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The Adventures of an Avatar - Chapter 2
I am just an Avatar, but I got a whole story...
SUPER SOFT - we make games and paper of toilets
The Adventures of an Avatar - Chapter 2 - "We are all avatars."
Thanks to the actors of avatar for their useless sacrifice and the loss of their potential reputation.
Lost to Draconium: You will not know more about this in this game.
The Adventures of John McSpike (Becuz subliminal ads r kool!!)
I LOVE CHOCOLATE! (Everyone loves me!)
THIS SPLASH SCREEN IS USELESS (Long live nothing!)
Nori, the courageous avatar, fought 20 slimes like a hero, a true one...
After saving the blonde from the bad slimes, here's now the time of the well deserved reward!
The story starts here...
Blonde: Nori?
Blonde: Wake up! We're not here to sleep!
Blonde: you're drooling too!
Blonde: Change the record.
Blonde: Ah!
Finally awake!
Will you-
Nori: I'll go ***.
Blonde: That can't be...
???: (i love those special effects.)
Blonde: AHHH who are you?!
???: Isn't that obvious?
Blonde: Hm, who then?
???: My red eyes, my eyebrows, I'm a...
Bad guy!
Bad Guy: wow wait let me do it again...
Bad guy!
Bad guy: So there's really some budget in this videogame...
Bad guy: Ah ah ah now I will kidnap you, just to get done with this *** introduction.
Blonde: Help me.
Bad guy: You're taking this role very seriously.
Blonde: Thanks.
Bad guy: I always wanted one of those lamps that makes bubbles.
Nori: I pissed funnily for a long time...
TWO MONTHS LATER...
Jean-Claude: You are listening to the news of TvMoron with your presenter, Jean-Claude.
A call for help from the parents of a young girl who disappeared two months ago was launched this afternoon.
We're asking all RPG heroes to search for her, a triple BigMac is offered as a reward.
Nori: This is really ugly on the TV.
I think I will go outside.
Should I take the coffee? [Yes] [No]
There! In my pocket!
Paper?
Take leaves of this mortal poisonous plant?
[Yes!] [No!] [The good answer PLZ!]
A trash can... I don't even know why I have that, I usually let everything out...
I just got to realize that I have an oven!
I THINK this is a fridge...
This lamp is the main attraction of my house.
Electric plugs, useful to get electric shocks.
An automatic brainwasher.
Woah a Game Cube.
if this game was a bit more advanced, we could propose a mini-game here...
There's bits of the last fork I inserted the l-...
The last piez dog I bought ended up here...
Pfff, people thinks this avatar is "cool", and me then?
In this RPG, first aids are useless.
We live or we die.
I don't even know why I have so much plants...
I left some McDo in soil and this is the result...
A picture of me. Take it?
[Yes, it's always important] [a memory of yourself, it's dumb]
I'm right!
In John McSpike, plugs are the same!
Even this calendar is the same in John McSpike! It's recycled...
They say that I have the same IQ as this animal.
No interest at this plant!
Porter: Hey man, get out if you don't have your pass!
[Ok] [I want to pass!!!] [I left it inside]
Porter: Yeah, get out.
Thick: Hehehe, I like asparagus.
[Super!] [*** you]
Thick: Thanks for the tip!
Thick: Cool, in that case you should register on the Asparagus fanclub of Moronville!
Nori: I'll go there later...
Mr.Big: I am lost, I'm searching the road!
[Right in front of you] [No idea, sorry.]
Mr.Big: Thanks anyway, I'm sure it's around here...
Mr.Big: Thanks I was lost.
Nori: That's for sure.
Mori: Arg your so ugly
Nori: You too!
Mori: This is an offence to my bauty! I'm upset!
Rogere: Hey sweety, would you like to have fun with me?
[Sure] [No thanks]
Rogere: I'll be there when you want sweety!
Hard fatty: Get out.
[Do it for me plz] [Ok ok] [Pff not even scared]
Saturnome: Dear player, what a bad idea!
