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¡Ó Get it started, get it started ¡Ó
[all whooping]
¡Ó Let's get it started, ha ¡Ó
¡Ó Let's get it started in here ¡Ó¡Ó
(boys) Go Tigers!
¡Ó Spaghetti, marinara, lasagna ¡Ó¡Ó
Don't forget the meatballs!
Hey, hey!
Hey! Here we go!
Hey.
Are you serious?
I'll go change in my car.
Hurry up.
[all cheering]
[sizzling]
Yeah.
Hey, Philly.
[sighs]
Smells good.
Yeah.
They're sirloin burgers.
No, I mean the air.
What?
Smells fresh. Yeah.
What do you mean?
Beautiful day.
Yeah.
Couldn't ask for a more beautiful day.
I'm feeling fully alive.
Tigers have won five in a row.
The ltalians and Ditka have won five in a row.
We're 500.
Yeah, we're 1,000.
Look, Dad, I got a feeling
we're gonna make it to the finals.
You what? Gonna go where?
Yeah.
You're serious?
Yeah, you bet I'm serious.
[chuckling]
Looks like somebody needs to be taken down a couple of notches.
What is the law, Phil?
Stop it, Dad.
The law says:
"You shall never beat the old man at anything."
Just serve.
Okay.
[chuckling]
[groans]
[chuckles]
Oh, foul, foul, foul! Come on!
You a little klutzy?
All right.
Okay, here we go.
Pooh! Boom!
[groaning]
Sorry. Huevos Rancheros.
You wanna quit now?
No, no, no, no, no.
[grunts]
Oh!
[chuckles]
Ol¨¦!
[groaning]
[laughing]
You okay?
Serve it.
[groaning]
Phil? Honey?
Don't talk to me, it's father-son time!
[chuckling]
Come on.
Somebody should be videotapin' this.
Ooh. Who's your trainer?
Stop talking and serve!
Maniac.
Now, I bury you.
Bury you!
Bury you!
Bury you!
Yeah.
I'll see you inside.
Okay.
[chuckling]
That's the best I've ever played against him.
Yeah, it didn't grind the barbecue to a halt at all.
Ow.
You made an excellent impression on your son, by the way.
Hey, l--I almost had you.
What do you call that again, when you almost win?
Oh, yeah, yeah, losing.
I'll tell you, Dad.
The Tigers are making it to the finals.
That ain't never gonna happen.
Oh, yeah?
Never.
You wanna make a bet?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Fine. Okay. We'll bet.
I beat you,
and you sell that break-even snake-oil stand of yours.
And you're gonna come to work for me.
No. No, I'm not gonna work for you.
Uh? Oh.
[imitating chicken clucking]
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Stop.
Okay. But if I win...
What?
I get the Pel¨¦ ball.
Do what?
If I beat you in the finals,
Pel¨¦ ball. It's mine. I get it.
(commentator) Here comes Pel¨¦.
A little high and into the crowd.
I got it! I got it!
No. I got it.
[people clapping]
Yeah!
Dad?
What?
Can I have the ball?
For what? I caught it. Why?
You get the next one.
If I beat you in the finals, I get the Pel¨¦ ball.
For the day.
Forever.
No way, Jose. No, sir. No way.
[imitating chicken clucking]
[all laughing]
All right. All right.
Yeah?
We got ourselves a bet, okay?
All right.
Good. Good.
Good. Yes.
See you tomorrow.
Okay. Good.
Yeah, I think we're gonna have to cut you off, sir.
Ooh.
Not a chance. Gotta go feed the meter.
Line 'em up.
Your wife told me about
the bet you made with your old man.
Oh, yeah? What of it?
I think maybe
you're getting ahead of yourself.
We played the easy part of our schedule.
We gotta win five games in a row
just to make the semifinals.
So maybe you should--
Maybe you should worry more about the team
and less about the schedule.
What?
There's a lot of slothfulness going on.
Slothfulness?
Yeah.
Let's go, Tigers. Bring it in.
Bring it in, guys.
Let's go.
Grab some bench.
Look how much time it takes for them to come in.
Take a seat. Let's go.
Okay, guys.
I had you come here early today,
so we could talk about some sloppy play.
It's come to my attention
that lately, I've noticed
a general, blatant disregard
for our game plan.
Ambrose.
Yeah?
I saw a bunch of nonsense out there.
What was going through your head out there last week?
