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Howdy folks hows it going welcome to my *** kitchen it's Barry here and we have been sent
some German treats my friends from Thomas Mullan who is one of the hardcore original
*** kitchen fans practically been here from the beginning so bonjour Thomas lets
crack on shall we and try out 8 different german treats good times.
Alright so first up is something called a toffifee i've seen loads of these around particularly
in airports and we might be able to get them in some supermarkets here in the uk but i've
never actually had them and they look pretty darn amazing alright so we are just gonna
pull this out check that out they are all in nice little rows like that ready to be
eaten please eat me - lets oblige! Hopefully you can see it there it's like a little mini
caramel cup and there's a diagram on the back of the box you probably can't see it there
but it's got a hazelnut and it's got the caramel cup with some sort of chocolate nougat going
in and then a dark chocolate on top i'm gonna give this a go right now pretty excited. Oh
my gosh for the first one i'm bringing out my inner German I feel like i'm salsa dancing
I know germans aren't well known for that but i'm doing it German style it's kind of
like mini nutella bites it's soft and chewy and it just lets you know it's there it's
a little tough but it's not it's soft tender salsa dancing loving by the nose of pinnochio
that is a good start I am loving those toffifee. Alright so next up is something called nimm
soft 2 now I think that's really clever marketing and i've not really seen that before just
having a 2 on the end it's just like the sequel in a movie or something like that it's back
it's bigger it's better it's nimm soft 2 so yeah it's got orange zitron kirsche and erderbeer
thats what I dont get right its orange flavour which everyone around the world knows what
orange is why dont we have a universal food language rather than zitron and kirsche which
is cherry we know that but why can't we all just get along!? Lets give these a go.
Right so they are individually wrapped like this and it says they're full of vitamins
and that's probably why the father and the son there are so happy about it vitamins good
times so lets go with the universally accepted orange... right so this is the orange one
lets give it a smell doesnt smell of orange doesnt smell of anything its quite hard uh
yeah and its quite glossy lets give it a go ooh its very sweet I literally just bit into
it and something just burst orange taste explosion in my mouth oooh hmmm it's kind of like a
little tingling going on it's dancing on my tongue i'm loving it salsa is coming back
hmm they're good. Alright so next up is haribo susse mause now
i'm no expert with haribo we can get it here but I don't know if we have these and it's
got a little mouse on there saying 'hmmm softig' which could be translated to hmmm soft which
considering we are about to eat her is quite complimentary anyhow lets get stuck into it.
Oh my goodness it is actually like a little mouse here we go oh hmmm softig hmmm very
soft indeed hmm I like it what I like about that is that it's not too sweet it's not like
so overpowering it's chewy and tender the mouse hmm softig it went down well i'm gonna
definitely have to see what Phoebe thinks of these but in the meanwhile let me have
another one. What do you think girls is that nice? Is that
nice Phoebe? yeah it's delicious is that nice Chloe? thumbs up? yeah!!
Ok so with Thomas being here nearly from the beginning He would know my obsession with
jagermeister hence packing some alcohol called underberg which apparently is very similar
but dryer I don't quite understand the context of having a dry drink it's like when I drink
cranberry juice is it just me but when you drink cranberry juice you drink it and are
like 'i'm thirsty!' it's like a drink that makes you want to have a drink so I hope this
isn't the case with this and lets not get too drunk working off the seal like that felt
like I was a cowboy then about to go like this.... no ok.
Alright here we go chiching look at that little bottle lets get it in a shot glass oh my goodness
44% bad times. Alright so i've just taken the lid off of it phew that does smell it
does smell like jagermeister quite a bit. Guys i've got to tell you it is really strong
smelling similar to jager but it seems like a pimped up jager so I thought i'd butch it
up by putting on a little beard and you know trying to relate to my elders here we go lets
go for it.... that is strong underberg that sounds more
like an aftershave underberg for men I don't want to do shots of that anymore I want to
put it on my neck like that urghhh cheers thomas.
Wow that had a little bit of a kick but anyhow we're moving on I can't wait to have some
more chocolate these are kinder schoko bons which to me sounds like something possibly
Germans would call a pair of shoes 'hey you can't go on the bouncy castle without taking
your schoko bons off no lets try these. Right so they are individually wrapped for quality
control peace of mind or maybe even calorie control I don't know lets open it up ohhh
it's a nice little mini shiny chocolate egg hopefully that won't be empty or if there's
a teeny toy inside that could be quite cool lets get straight into it oooh bit of a crunch
to it hmmm it's got a really nice hazelnut taste to it I love nutella I could just eat
nutella this is essentially like a mini little nutella egg just with a little bit more crunch
that is so good and to get rid of the taste of the underberg I think i'm going to have
to eat all of these right now so um see you in about ten minutes those are amazing.