I give much of your skin when you play some real games
I'm giving you a chance, this never happened!
Lawn Mowers: Mister is interested on this mower? 500G!
[Sold!] [*** you!]
Lawn Mowers: The client is always right!
Lawn Mowers: Hello and welcome to the King of mowers! We have everything that everyone dreams to have!
Nori: You mean that there's a Lamborghini behind?
Lawn Mowers: No but we have mowers of great quality!
Nori: I don't dream of having a mower...
Lawn Mowers: I am ashamed of people like you!
Mowers are the miracles of life!
Nori: Go mow your mustache!
Lawn Mowers: Cutter edge! For only 295G!
[Sold!] [I don't like the color.]
Lawn Mowers: I got some fuchsia ones behind!
Nori: Umm in the end I prefer the green and yellow one...
Lawn Mowers: Hey you're trying to steal, ***! You don't have the money! You...
Nori: Dumb?
Lawn Mowers: Yes! Dumb! Thanks...
Nori: My pleasure.
Cop: What did you do at the night of the crime?
Killer: Well uh I was here eating when a guy took out his sword to kill him...
Cop: Can you describe him?
Killer: Well uhh, he looks like everyone except uhh, he has green hair tips...
Cop: Any ideas about the motivation of this ***?
Killer: Well uhh, I think the guy owes money to the other, something like 200...
Cop: Well thank you for your cooperation.
Killer: Well it's about time I want to spend the 200$ I just got...uh...by work...ing...here.
Cop: You work here?
Killer: Well uhh, no I... uhh, yeah I do.
Nori: Wow this is my lucky day, there's a pencil!
[WOW I always dreamed of this!] [It's beautiful where it is...]
Buyette: Toasters housing, for the poorest of the poorest!
Unfortunately, it's full.
Nori: Nothing funny to say? This is an humorous RPG here!
Buyette: ah yeah uhh...
Men are like fuel! The head is unleaded, the body is ordinary...
and down is super!
Nori: Goodbye.
Porky Hedge: Did you ever moved the kneecap?
Me neither but that must hurt...
Mael: You!
Nori: Who me?
Mael: Yes you! Go with us!
Nori: And why?
Mael: Because my sect uhh-
Because my religion is the best!
Go join me and all your economies will be futile at this moment!
Nori: I will be rich?
Mael: I will steal everything!
Nori: I feel like killing you!
Mael: Oh, that's nice.
I see nothing extraordinary...
Big Mouth Joe: DID YOU EVER EAT WHILE ON A TOILET? IT'S AN UNIQUE EXPERIENCE...
Nori: And do you have anything that can help me during my quest as a hero?
I'm tired of NPCs like you who doesn't have anything interesting to say...
Big Mouth Joe: I KNOW MANY THINGS YOU WILL KNOW...
Nori: And stop Caps Locking! Talk now!
Big Mouth Joe: Uh... if you find 7 useless items of 10 in this game, you will get a trailer of The Adventures of an Avatar 5 at the end!
Nori: Oh this is the only time someone says Ga in this game.
Mrs. Shakin': You little brat! Entering inside houses without permission! I'm watching you!
Mrs. Shakin': This is MYYY radio! Go use one somewhere else!
Mrs. Shakin': Foods, my husband takes care of them, take what you want...
Nori: There's a rest of McDonald... [Could be useful] [Too chemical to me]
Nori: Nothing there!
Mrs. Shakin': Don't even put fingers spots on the screen!
I want to admire great Jean-Claude on a clean screen!
Mrs. Shakin': Don't touch the plug!
Not that I care about your own safety, but I don't want you to steal it!
Mrs. Shakin': You can steal my husband's books if you like...
Nori: Umm... A big book named "how to use non-violence"
[That could knock out well!] [I can't read!]
Mrs. Shakin': That's my husband's. You can take it!
Nori: Passes for the bar!
Mrs. Shakin': This is personal stuff! Don't touch!
Mrs. Shakin': Don't touch my plant!
