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[SPEAKER HUM]
[MUSIC PLAYING, DRIVING BEAT]
-(SINGING) Oh no, won't pretend I didn't see you.
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee.
Don't know if you can read or if you've seen the sweet piece
in this week's Wired magazine.
The latest Trend has hit its peak.
They say that geek's becoming chic.
So now you're out of style as you can be, and I'm in vogue.
So you can bite me.
To all the ***-hat jocks who beat me up in school, now I'm
the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's cool.
To all the prom queen *** thinking they still rule, now
I'm the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's, I'm the one that's cool.
Try and cop my style, but I'm the real thing.
While you played sports, I played Magic, The Gathering.
Never earned your part in no society.
My Aquaman pajamas make my pedigree.
Watched my Next Gen every night.
Wore a headgear to fix my overbite.
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, Are whereas
me, (SPOKEN) I literally can't see my hand in front of my
face.
(SINGING) To all the ***-hat jocks who beat me up in
school, now I'm the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's cool.
To all the prom queen *** thinking they still rule, now
I'm the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's cool.
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool, now
I'm the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's cool.
You may be tan and fit and rich, but you're a tool.
And I'm the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's, I'm the one that's cool.
Role reversal must be a total drag.
But there's no point, no point for me to humble-brag.
I appreciate you for being cruel.
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel.
Got my in-jokes you won't get, like Honey Badger, Troll Face,
and Nyan Cat.
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb.
You can Evite me, and I'll say, yes.
But I won't really come.
I've got my comics, got my games, all the things you
thought were lame.
I got my cosplay, fanfic too.
Got you pegged, STFU.
To all the ***-hat jocks who beat me up in school, now I'm
the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's cool.
To all the prom queen *** thinking they still rule, now
I'm the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's cool.
And to my eighth grade crush who pushed me in the pool, now
I'm the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's cool.
You may be tan and fit and rich, but you're a tool.
And I'm the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's, I'm the one that's cool.
-Say I'm the one that's cool.
-I'm the one that's cool.
-I'm the one that's cool.
-I'm the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's cool.
-I'm the one that's cool.
-I'm the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's cool.
-I'm the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's cool.
I'm the one that's cool.
[END MUSIC]
-Yeah!
Five stars!
Suck it.
I kick *** at this game.
That song was awesome.
[MUSIC PLAYING]