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Ever heard of people bragging about ''I'm a smurf, my main is 2000 ELO'' when in queue in a ranked game?
That is pure Alistar ***.
If a player is truly smurfing, he should be able to play all roles, no problem!
But what do we see? Someone that always wants to play the carry role like AP mid or ADC bot...nothing else.
He tells you that he has no runes for the other roles since it's a secondary account?
Well if he really was a veteran player on his main, he should know that he can't always get the role he wants.
Some will even try to prove that they have a high ELO main, saying stuff like ''check *** it's my main'', ''add me and I'll message you''.
Dude, you are in a queue, cawlisse!
You can't do that unless one of you dodge, so there is no way for you to show any proof!
The only time you can prove that is when your game is done, but no one care since you won't be playing a game together ever again!
Anyways, even if you let that ''smurf'' play the role he wants, what happens?
He feeds hard, he doesn't play his role properly, he blames others all day long for his own mistakes and so on.
Well at least that is what happened to me almost everytime someone claimed that he was a smurf, but I don't know how it is for anyone else.
I might be mistaken, but whatever. Let's move on.
You could come across two fuckabishes in a duo queue and they will ask anything they want.
Most of the time, one of them will be the first pick while the other one is the last pick.
Guess what? The first pick will tell you all that the last pick guy is his friend and that he's a smurf, so ''let him take the role he wants if you don't want to lose''.
And what happens when you don't want to submit yourself? These two will troll you hard by picking unwanted champions and summoner's spells just to make you dodge.
What is that? A damn negotiation between police officers and kiddos kidnappers that will kill their hostages if they don't get what they want?
That's just unbelievable!
We always say that pick order dominate call order and that is true.
So you, mister last pick, should fill in if you play accordingly to the meta and not *** up your whole team.
But still, everyone, even the first pick, must call the role he wants or everyone else will just think that he's a dumb fuckabish.
Next scenario : you could run into a smurf telling you that his main account is banned and that is why he plays on his secondary account.
Dude, if you are banned, it must means that you have many reports.
Why did you get reported? Because you always troll by feeding, leaving, *** up your teammates and so on.
Well, some are innocents and still get banned, but most are at fault.
So tell me : is revealing that your main account is banned to your allies a good idea?
Hell no! You're explicitly telling them that you are a troller, a toxic player!
Why would they let someone like you take the pick you want?
To conclude, I want to tell you all that not because someone might have a main account in the higher ELO bracket that he has more rights than you in picking a role.
Never let a ''smurf'' control the game because right now, he has the same ELO as you.
Also, a true smurf won't brag about his ELO and just fill in so everyone can play at their best.
If you truly want to see if you must leave a role to a smurf, you can just go to www.lolking.net and check out his stats in previous matches.
That's it for today, people!
And I'll see you next time.
Ciaossu!