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>>MISTY: Hi I am Misty Butterball.
>>CENK: And I am Cenk Algore.
>>MISTY: All over the world something strange has been happening.
Babies are being born all the same race. Doctors and scientists have not been able to explain this.
>>CENK: And where did this phenomenon start?
>>MISTY: It's not certain where it started but some people say Addis Ababa Ethiopia.
There were also early reports from Shanghai China. But before long the phenomenon had taken over the whole world.
>>CENK: And what has been the reaction to this?
>>MISTY: I was in Weimar Germany two days ago and I was told that all newborn babies are being sent to the ovens at Buchenwald.
A lack of genetic diversity has been stated as the reason for this action.
>>CENK: So scientists are unable to explain this. Where does that leave us?
>>MISTY: God said he has an explanation and he has granted us an interview.
>>CENK: And now here to explain these strange happenings, God.
>>MISTY: Hello God.
>>GOD: Hello Misty.
>>MISTY: It seems we have something strange happening with newborn babies right now that scientists cannot explain.
Do you have an explanation?
>>GOD: Yes.
I have decided that all new people being born will be the same race. With one exception of course.
>>MISTY: What race is that?
>>GOD: German. With the one exception that Jesus will be born a Jew.
>>MISTY: So why have you decided to do this God?
>>GOD: It is in answer to prayers.
>>MISTY: Who's prayers are being answered?
>>GOD: The prayers of atheists. They wished that there were no more races and I decided to answer those prayers.
>>MISTY: So you answered the prayers of atheists. Is this some sort of joke?
>>GOD: Yes.
>>MISTY: OK. Are there any other suprises going to happen anytime soon?
>>GOD: Well, I can't give away all of my knowledge but I have decided the word race is now forbidden.
It shall not be spoken ever again.
>>MISTY: OK. So the 'R' word is now forbidden.
Well thank you for your time God. It has been nice interviewing you.
>>GOD: Thank you Misty.
>>CENK: Alright. A nice interview.
What suprises me is that nobody in government was involved in this decision.
So it appears the politicians are off the hook on this one.
Well for tomorrow's show we will discuss whether or not penises and vaginas are really the same thing.
>>BILLY: Tommy, let's race bikes.
>>TOMMY: OK. [THUNDER]