Mrs. Shakin': Don't look!
Mrs. Shakin': You have bathrooms at your home go use them!
Mrs. Shakin': Do not enter!
[I got it!] [I'll go back later] [Marshmallow]
Porter: Ah, uh, yeah, marshmallow.
Rogere: Hihi what do you want to do first?
Rogere: Uhh I can't do that...
Nori: Clue then that would be perfect!
Rogere: Well no.
Nori: Too bad I only play those!
Granny Moron: Buy my Asparagus Juice for 5G!
[I'm dumb to the point to accept] [I got other ways to kill myself]
Granny Moron: *** you ***!
Nori: Watch your language granny!
Granny Moron: I said *** you!
Granny Moron: You rascal you don't even have 5G!
Lawsuit: Would you like to swap your coffee with an asparagus stem?
[Ok!] [You suck, broccoli is better!]
Saturnome: COuak COuak! What do you think of our game?
[Great!] [Weird...] [***!]
Saturnome: Ah? Really? I'm interested on people's opinion except when it's unfounded!
[Lose] [Lose] [Escape]
[Win] [Lose] [Escape]
Saturnome: You better not do it again!
Saturnome: *** you now!
Saturnome: Ah? That was our goal, happy to see that works!
Saturnome: Ah? Refreshing to see someone who passed the difficult test of bitmap graphics!
Lawsuit: Wow I got coffee!
Porter: Do you even have a pass?
Porter: Ah yeah you do, I'll let you in! Jim, let him go!
Porter: Hey man, you enter from the other side!
Porter: I would like to have disco glasses like them...
Disco Maurice: Welcome!
Nori: Anything else to say?
Disco Maurice: Welcome!
Bob: I can't believe it!
This bar became a Disco Studio since the Mafia of Moronville occupied it!
[That's strange!] [Dunno what to say] [I'll tell nothing without my lawyer]
Bob: You're from the mafia too?
Disco Eustache: All hail the 70s! Disco will never die!
Bob: If only someone could do something...
Bob: Yeah, but what is worring me the most is that there's no women restrooms anymore!
Bob: There's only urinals and a toilet occupied by a constipated in the men's restroom...
And I don't know how to *** while standing!
Disco George: I'm dancing better than everyone.
Disco Jeremie: Disco broke sales records in the 70s! Imagine today!
Disco Bill: I bought platform shoes yesterday, and I think I will grow an afro!
Disco Emmanuel: I've got a friend who dances everyday in front of a tomb on Windfall Island, do you know him?
He has a rainbow on his disco jacket!
Nori: I don't care with a passion.
Old Moron: GNNNNN it's busy!
Nori: An urinal of great quality.
Nori: A red cross! So this is a catholic bar?
Tharsicius: Niaaarg! I'm trying to aim the painted spot, can you help me?
Nori: Uhh, another time.
Nori: A sink. What a weird word for this. Sinnnnnk!
Disco Door: No one enters, if you want to, we're armed.
Nori: Me too!
I got a pencil!
Disco Door: What?!
Disco Henri: So he wants some fighting!
Disco Ferdinand: Let's fight then!
[Win] [Lose] [Escape]
Nori: Hello, do we know each other?
Bad Guy: So you're smarter than I thought!
Bad Guy: We shouldn't stay here! Let's go to the secret base!
January: I hate when they forget me! I guess I'll go there by foot...
Nori: Those people seem nice, I hope I'll see them someday!
Nori: That would be cool to visit toilets, but the maker of the game didn't do anything for this. What a ***.
Nori: There's nothing secret here, I don't even know why I'm looking here...
Bob: Finally toilets are free!
January: Let me pass! Boss forgot me again...
Porter: Don't even think getting out alive!
[Do it for me plz] [Ok ok] [I got a pencil!]
Hard fatty: I don't think that's enough.
Find something else to kill me.
Nori: Thanks for the good tip.
Hard fatty: My pleasure.
(Nothing to see here.)
Subbed by KiiroBomber/LuigiBlood