I was breaking my back for you, Coach,
because of my love for the game.
Liar!
Jack. What?
Who are you supposed to pass the ball to?
The ltalians.
Right. Alex, when?
When I come in contact with the ball.
The instant you come in contact with the ball.
That's our strategy.
It's one of the many plays we've worked out.
It's the only play we've worked out.
How many sarcastic pills did you take this morning?
Coach, I'm just saying--
"But, Coach..."
[mocking]
You gotta lighten up.
He started it.
I seem to remember a certain little boy
who was very sad when he lost.
And that same little boy was very happy when he won.
I'm doing this for you, okay?
So that we can have fun.
Right? Fun. Okay.
Yeah.
Hey, you're--you're late.
Wh-Wh-Where've you been?
Uh, there's a problem.
Wait, where's Gian Piero and Massimo?
We were supposed to pick them up.
Hey, what's going on?
[speaking in ltalian]
[all gasp] Where are my ltalians?
Huh?
I can't afford to lose this one, Umberto.
Meat is now. Me and the boy will work
all day to get this order done.
It's a big, big order.
No, no, no. I... Believe me, I know. Meat comes first.
Sure.
I've only heard it about a thousand times from you.
I can't talk to you. Here, you take this.
(Phil) I'm really getting sick and tired of
"the meat comes first." I'm sorry.
¡Ó Happy birthday ¡Ó¡Ó
Quiet please!
Shut up! I'm on the phone.
You're not the only one in the park.
You know, at a certain point,
these kids just wanna play soccer.
They don't care about the meat.
Uh, do I have to say that? 'Cause that's gonna cause
some kind of a dramatic situation here.
What are you saying, eh?
What? Hello? Umberto?
Umberto?
All right, guys.
We got 25 minutes and a lot of beef to cut.
Let's get to it.
[saw whirring]
(Phil) Watch me, boys, I'm goin' in!
Whoa!
[horn blaring]
[all yelling]
[gasps]
We made it. Sorry we're late.
Hey, Stew.
Hey.
Uh. Listen. One of-- One of my guys didn't bring his socks.
So, we forfeit.
You hear that, Vultures, we forfeit. Let's go.
[whistle blowing] Come on! Run!
Hurry, run quickly!
Run! Run to the car! Run!
Don't look back! Run!
We won!
We won.
[all cheering]
Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?
Vultures. Vultures.
Yeah!
Good job, guys.
Phil, it's freezing out here.
It's not Phil. It's Coach Weston.
And it's not freezing out here.
Then why did you build a fire?
Because fire is the stuff of warriors.
And that's what we are, right? Warriors?
The Hopi lndians called fire...
[speaking gibberish]
Coach, what are we doing out here, anyway?
We're bonding. We're becoming a team.
Surviving the elements, here in the backyard.
Coach, did you order the pizzas yet?
In due time, Connor. In due time.
However, I want all of you to know
if the pizzas don't arrive,
I've already made the decision
that we will eat Byong Sun.
All right. We're not gonna eat him.
But he does look delicious, you have to admit, right,
if we had to eat someone?
Dad, you're getting a little creepy.
I know, let's all bay at the moon.
What?
You know, howl like a wolf.
[howling]
(woman) Shut up out there!
You shut up in there!
Come on, everyone. Bay at the moon.
[howling]
[all howling]
[barking]
[all screaming]
[dogs barking]
(woman) Ooh, I don't know.
The lrish Cream sounds good, huh?
What's that?
Uh, it's cream and it's, uh, it's lrish.
Hurry up and order.
Excuse me. Thank you.
How about a smoothie? What's in that?
Smoothie's a juice drink. We want coffee.
Buddy, relax.
No, you relax.
I'm a regular here. This line needs to move.
I beg your pardon.
Do you have scones?
Tall, non fat, double latte--
Sir, you're at the back of the line.
I recognize that!
Cut it out or you're out of here.
You can't kick me out!
You know, you're--you're really invading my ear space.
I'm a frequent coffee drinker.
I'm part of the club. I have a card.
Do you have a card? Do you have a card?
No, I don't have a card.
Does anyone here have a card?
We don't have frequent drinker cards.
[screams] That's a video club card.
Zip it there, Sporty Spice.
Are we doing this? Is this happening now?
Yeah. Wanna go?
Great. I'd love to.
Let's do it. Come on.
You're hurting me! You're hurting me!
