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There are a few basic rules to robbing a bank. First of all, cover your face. Second of all,
wear hard-to-identify clothing and NOT an “I Heart Texas” T-shirt. And third of
all, try not to get robbed yourself after the deed is done.
One day, Larry Poulos of Arlington, Texas decided to rob a bank. You know, because he
felt like it.
He handed the teller a deposit slip with the word “bomb” written on the back, but she
thought it was a joke. Well, there’s a sign things are going well. Eventually, Larry convinced
her he was serious.
So, the teller put money in the bag that he handed over, and Larry was instantly a whopping
5,000 dollars richer.
He must have been so ecstatic with his loot, he didn’t even notice the money that was
flying out of the bag as he fled. Well, neighbors noticed, and called the police.
They weren’t the only people who noticed though. Clearly, Larry also caught the attention
of two rather large men.
Because when police arrived at Larry’s apartment, they found him with a bloodied head. Apparently
the two men had followed him home, beat the crap out of him, then had taken his loot as
Instant karma’s a ***, isn’t it?