So next up is another drink and it's called brause pulver ok so it's like a sherbert which
apparently you can make a fizzy drink out of you can take it straight or some people
have a shot of *** with it so i'm gonna do all three and thomas has told me about
the flavours in here obviously we've got orange as it says orange on there and then theres
himber and zitron and he said there's also a flavour called woodruff and he's translated
this and i've never heard of woodruff before is that like a wood flavoured drink I don't
know but lets give this a go. Wow there's like loads in there it's kind of like a deck
of cards or like yeah i've won the lottery lets pick one up take it straight.
Alright lets go for this one which looks like lime and says woldmeister on there and just
by process of elimination could be what woodruff is so maybe that's the translation I don't
know so lets take this straight as it is. Wow my eyes are nearly watering i'm not sure
if i'm supposed to take the whole packet there because we can get sweet sherbert here like
popping candy and it's a little more scaled down I must admit and considering i've got
to add it to water normally and that just went straight on my saliva that was a hell
of a fizz I was like foaming at the mouth then I dont know,. Alright so glass sachet
in that goes like that so we've got some powdery stuff at the bottom lets get some water here
we go oh wow so thats what it was doing to my mouth a moment ago can you hear that give
it a cheeky little stir look i've managed to get a head on it I feel like i've got a
german beer a massive keg and all that stuff singing german drinking songs and swaying
all that stuff here we go ooooh that was actually really nice I started off thinking i'll have
a sip and just kept going ooh it's still tingling down me I don't know what is happening to
me today maybe i'm in like a salsa dancing mood but I am german salsa dancing to all
of this food, my inner german is like bringing out this latino loving that was good alright
so last but not least with this thomas told me it's quite popular to have a shot of ***
with one of these sachets so lets do that. According to the instructions you do this
first then follow up with the *** and if it goes everywhere I am spitting it out in
the sink my friends I've gotta take my kids out in a minute here we go.
Wow that was amazing I felt like I was a unicorn then I felt like a unicorn having orange powder
and *** yeah but I actually had one of those things on my head like a unicorn is that called
a horn?! I've got a few more of those left and some underberg no i'm not doing that but
good times. Excuse me i'm a little gassy understandably
but I can see why that salsa thing is really kicking in with this video but this is something
called neideregger so obviously a british person saying that is a little bit boring
but a german would be like neideregger it just sounds so much more passionate so amazing
and that my friends is why you have things like this so lets find out exactly what they
are amazing it actually says it in english marzipan bitter sweet chocolate covered marzipan
and thomas tells me that he actually hates marzipan which is actually true for me too
so thomas you put yourself through this pain by sharing this with me i'm doing it too I
hate marzipan but Iove chocolate so lets see how we get on.... nope marzipan was actually
going to be one of my food fear videos it's the reason that i'll never make a christmas
cake I just hate arghh its all on the roof of my mouth I hate the taste of it um that's
nice you know dark chocolate was lovely it was very german it had a very quite very nice
taste to it but as soon as that marzipan hit no not liking those.
Ooh excuse me I think i'm still gassy i've saved the best til last guys I am so confident
about this it's called hanuta and when I look at that I think of hakuna matata from the
lion king and hopefully that is what i'll be saying after I eat it just looking from
the picture there it looks like nutella wedged between wafers there's only one way to find
out. So we've actually got some German supermarkets
here where I live so i'm excited to see if they stock any of this oh my goodness how
do I open you let me in oh look at that like a tray of gold look at that it's like i've
struck gold i'm just gonna pick you. So it's individually packaged but with it's own label
which the more I look at it it's remarkably similar to the nutella one so there may be
some clever marketing going on there oh my goodness can you see that it is exactly what
it says on the box otherwise that'll be a little bit bad but I am very very excited
right now here we go shall I just shove it all in yes I shall.
Oh my goodness guys i'm not sure what happened to me there for a minute I thought I was on
a horse on a roadtrip but not a roadtrip on a car a horse on like a tastebud emotional
journey that is my r kelly moment my mind is telling me no but my body is telling me
yes so so good and the bad news is i've only got ten of them left and the girls are gonna
be home in ten minutes so I know what i'm gonna be doing for the next ten minutes so
it's so good thanks Thomas for sending those over if you live in another country and want
to send some stuff for me to try get in touch i've got some other stuff arrived actually
from Singapore USA and New Zealand so they'll be coming up very very soon if you enjoyed
this video don't forget to give it a thumbs up share subscribe and comment i'm gonna go
finish off some underberg and some nutella biscuit wafer things - good good times, see
you next time