What is wrong with you, Derrick?
I thought we were friends!
My name is Andy!
Your name is Liar, 'cause you're telling lies.
You know what the odds are
I will never come back here again?
There's a good chance of that!
That's a chance we'll have to take.
Okay, if that's how you want to play it.
Okay. I am disappointed!
Good.
Get the door! Get the--
[indistinct chattering]
Fine!
[whistling]
Tigers, bring it in. Let's go.
Let's go, guys.
[whistle blowing]
All right, Tigers.
Let's get ready to play, huh?
I don't wanna see any laziness there, okay?
We win this, we're in the finals.
If we get a big lead, we gotta pummel these guys.
We gotta pummel them at all costs.
Dominate and hammer them.
I want you to play dirty,
if you have to, but don't get caught.
Byong Sun, stay low, okay?
That's easy for you.
Just chop block them in the back of the knee.
That'll work well.
Ambrose, you're big.
Don't be afraid to throw the elbow.
If you break someone's collarbone,
that's a good thing. That's what the medic's for.
Otherwise, he's just sitting around, all right?
You hear me?
Hey, Phil.
I--l--I don't think that's a very good attitude.
You can't talk about hurting other players.
You don't think?
You don't-- you don't think?
I don't think you should be butting in
when I'm talking to my team.
You're my assistant, okay?
You're supposed to back me up
and go get me juice boxes when I tell you.
Now go get me a juice box.
You know who you're talking to?
I'm talking to the juice box guy.
You're crazy!
I'm not crazy. I'm just thirsty.
Why don't you go to hell?
No, you go to hell! While you're there,
why don't you grab me a juice box!
I'm no juice box boy, I'll tell you that!
Yes, you are! No, I'm not!
Yes, you are! No, I'm not!
Yes, you are! No, I'm not!
You're like your old man!
I'm not like my old man!
If it weren't for these kids I would whip your butt!
I can take a punch!
I'm out of here. Bye-bye.
I'll see you,
Mr. Big Time Coach. Bye-bye!
I'm not like my old man! I'm a kind and gentle,
compassionate human being,
with a heart as big as a lion!
We'll see you later, juice box!
Everyone wave goodbye to juice box.
Literally wave. Do it!
Parents, too! Everyone waves!
[tires screeching]
Okay. Guys...
I only want winners out on the field.
(Phil) Who's a winner?
I said, "Who's a winner?"
(boys) I am.
Everyone's hands should be up.
(all) I am.
Okay. Everyone bring it in.
Who are we?
(all) Tigers.
What?
(all) Tigers.
All right. Let's break someone's clavicle. On three!
One, two, three. Break someone's clavicle!
Hit the field. Let's go.
Your dad's a trip, you know that?
(Phil) Move it! Move it!
Huh.
Pick up that piece of trash, Tom.
Tuck in your shirt!
What are you doing? Have a sense of pride, huh?
In fact, why don't you take a lap?
Go and run a lap! I'm timing you.
[watch ticking]
(Phil) Pick it up!
Faster!
(Phil) Here we go! Bellissimo!
Whoa!
Let's go!
(woman) Over here, Son. Hunter!
He's right there. He's right there.
Good. Good.
[groans]
[whistling]
[speaking ltalian]
[grunts]
[all exclaiming]
Yes! Hey, you just were served a plate of humiliation.
How does that feel?
(referee) Hey! Off the field.
Off the field, Tarzan.
I'm off.
[all chattering]
[grunts]
Defense! Come on!
You guys know anything about defense?
Dad? Yeah?
Dad? Dad?
Not now, Sam.
Can you put me in?
Later. Later. Go grab some bench.
Come on! There we go, Gian Piero.
You look good.
Think you can mark him?
Yeah, I could take him.
J.J., Zack, everybody see what we got to do with these guys?
Four on one, three on another, right?
We have to-- We really have to smother them.
(boy) Stop them.
Yeah! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yeah! All right!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Did you just push a kid to the ground?
He fell down! He fell down!
(Phil) Play it up. Play it up.
Play it up.
Back and forth!
[Massimo and Gian Piero speaking in ltalian]
Victory! We're in the finals!
We're in the finals! All right!
Losers! Losers!
Losers. You're a loser! Loser!
We won, Byong Sun!
(Donna) No. Phil!
Stop it!
Everyone should get one of these.
Pass him around.
(Donna) All right. I got him.
