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Here are ten ways to know you're a redneck.
One. Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ***.
Two. Your other truck is made by John Deere.
Three. You think suspenders are a type of shirt.
Four. Going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight.
Five. You have ever gotten too drunk to go fishing.
Six. More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
Seven. Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Eight. There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
Nine. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
Ten. Fewer than half of your cars run.