Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Welcome to the Hair Review Tutorial Bootcamp!
I, Sergeant Carter am here to teach you maggots how to do a proper hair video!
Don't be eyeballin' me, girl!
Since you have so much lip why don't you tell these people how to do a hair review video?!
Yes sir, yes sir! I mean, yes ma'am, yes ma'am!
You have to have some type of script or guideline
I can assure you if you are saying a whole bunch of "umms, what and huhs"...
I'm going to say "Backspace, Delete, Escape, Escape, Escape"!
I'm going to turn your video off because, pound sign, ain't nobody got time for that!
We need details, we need receipts, we need something!
How long was your hair?
Was it a wig? Did you have bundles?
...STICK!
It was a bundle! Only one, though. I'm going to look kind of bald headed...whatever. oh!
You want to also show the life time progression of the hair.
How did it hold up? 1 week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks, 4 weeks. Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Or how does it hold up after a workout?
Wait, this feels a little different.
Oh my god...
Tangle-free MY A**! Does anybody have any Jam? Grease? Some Water?!
Lastly, the key to giving a good hair review is being honest!
If this was half a million dollar hair and you didn't even know because it was so ***....
If it's *** say it's ***. If it's fabulous, child, say it's fabulous!
But let you viewers know the real deal Holyfield! Don't lie to me!
Oh! Also give full disclosure if you were given the hair for free or you were paid! Just let them know.
Until next time ladies! Don't let those girls fool you! It's hard work doing a hair review.
You've got to plan, you've got to write and baby you gotta WORK!
Until next time! Yes sir, yes sir! Yes girl, yes girl!