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Hey guys, I'm feeling a little under the weather, but I'll power through this video just like BlackBerry powered through their awful,
AWFUL BB10 promotion video.
And BlackBerry
will keep on loving you! The new SDK is
just so
d@mn cool.
But what I really want to touch upon is-
NO! LEAVE!
But what I really want to touch upon is the awful thing that I found. It's called
Jazzercise.
Jazzercise lady: Yeah. You gotta find that funky body.
I have 2
strong Jazzercisers that are gonna help you
tone up that upper torso. Yeah!
now don't get in too deep, sister.
Holy mo-ley mol-ay!
Let me just put it this way- It makes Honey Boo Boo look like Danton Abbey.
And that's saying something!
I'm sorry Honey Boo Boo and your mamma...thing.
I did not mean to mock your ways.
Retain
your weight which is the same
as a blue whales'
Blue whale jokes are funny.
At the beginning of the were elephants!
If I could digitally remaster the elephant part,
this would be it.
Oh my god. These people are like so FREAKS.
Then if I put together a clip
compilation in slow mo,
This would be it:
Jazzercise freak: Come on now. I've got two SSTTRROONNGG
Jazzercisers
HO-LAY MOL-AY MOL-AY!
Did
I just hear them
squealing with delight?
And it hurts so good.
WE'RE ROLLING NOW!
VROOM! VROOM!
Come on, find your
pelvis; I know you got one and it's ok to move
it for heven's sake. [NEXT CLIP] Whoo. Hot dog! [ME] Come on guys put your back into it!
No more.
Well, that's all for today guys! [SAD PIANO MUSIC]
Jazzercise freak: HOLA-Y MOL-AY MOL-AY!