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Jambo! and welcome to HeffaTV
I'm Anthony and.... wait I'm alone Because I'm by myself and Richard's not here
I've gone into a binge of emotional eating. Tonight's regiment is chicken nuggets and
hot sauce. This break, I've been home and I'm going to
give you guys a wonderful video into my inside life and you're going to get to see the ratchet
mess that was my winter break.
(Shabba Ranks plays)
(Anthony) Casually driving around with walrus chop sticks.
There all wonkie like PhiPhi Ohara's eyelashes. (Emily) You know what? Ok not everyone is
perfect, you should know this! (laughter) wait was that more shade?
(E) I'm really nervous cause when I go to school I get ratchet as *bleep*
(A) When I go to church I get ratchet as *bleep*
(making sounds) WHOA that's some skill!
Ambidextrous walrus. Is that like a bisexual walrus?
Hi my name is Mozart and I'm going to get my makeup done.
I'm going to make him look like Marilyn Monroe. We are starting with BenNye Fair, and we are
going to beat him. I'm going to beat you right. You make me feel,
honestly, so beautiful. Contour for the Gods.
You are such a sassy queen (kween) He is going to make me honestly into a goddess.
Makeup has no rules. You write the rules. Art is Art. My ARTPOP could mean anything.
Honestly I feel like I've never worn makeup at all until this moment right now.
I'm loving this contour right now. I feel like I'm going to look so skinny. DUH
Hey EHarmony boysssss call me I'll set up an appointment, $100 and up plus tip....well
be good!
Hi my name is Kiki BananaHammock
(Corey narrating) Kevin is actually doing a really nice gentle day look on Ms. BananaHammock
this evening. This is an all natural look I would wear to
work. No like I would wear it if you were going on a date and you were like "Hey I don't
want my man to know I'm beat for the *bleeping* Gods"
I don't want my man to know I'm a man.
I'm gonna have to SLAP the ***.
Ok lets reach all the way up there into the nether lands of your hairline.
Next we are going to apply some um.... Coco Powder
Well....there's that. Don't forget to subscribe and we will be back to regular videos next
week!
(coughing and laughter)
(laughter) THEY HIT ME
Careful this hair is so damaged its like *bleeping* Danity Kane.