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Oh, no, it's the stupid Woot.com video podcast again.
An alligator might grow up to weigh a half a ton
Our jaws can snap your femur clean in two And we can swim fast too, and, over short
distances, run But there's one thing alligators just can't
do:
An alligator cannot grow a moustache No hair grows on an alligator's face
And since a gator cannot grow a moustache He has to wear a false one in its place
This alligator cannot grow a moustache This alligator can't grow one too
This gator can't grow what the kids all call a "chinstrap"
And this one can't grow a Fu Manchu
Notice you seldom see a gator with a moustache Or buying razors at the pharmacy
And if you see a gator with a "soul patch" You can be certain it's applied cosmetically
Tom Selleck: evidently not an alligator! Friedrich Nietzsche: an alligator? Nein!
Miley Cyrus: Ah, see, now that's a tricky one
'cause that moustache was fake but she's no gator
Bottom line is that an alligator cannot grow a moustache
His scaly face will not sprout any hair So if you see a gator with a moustache
You'll know that there's adhesive You can bet that there's adhesive
There's adhesive of some type holding it there