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uh... What the... the *** are you lookin' at? how the... No, no. I'm um... I'm not actually
on drugs. I know it's uh, "fakesagan on drugs" but's fakesagan "on drugs" you know, gonna
talk about um drugs.
This video is about drugs. It's about uh, weed and um, ***, ecstasy, mushrooms, um...
drugs. Lemme talk about drugs. Now um, you know as, as you guys know the fakesagan is
a partner now. I'm actually getting paid to make youtube videos and because of that, I
feel like I have a little bit of an obligation to give something back. You know uh, give
a positive message to the fakesagan tribe.
And uh, I happen to have a troll who um, you know I blocked this guy like fifty or sixty
times, and he just keeps on creating more and more accounts and leaving messages on
my channel. And, when you block someone that many times and then they keep coming back,
you know, it gives a pretty clear message that they really, really want your attention
so badly and I kinda- at that point I feel like I'm obligated to give a little bit so,
I started talking to this guy and you know what? I won't name names or anything even
though he's uh, dropping those docs on my channel, which is *** up. But you know
what? He's given me some details about his life, and this troll, you know, um, he's uh
made like death threats to me, and more or less threatened to berate my channel page
on his page and, you know, if I really wanted to, if I was so inclined, I could call the
FBI and have him locked up, but... you know.... who *** cares, right? Um....
You know, in spite of that. In spite of the death threats and the macho ***, I kinda
like him cause I can see through it. I mean, he's an intelligent guy and, he's really uh,
you know, suffering from a lot of (indiscernible), he's not happy with his uh, his lot in life.
And he's confided in me more than once that he has an oxycontin habit. Billed a opiod
pain pill, it's the kind of stuff that Rush Limbaugh was hooked on. And he also is a heavy
drinker, and he will uh, drink and get *** up on (indiscernible), and he comments on
my channel and talks about how he hates his life he has to wash dishes for a living, and
yada yada yada yada yada.
Now, you know, I told this guy time and time again "clean up your life, get off the ***
drugs" and he won't do it. And uh, you know I think the disconnect happens in the mind
*** drug user. I, I, I don't think, I know it, cause I've been there, right? Um,
but if they will continue to (indiscernible), and they'll say you know, "my life sucks so
bad, and it's so drab and boring and ***, and I need a little something to get by."
But what you don't realize is that, you know, your life sucks because you're doing so many
drugs all the time and that's why it's a drag and that's why nothing ever happens. Now um,
the fakesagan is no stranger to dope. Uh, I've been smoking weed since I was a kid,
uh, I started banging smack in highschool, um, by the time I was in college I was hooked
on ***.
You know, I've tried every psychedelic drug that you've ever heard of and a few that you
probably haven't, and you know, whatever it is, I've been there and done that, except
for the real nasty stuff. You know, I've never had any desire to try crack because I've seen
crack heads and I've seen what it does. You know, I've never had a desire to sniff glue
because I've seen what that does. Uh, but most of the drugs you can think of, I've been
there and done it all. And um, you know, I didn't make this video to look at all the
kids in my audience in the eye and say "stay off drugs kids, don't do drugs" because uh,
you know, drugs are cool and everybody knows that, I mean they're fun, you know. I won't
sit here and deny that. Smoking pot feels good. You know uh, mushrooms are cool and
weird and its good times, everybody loves a good time.
Um, you know what I really need to make a video to do is uh, to tell you guys to use
in moderation and not get sloppy, because you shouldn't be doing this *** every day.
You can't do this *** constantly. It'll catch up to you and ruin your life eventually. Uh,
like with that troll that's always leaving comments on my channel. Now um, you know,
drugs really for the most part can be chalked up to simple hedonism. It feels good, therefore
people are getting a feeling, but there's another (indiscernible) though, and I think,
you know cause I know there's a lot of, um, teenagers in my audience. I know a lot of
you guys are in highschool. Now you (indiscernible)..... for the most part.
I, I think that another factor is the, uh, the rebel factor. You know, your parents tell
you not to do drugs and your teachers tell you not to do drugs. If the cops catch you
doing drugs they're gonna arrest you, so therefore, uh, it's fun to, to uh, *** in the face of
authority. But here's what you don't know: Your parents tell you not to do drugs because
they love you. Your teachers tell you not to do drugs because they get paid to do that.
Um, and honestly they don't give a ***. I mean for what they're paid, they can't give
a ***. And, what you probably don't realize is that when your teachers get home after
a hard day of babysitting your unruly ***, they'll probably trick them up a fat joint
to relax. Um, and as for the cop, they want you to do drugs.