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Cookie girl cookie club cookies for a buck!
Cookie sale! Cookie sale!
Cookie cookie cookie sale!
Shut up, shut up, shut up...
Cookie sale! Cookie Sale! Cookie cookie cookie sale!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Sir?
Would you like some cookie girl cookie club cookies?
No thanks girls!
I'm what's called, "a Vegan"
What's a vegan?
Well...
A vegan is a person who believes
You don't need to explain it
A vegan is a person who believes that it's not okay
For people to harm animals
AND THAT IT'S NOT OKAY TO USE THEIR MILK AND BLOOD
TO MAKE *** COOKIES!!!
Oh my god
[Screaming]
PROTECT ANIMAL RIGHTS!
Hey buddy! What's that?
My wallet...
Yeah? What's it made out of?
LEATHER?!
I have a family!
COWS HAVE FAMILIES!
[Screaming]
Vegan vegan vegan vegan vegan...
WHAT'S IN THE DRINK?!
I'm a vegetarian, it's just milk!
Actually, what most vegetarians don't know is that the dairy industry works
By keeping dairy cows intentionally pregnant
Their offspring end up getting used as veal
So, in essence, supporting the dairy industry is the same as supporting the veal industry
Wow! I had no idea that the dairy industry and the veal-
SHUT THE *** UP!
Hey!
All this talk of veal has given me a hankering for some hamburgers
Then let's make some burgers fatty!
[Screaming]