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>> William: Once again the Internet has lost its gosh darn mind. By now you might have
heard the Ukraine is going through some… stuff?
>> Elliott: And to put the icing on the cake Sith Lord Darth Vader is running for President
of Ukraine. >> William: When I was a kid hearing Darth
Vader was running for President would have been the coolest thing that has ever happened…
but it’s not. It’s really not. >> Elliott: Sometimes we forget that Darth
Vader is a genocide inducing chauvinistic mass murderer. His voice is cool though!
>> William: An unidentified costumed protester who is frequently seen on Kiev’s Independence
Square followed by his Storm Trooper cronies has been selected as the official candidate
of the Ukraine Internet Party. >> Elliott: The Ukraine Internet Party came
to be in 2010 with hopes to initiate an electronic government, transition to digital media and
make free computer courses available to all of it’s citizens.
>> William: Though these fundamentals seem safe, let’s evaluate Sith Lord Darth Vaders
political past shall we? >> Elliott: We shall.
>> William: At first I thought Lord Vader would be fiscally liberal given his minimalist
approach to crew uniforms, but that’s actually called:
>> Elliott and William: Communism. >> William: Decades ago Lord Vader also signed
a bill to eradicate what is now known as the Death Star, a 8.1 quadrillion dollar operation
that would not only destroy any economy but silence an entire planet.
>> Elliott: I don’t know sounds pretty Stalin-esque to me.
>> William: Then we must take into account that Lord Vader has fathered two illegitimate
children. >> Elliott: Can the Ukraine trust a man who
wasn’t there for his own kindred to run a nation?
>> Elliott and William: Maybe. William: We here in California once elected
The Terminator as governor and he only cheated on his wife a few times.
>> Elliott: Vader was quoted saying “I alone can make an empire out of a republic, to restore
former glory, to return lost territories and pride for this country.”
>> William: Woah, woah, woah, Vadey! Walk before you run!
>> Elliott: The Ukraine people are noted saying in response to this:
>> William: “Huh?” >> Elliott: There are so many questions left
unanswered in Vaders campaign. >> William: If elected do Ukraine armed officials
have to dress like Storm troopers? >> Elliott: If elected will he use the Nations
depleting funds to rebuild his past glory the Death Star?
>> William: We demand a long form birth certificate! >> Elliott: Were you even born on tattooine?
>> William: Or is this just another ploy to turn the Ukraine into a socialist nation?!
NO NEW TAXES! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! I need binders full of women!
>> Elliott: Would you vote for Vader as President? >> William: Or are you an uptight neurotic
tight lipped condescending mama’s little chauvinist?
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