Bees, Weird Al & Bacon! - Learningtown ep. 4 - Viral

-Last week on LearningTown. Ha ha. -Paul and Storm threw a sausage party, so the search for the princess was on. The auditions went bad. Cookie got really mad. Now she's stuck with the crown and the wand in LearningTown. Yeah! COOKIE: Guys, we've been at this for about a month now. So it's time to talk ratings. These are the LearningTown ratings when Learning Larry was alive and A learned. But then when you guys took over-- but with the introduction of the Wand-A character, we showed the tiniest bit of growth. STORM: My god! The line is going back up. PAUL: It's all uphill from here! TEDDY: But not in a difficult way. STORM: Clear eyes. PAUL: Full hearts. PAUL AND STORM AND TEDDY: Can't lose! [MUSIC PLAYING] COOKIE: Sorry, guys. We didn't win, because these are Hikky Burr's ratings. STORM: Ouch. COOKIE: It's not enough to maintain. We need to beat Hikky Burr like a rented step car. Sorry. I'm not great at tough talk. So how are we going to do this? STORM: But how? PAUL: A 1-800 merch hotline? COOKIE: No. TEDDY: Less pants? COOKIE: No. Just observe. This is from a few years back when me, Ace, and Karen were just screwing around in my garage making videos for my nieces and nephews. [VIDEO PLAYBACK] -Hurp, durp, hurp, durp. Ah! There's a bee in my costume! -What? -There's a bee in my costume! Get it out, get it out! Help me, help me! [BLEEP] [END VIDEO PLAYBACK] COOKIE: That video got over a million hits, and we got a deal from the network to make our own show. Viral videos were and continue to be an integral part of Hikky Burr's success. Any questions? PAUL: Why were you dressed like Lisa Left-Eye Lopes? COOKIE: It was a popular look at the time. STORM: In 2010? COOKIE: Question time is over. We need viral videos to get people excited about our show, and we need them stat. STORM: I don't know if that's really in the spirit of Learn-- COOKIE: Go forth and go viral. [MUSIC - PAUL AND STORM] PAUL: You're not going to believe it. COOKIE: All right, Paul. Let's see what you got. PAUL: You bet. Singularity. Unga, unga, unga, unga, unga, unga. Boring! Normally, these babies are $15 a piece. But call in the next five minutes, you'll get four for $60. STORM: I don't want to be in your stupid video. [COW MOOING] -Milk. PAUL: Part of this balanced breakfast. Mama, I'm pretty. I am pretty girl. [SOBBING] PAUL: Buy it! And then, I turned into bacon. Paul and Storm dot-- Bacon. It's funny, because I turned into bacon at the end there. COOKIE: You didn't mention the show, not once. PAUL: The what now? STORM: OK. My turn. Learning is serious business, but that didn't stop Learning Larry from virally dumping the oopsie bucket all over LearningTown once in a viral blue moon. LEARNING LARRY: Wand-A, fetch me my professor's bat. WAND-A: Don't you mean your professor's hat? LEARNING LARRY: My, what a humorous mistake. STORM: Viral! Classic viral Larry. PAUL: Viral like contagion. STORM: Your mom's an infectious monkey. PAUL: It's from "Outbreak," you idiot. STORM: "Your Mom-meda Strain." PAUL: Oh, "28 Your Moms Later." STORM: "Good Morning, Viet-mom." PAUL: Your "Mom-madeus." STORM: "Mom-ster's Inc." PAUL AND STORM: "Dr. Strangelove colon Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Your Mom." [MUSIC PLAYING] TEDDY: Yeah! A nothing party! COOKIE: You guys. [MUSIC PLAYING] [RIP] [MUSIC PLAYING] [CLAPS] -Hey, gang. We've been checking out your YouTube channel. Noticed you decided to get into the old viral video biz. COOKIE: And what of it? -We just wanted to thank you normals for helping us out with our viral video. -We just got 10 million hits. Boo-ya! Is boo-ya for ironic dooshya? Or dooshya ironic? -Dude, irony is so last week. PAUL: What did he mean, help them with their viral video? -Oopsie bucket. Oopsie bucket. Oopsie bucket. Oopsie bucket. -There's a bee in my suit. There's a bee in my suit! Oh god! COOKIE: I'd say we tried, but in no conceivable way did we try. [LAUGHTER] COOKIE: I got it, Ace. You won. PAUL: That's not nearly self-referential enough for Ace's laugh. [LAUGHTER] [VIDEO PLAYBACK] -Three, two, one! Ah! [END VIDEO PLAYBACK] [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] -So I guess it's my opportunity to ask you guys to subscribe. If you don't know what that is, you just click on the word Subscribe. You can leave comments if you'd like, if they're positive. If they're not, keep them to yourself.