Pass him around!
[all shouting]
Honey!
(Forest) Okay. All right. That's it. I got this.
(Barbara) Hold him down. Phil!
Get the rope!
What in the world happened to your dad?
I don't know. But I'll tell you one thing.
I'm never drinking coffee as long as I live.
[explosion]
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
What a day!
Wh-What is with the coffee?
Every home in Europe has its own coffee press.
In fact, every room.
Okay, you know what, Phil?
You gotta stop. You've gone overboard.
What are you talking about?
You called a group of 10-year-olds "losers."
I did not.
You screamed it through a cone.
Everyone heard you.
What do you want me to call them? Winners?
'Cause that would make me a liar, okay?
And at least, give me that. I am not a liar.
You just lied, just a-- When?
Just a second ago! When?
About the cone thing!
Okay, you got me on that one.
That's one lie, though.
We're in the finals.
Am I the only one who cares about that?
Where's Sam?
Well, Sam's up in his room.
Very upset. Very depressed.
Depressed? We won.
You didn't play him, Phil.
I warned you about, this has become all about you and Buck.
That is patently untrue.
And as far as Sam not playing in the game, that's his fault.
What?
He needs to speak up, okay? I can't worry about every player.
I can't talk to you about this. No, not anymore.
I don't even know who you are.
You're not human, that's for sure.
You're like some kind of animal.
An animal?
Yes, like a wild animal.
Where are you going?
I'm going.
Coffee will make you feel better.
¡Ó The eye of the tiger ¡Ó¡Ó
(Phil) Barbara, are you there? Pick up. It's me.
Game's about to start.
Where's Sammy? I thought you guys were gonna meet me here.
Hello? Hello?
You know what, I gotta run.
What are you? Who dresses you these days?
What's this, some kind of clown outfit?
No. It's a Tiger outfit.
Good. Good.
Some of the cool stuff I can do.
And you think this suit's gonna help you?
We'll see. Might be a good luck charm.
Okay, good luck, Son. You're gonna need it.
[chuckles]
Bring it in. Let's go. Huddle it up. Come on.
Coach, um, where's Sam?
Because I don't see him anywhere.
He'll be here. Don't worry about it. Okay.
[whispering] Guys, listen up.
Now I don't think it needs to be said more than once
how important today's game is, huh?
[whispering] This is what we've worked all year for.
Why are you whispering?
For dramatic effect!
Who are those guys over there, huh?
(boys) Tigers.
They look like pussycats to me.
What do you say? Yeah.
Afraid of 'em?
(boys) No!
Okay.
You step on this field, this is all about you.
I mean, I'm not gonna be the one staying up late at night,
you know, punching a hole through the window
or crying myself to sleep or wetting my bed.
Okay? That's not gonna be me.
'Cause I'm fine.
I got my vitamin store to go back to.
I'm gonna be just great. I'm gonna be great.
Let me hear you say that we can do this.
We can do this!
Again. We can do this!
One more time. We can do this!
You either win
and go on to greatness, or you lose.
And probably face a series of cataclysmic events
for the rest of your lives.
Bring it in, guys.
[whispering] Bring it in.
Tigers on three. Whisper.
One, two, three.
[all whispering] Tigers.
One, two, three, Gladiators!
(Jim) Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome to the HHSO Championship game.
I'll be giving you a play-by-play,
blow-by-blow of what promises to be
the game of the year.
Look alive!
Tigers versus the Gladiators.
Gladiators with the ball.
Immediately stolen by Massimo!
Go!
Defense! Push deeper! Deep! Deep!
He kicks it high. It's a perfect pass!
Shot! Goal!
Yeah!
¡Ó¡Ó[singing]
Are you ready for this?
The Gladiators with some good ball movement.
Shot! It's off the mark.
Give it up, Dad!
It's a long game, sonny!
Hey, grab the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper!
What?
Hey! If it isn't fart-face Jones.
What's up, farty pants?
Bring it on.
You can have the first punch right here.
I could eat a box of cookies for dinner if I want to.
What? Can you do that? No.
'Cause you're a fart-face kid.
Oh, my God! No! Tigers! Help me! Get him off me!
[blowing whistle]
Get him, Logan. Attaboy, Logan.
Ow! He's got my ear.
He's got my ear!
He's like a jackal from hell!
(Jim) Italians with the ball.
And they pass it of to little Byong Sun!
