm highly allergic to olive tree.
Lionel: I never knew this.
Nicole: Well, I told you 17 times.
Lionel: I have never heard this in my entire life.
Nicole: What's your favorite gardening tool?
Lionel: The pruning thing.
Nicole: Do you ever garden at night?
Lionel: Yes, I garden at night.
Nicole: How many women have you been with
since you've been divorced?
Lionel: Now, you know ...
Is this a Father's Day ... (laughing)
Nicole: Obviously the ones that are important to you
are framed in your house and it's not me or Sofia.
Every time I give you a picture of me,
I never see it again.
Lionel: I have a house full of your pictures.
Nicole: I got you something that I actually think, maybe,
you'll put up in your house and enjoy.
Lionel: Oh my God, just what I've always wanted.
This is going up right front and center.
Nicole: Okay.
Lionel: Bathroom, this is a bathroom shot.
Nicole: We're not in the bathroom.
Sofia: We're not in the bathroom.
Lionel: Bathroom is a guy thing.
Nicole: Happy Father's Day.
Lionel: Thank you, sweetheart.
I love you.
Nicole: Today was fun.
I'm so glad I don't live with you anymore, though.
Lionel: Oh yeah.
Gee thanks.
Sofa, thank you, baby.
Sofia: Happy Father's Day.
Lionel: I love it, my girls.
Thank you very much.
Nicole: Do you have any food here?
Sofia: I'm hungry.
Nicole: Yeah, me too.