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In the criminal justice system,
there are two separate but equally important groups:
the police and prosecutors
who apprehend and try the offenders
and the idiotic defendants, who take up the court's time
with their self-serving blather.
These are their stories.
to the leprechaun's pot of gold.
There was smoke and cool sparks,
and the little creep's head went ka-pow!
But in Leprechaun 6,
we find out that that was a lepreclone
and the real leprechaun...
Mr. Duckman, you've now acted out
five Leprechaun movies,
six Puppetmaster movies
and nine Maniac Cop movies!
Yeah, yeah, I know. There were ten Maniac Cop flicks,
but real M-Cop fans don't count number eight,
which totally violated the integrity of the series!
What does that have to do
with the land fraud charges against you?
Bottom line? In a world of psycho zombies
and pumpkinheads and killer puppets
who drill your eyeballs with their little screw hats,
am I rea
...Then, in the movie Living Dead 8,
we, uh, learn that the government
is infecting people with the zombie virus
and turning them into flesh- eating special forces units,