Pass it off! Pass it!
Do it! Shoot it, Byong Sun. Shoot it!
No! No, no.
[grunts]
(Jim) Oh! Weak kick!
Stolen away and kicked way downfield.
Gladiators moving the ball.
Hunter, catch up! Catch up.
They find Bucky Weston in the open.
He shoots! Score!
Yes!
Gladiators tie the game.
Byong Sun!
What was that?
I thought I had the shot.
You thought?
How many times do I have to say this?
You can take as many shots as you want during practice.
But never ever in a game.
Especially not the championship game.
Okay, you cannot talk to him--
No, no, no. Don't go there.
Take a seat. Go ahead.
(Ann) Ease up on him!
You ease up on that corduroy jacket of yours.
[referee whistling]
(Jim) Gladiators moving the ball.
[referee whistles] Oh! Number 14 goes down.
Come on! That?
Good call, ref!
That's a bad call!
All right, coaches!
Coaches here, now!
God! That's a bad call, you know it!
Hey, hey, hey.
That's a bad call!
Hey! Hey, I'm warning you.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask a question.
How much you pay him to make those calls?
You are one wisecrack away
from being thrown out of this game.
I don't want to get thrown out.
Can't a guy just be enthusiastic about the game?
You can be enthusiastic...
That's all I want to do.
...at a respectable level.
I just wanna have fun.
Now, go to your places!
And keep your comments to yourself.
Wow! What was that all about?
Here's all I heard.
The ref said....
[sputtering]
Then my Dad said...
[sputtering]
Then the ref said....
[sputtering]
Any more questions?
Hit the road. Move it.
[referee whistling]
[boys cheering]
(Jim) Massimo with the ball,
trying to pass it off to his brother.
Come on!
But Buck Weston has figured out this Tiger offense.
Go!
[chuckles]
(Phil) Get back on defense!
What did I just say?
Bucky with another open shot. Goal!
Yes!
Gladiators take the lead.
Was anyone listening?
The Italians have effectively been shut down.
Great.
(Janice) That's my boy!
[whistle blowing]
That's the half.
Honey, wh-where have you been?
I called you twice.
What? Why isn't Sam in his uniform?
So, how's it going?
It took me all morning to convince him to come.
And the only reason he is here is to support his team.
What, he doesn't want to play for me?
He would love to play for you
but you've turned him into a benchwarmer.
Sound familiar?
Look, I just wanted
to get to the championship game, that...
Well, you're here, Phil.
I'm not crying. It's frustration.
Don't worry. You'll be all right. Gonna be all right.
If you play the second half the way you played the first half,
I'm gonna trade the whole team to the Tigers next year.
Can I go in now? I have fresh legs.
(Buck) Philly, I can't.
It's the championship game, all right?
Don't bother me, okay?
I didn't play the week before, either.
I promise you, I'll play you next season, okay?
You want to be Gladiators?
(boys) Yeah!
Let's say, "We are Gladiators."
(boys) We are Gladiators!
Say it again! We are Gladiators!
Okay, go out in the second half, I want you to stay focused.
You doing okay? I know this is tough.
Hey, guys.
Sam, you think I could talk to you?
I guess.
Honey, do you mind?
Sure.
So, I just was thinking, uh...
You know, grown-ups are always telling kids
how they mess up, right?
But the truth is
sometimes grown-ups screw up
but we don't have anyone to tell us when we do it.
I screwed up, Sam.
You think?
I just got caught up in everything.
I really lost my way, I mean,
I apologize.
I just wanna ask you if you-- if you can
find it in your heart to forgive me
and you give me a second chance,
I'd like to make it up to you.
Okay.
You accept my apology then?
Yeah.
Thanks, buddy.
All right. You're starting the second half.
(Sam) Really?
Yeah.
You're not worried about losing the game?
No, I'm worried about losing you.
I brought your uniform just in case.
So, go suit up.
All right.
Okay?
Good job.
Thanks.
Now, give me that jacket.
Oh. It's bad?
Horrible.
Okay.
(Phil) Hey, guys.
Everyone take a seat, if you would.
I have something important I'd like to tell you. Um...
[sighs]
I just want you guys to know that I know that I blew it.
I--l--l--I completely blew it.
And we should've just been having fun all along
and honestly, I don't know what happened.
And I owe you, I owe all of you an apology.
I am very, very,
very, very sorry.
