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"You won't be so tall when you're dead!"
"Who's the shorty now?"
(spazzing out)
"Just let me stick the tip in!"
"I'm gonna stab you to death and play in your blood!"
"Somebody smells delicious!"
"Part man, part machine, all ***!"
"It makes the juice when I stab!"
(mirthful laughter)
"Knife goes in, guts come out!"
"I like the tall ones. More meat for me!"
"I had a clown once. It tasted funny."
"I had a cat before. It was tasty!"
(losing balance)
(I have no intelligible lines because I have a sword jammed down my throat.)
"Who wants a balloon?"
"All the world loves a clown!"
"We all float down here!"
"Why'd the dead baby cross the road?"
"I do children's parties too. They're delicious!"
"Blood... funnel... cake!"
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"Fear makes everything taste better!"
"Enjoy your third degree burns complimentary of the three rings."
"Enjoy our complimentary samples... of fire."
"Is it hot in here or is it just you, burning to a crisp?"
"Have you had your daily intake of fire today?"
"Don't waste fire. Think of all the starving children, and how good they would taste on fire."
"Fire is one hundred percent proven to be a safe and effective exfoliant. Try it!"
"Did you know that fire is a healthy substitute for death by natural causes? It's true!"
"Fire is the hottest new item of the season. It makes a perfect gift for a loved one."
"Fire is the hottest new item of the season. It makes a perfect gift for children of all ages."
"Nine out of ten people prefer our fire over the leading brand."
"Please remember, there is to be no smoking while the show is in progress."
"Red hot. Get you! Red hot. With fire! Try it. You'll like it!"
"Are you combustible?"
"Allow me to shed some light on the situation."
"Try fire, a million and one uses."
"Try fire, many different flavors to choose from."
"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"
"I'm gonna cut you good!"
"I just love surprises, don't you?"
"Move along, nothing to see here."
"Let's get this show on the road."
"I'm gonna cut you real good!"
"What do you think this is? A peep show?"
"Is there a prize inside?"
"Let's not spoil the moment."
"Let's tear you open!"
"You won't believe your eyes!"
"Two at the same time!"
"It's not polite to stare!"
"Ew, a bug!"
"Come play with us!"
"Double trouble!"
"I scream. You scream. We all scream. You die."
"It's not a headache. It's a tumor!"
"I can feel your eyes, all over my body."
"At least listen to me sing!"
"Not tonight. You'll have a headache."
"I only have eyes for you."
"You should see this thing I do with my legs!"
"Do you think I'm sexy, creep?"
"Mother says I'm allowed to have the applesauce!"
"I'm gonna cut you real good!"
"I'm not crazy! I just don't like people."
"What manner of monkey business is this?"
"And not a single *** was given that day!"
"It's not how it looks. I swear!"
"Organs for the grinder! Organs for the organ grinder!"
"They say I was crazy. I'm not crazy! They're the ones that are crazy!"
"This *** is bananas!"
"Didn't your mother ever teach you not to take strangers from candy?"
"I'm gonna cut you real good!"
"A challenger approaches!"
"A test of strength!"
"Are there any takers?"
"Bare knuckles!"
"Come out swinging!"
"Float like a butterfly, pound like me!"
"I am the greatest!"
"I am a hammer, and you are all nails!"
"You're in my ring now!"
"Puny weaklings!"
"Put 'em up! Put 'em UP!"
"Put up your dukes!"
"Can you ring my bell?"
"Weaklings!"
"It's time to knock 'em dead!"
"Come one, come all! It's *** time!"
"It's the final act, for you!"
"The one, the only!"
"Step right up and die!"
"Step right up. It's your final act!"
"Can you feel it? They're calling for blood, and you have plenty of it! Don't be such a stick in the mud!"
"Rest assured that if you should succumb to a gruesome death, that your corpse will be honored in a tasteful display of confections for our loyal patrons!"
"There's no such thing as death defying here. Where's the entertainment in defying?"
"Everyone's a winner here, even if it kills you!"
"All eyes are on you. Don't choke! It would be a shame if you were to suffer a brutal and tragic death!"
"Can you withstand the grueling terror of the three rings?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages! Just saying that makes me hungry."
"Safety record! Who cares about that? Lives are at stake here!"
"I won't tease you with the possibility of a gruesome death. I'll guarantee it!"
"Try your luck! Impress the ladies!"
"I can promise you, this is one act you won't be walking away from... alive!"
"Suspense! Terror! Death! Our very own STD! And I'm giving it to everyone!"
"A volunteer! You there, sir!"
"Watch this! The crowd loves it!"
"No, this is how you do it!"
"Why don't we up the stakes?"
"Drum roll, please!"
"Enough clowning around!"
"You'll have to do much better than that!"
"The show must go on!"
"Ding ding ding! We have a winner!"
"Not yet! There's still more to come!"
"Encore! They demand an encore!"
"Intermission!"
"You can never have enough clowns!"
"Send out the clowns!"
"What clown college did you fools drop out of?"
"I have to admit, I didn't think your corpse would be this entertaining. Bravo! Marvelous show!"
"I see you enjoyed the show as much as we did. You might say, that it was to die for!"
"Who do you think we are? Some petty sideshow? This is the three rings!"
"While we're sad to see you go, rest assured that you'll always be in our hearts and minds..."
"And in our stomachs for a while, too."