With a capital "S" and a capital "ORRY."
You know what I mean.
You--You guys are great kids. You're unique
with--with--with your own strengths and talents,
and I should've been promoting that.
Instead, I wasn't, 'cause I'm a lousy coach
and I didn't teach you anything.
That's not true, Dad.
(all) What? What are you talking about?
He's a lousy coach.
He didn't teach me anything.
(Byong Sun) He tried to kill me.
He taught us exactly how not to play soccer.
Actually, Sam's right.
That's exactly what I did.
We just need to take the field
and you guys just do e-e-exactly
the opposite of everything I've taught you.
Does that make sense?
What have l-- What have l told you to do?
Always play the ltalians.
Okay. There you go.
Gian Piero, Massimo,
we'll get some fresh legs in there.
Give you guys a rest?
Rest? Yeah.
Okay. Grazie.
Thanks.
Wh-What else have I taught you?
Break people's clavicles.
Chop block.
Tattoos are cool!
Don't remember that one.
Coffee is the lifeblood
that fuels the dreams of champions.
Right. Hold on.
[all cheering]
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
(Mark) Way to go, Byong Sun!
[all cheering]
All right. What else?
The most important thing is winning.
No. No, no, no, no. The most important thing
is--is having fun and trying your best, all right?
So, let's get out there and do everything
the opposite of what I've taught you.
Sound like a plan?
Bring it in. Here we go.
Yes.
(Phil) What are we gonna do?
(boys) Don't listen to Phil!
Take the field. Here we go, guys. Have fun!
(Jim) Down by one, the Tigers have both Italians
sitting on the bench?
Odd move by Coach Phil Weston.
Stop them, guys!
Goal, and the Tiger goalie goes down hard!
Oh, my--
(Buck) That's it.
That's the intensity I've been looking for. That's it.
The Tiger goalie looks okay.
Hey, ref? Injury? Time out?
Coach Weston is taking no chances.
Time out. Everyone with glasses.
Can I borrow your glasses?
Would you mind? Thank you.
I appreciate that.
You look like you need those.
Thank you. Appreciate that.
(Phil) You all right?
Yeah, I'm all right.
Just want to do a little vision test here. All right?
Is that better or worse?
Worse.
Better or worse?
Worse.
Better or worse?
Better!
Okay. Put those on. Let's go, guys.
Okay. All right. Come on.
Thanks.
He's okay.
(Jim) Play resumes.
The Gladiators still dominating the field.
Wow. An amazing save by the Tiger goalie!
Yes! That's my baby!
He stopped that goal.
Tigers with the ball.
Mark! Mark!
On the neck!
Yes!
Mark Avery kicks the ball up,
catches it on the back of his neck.
Yes.
The rest of the Tigers are forming some kind of wedge.
Break through. Win the ball back!
Knock those clowns down.
Mark Avery leads the league
in the least amount of time played.
Hey, keeper.
Ew!
Mmm.
[gags]
Ambrose with a powerhouse kick!
[referee whistling]
Yeah!
[boys cheering]
Yes!
Hunter, I'd give you a kiss but you just ate a worm.
Yeah! Can you smell it?
Yeah! All right, Mark!
It's the smell of victory, baby!
I love you, Dad!
See if you love me at the end of the game.
Let's go, guys. Stay focused.
Every time you say something back to me,
it makes me love you more!
I can't-- I can't believe this.
(Jim) Hunter is tearing down the field!
And he kicks the ball to Jack.
Get over there! Go, Hunter!
Jack takes the ball into the corner.
Whoa! It's a little bit high.
Wait a second, what's going on?
It's like they're forming some sort of mega person.
Did everyone see that?
[whooping]
A header by Byong Sun from Ambrose's shoulder for a goal.
Way to go, Bing ***!
That's not legal. Is that legal, ref?
Great hustle. Gian Piero and Massimo.
You're back in. Okay.
But remember, share the ball.
Okay. Team.
Right? Team. Yeah. Good. Good, good.
Okay, guys.
(Jim) The Italians are back in.
And Massimo steals the ball.
Less than a minute left to play.
The Gladiators are completely out of sync here.
And the ball goes to Ambrose who fakes.
Watch it! It's a trap! Stay with the ltalians!
(Barbara) Come on, Sam!
You're gonna have to get past old, uncle Bucky for this one.
Here's something your dad never taught you.
[all cheering]
Goal!
[referee whistling]
And you can put it on the board.
[blowing whistle]
That's the game!
Tigers win! Tigers win!
(Phil) Way to go, guys!
(Tom) Nice job, everyone!
[whooping]
(Ann) Come on, honey!
(Phil) Sammy!
Where did you learn to move like that, Sam?
I practiced every time you benched me.
(boys) Tigers! Tigers!
[boys chanting]
Great game, Bucky.
A hell of a game, bro.
I guess we really got out-coached.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
And I'm serious.
I don't give compliments lightly.
This is from the heart.
I'm not blowing smoke up my butt.
I think you mean smoke up my butt.
No. Dude, just take the compliment.
You got it.
I'll see you later.
See you at the barbecue.
[all cheering]
Good job.
Sorry, Grandpa.
What, are you kiddin' me?
If anyone's gonna beat me, I'm glad it was you.
Great goal, Samson.
So, you're not mad?
The only thing that makes me mad
is that I let you get away from the Gladiators, okay?
[chuckles]
I'll never be mad at you. Never.
(Phil) Burgers look good, right?
That one's dead.
This one needs to be turned. Okay?
Looks good to me.
You'll learn.
[machine humming]
Hey, Ditka! Knock it off, would you?
Would you knock it off?
Dad, relax. Here, I'll handle it.
Yeah.
I'll talk to him.
Hey, Buck. Yeah?
Remember when we beat you in the championship?
Yeah.
Remember when, uh, when I shoved that kid in the pool?
Whoa!
[gasping]
Okay, Buck. You got me good, buddy.
Yeah.
How do you want your hamburger?
Well done. Thanks, Buck.
Okay. You got it.
Hey, coach!
Yeah?
Hey.
Hey.
Um, I don't know if you heard, we won the championship.
Yeah, I heard.
Yeah.
Look, I just wanna say I'm sorry for the way I acted.
Hey, let me tell you something.
You were a ravin' maniac.
Yes, I was. I was a maniac.
Yeah, but I see you changed your ways.
And man, down the stretch,
you did one great job of coaching those kids.
Thank you. It means a lot.
So, can I count on you for next year?
No.
Okay. But you and l, we're good?
We're good.
Good.
How about you and your old man?
Better. Yeah.
Listen. I mean no disrespect to you and your family.
But my job in life is
to make your dad's life a living hell.
Hey, do what you gotta do.
I gotta do it.
I'm about to make good on that Pel¨¦ bet.
You wanna come over and watch?
Yeah, I'd love to but I gotta get
all these leaves over in that yard before nightfall.
Right.
We had a bet. You won fair and square.
Good job.
Yes. Thank you.
I don't say this enough
but you really stepped up.
I'm proud of you, Son.
I appreciate that.
The real Pel¨¦ ball.
Yep.
I'm actually touching it.
Take good care of it.
That means an awful lot to me, that ball.
It does, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Here.
What?
You keep it.
No. You won fair and square. It's yours now.
No.
You beat me, Philly.
Well, the Tigers beat you.
I mean I had a good time kicking your butt,
I'm not gonna lie,
but i-i-it's not about winning.
I thought it was. It's not.
About--About you and me,
you know, the--the ball is just a metaphor
about the distance between us.
It's a soccer ball.
No, no, no, Dad.
I-l-It's not about the ball.
It was never about the ball.
I don't want the ball.
Then what do you want?
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(Diana) Mike, I smell smoke.
Nobody's smokin'.
Besides, I'm the king in this house
and I can do what I want.
Got you!
Okay, honey.
¡Ó¡Ó[We Can Work It Out by Stevie Wonder playing]
¡Ó Try to see things my way ¡Ó
¡Ó Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on ¡Ó
¡Ó While you see it your way ¡Ó
¡Ó Run the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone ¡Ó
¡Ó We can work it out ¡Ó
¡Ó We can work it out ¡Ó
¡Ó Think of what you're saying ¡Ó
¡Ó You can get it wrong ¡Ó
¡Ó And still think that it's all right ¡Ó
¡Ó Think of what I'm saying ¡Ó
¡Ó We can work it out and get it straight ¡Ó
¡Ó Or say good night ¡Ó
¡Ó We can work it out ¡Ó
¡Ó We can work it out ¡Ó
¡Ó Work it out when you're dating ¡Ó
¡Ó Work it out when you're dating ¡Ó¡Ó