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(Errol) Hello! And welcome to the third episode of
(James) And the Bald Guy?
(James) Were you waiting for me there? (Errol) I wait for you there every episode.
(James) You always say my name. (Errol) I think what I do that no one notices, I kinda
(Errol) like, you know, edit it so that you come up closer. That's what I do.
(James) I don't think you've ever paused for me. I don't remember you ever pausing, but okay.
(James) Well why don't we talked about what's gone on in the past week for us. (Errol) I actually had a
(Errol) hard time keeping up with all the stuff... (James) Well if you weren't such a project polygamist. [Errol laughs]
(James) It was really fun to put it on YouTube. And I discovered that YouTube
has an automatic captioning thing. But it couldn't understand what the hell we were saying.
(James) Because the two of us were just
(James) talking over top of each other. (Errol) Well on thing that I wanted to...
(James) Our sentences were just a mishmash of both of us. It kept wanting to call you Arrow. Like a bow and arrow.
(Errol) I was really impressed you found a picture of...well its not that hard to find a picture of Cutie Honey...
(James) I just like that moment because it was cute little banter
(James) It's a nothing moment within the episode... (Errol) There's a lot of those.
(James) There is. It was a cute little moment between us that I thought was funny.
(Errol) Aww, there were cute moments between us. (James) Because there is no context, its just
(James) something we brought up and then let go. (Errol) This is just like a buddy cop movie.
(Errol) You could be like Chris Tucker.
(Errol) And I could be Jackie Chan. There you go, just like a cute cop buddy movie.
That's what we should do.
(James) I'm not nearly black enough to be Chris Tucker. (Errol) [laughs] Nor I.
(Errol) I was at a show last night, and these guys behind us...I didn't notice it because I have
(Errol) this ability to focus.
(James) You have the ability to focus?! [Errol laughs]
(Errol) But what was really cook, maybe I should give you,
(Errol) is that you can find the original transcripts
(James) Why is it when I give you something I follow through, I do the homework, but when I try to give you something...
[Errol indignant stammering] (James) I gave you a whole bunch of links on YouTube
(James) And you're like "I've already seen this" (Errol) What are you talking about...you gave me stuff I've seen.
(James) I can give you issues, I can give you books. (Errol) What are you talking about I'll take books you want me to read. (James) When was the last time you watched that stuff?
(James) You did a review of Back to the Future, which you haven't watched since it came out.
(Errol) That's what I think... that's the charm!
(Errol) Sometimes I think my comic is very Garfield, you know what I mean? (James) OMG We should do Errol without Errol.
[Errol laughs]
(James) Have you seen Garfield without Garfield? (Errol) Of course I have.
(Errol) That would be funny, what would Debs and Errol be like without Errol. (James) Errol without Errol?
(James) Just Debs. Debs without Errol
(Errol) I should just take one of the comics, one of the old ones and just pop it up without me.
(James) Because what you need is really another project.
(Errol) Yeah...wow you're right. You saw Gremlins right?!
(James) Of course I saw Gremlins! (Errol) You gave me this look of like...Whaa??! (James) I gave you that look
(James) Because I am confused how you would think I wouldn't have seen Gremlins. (Errol) But when I talk to Debs she doesn't understand... (James) I'm not Debs.
(Errol) See it's hard to do a podcast with my family around so you can't hear half the things that happen
(Errol) In the background
(Errol) Because these mics are focused on our voices
(Errol) We have children screaming, phones going off.
(Errol) Wives removing their clothing, all sort of things like that. (James) I missed that part. (Errol) It just distracts me.
(Errol) And I could be nude.
[Errol laughs]
(James) Okay it's not a visual podcast
(James) But you don't actually have to get undressed for me
(James) in order for them to enjoy it. They can just imagine. (Errol) No there would be no enjoying if they imagined it.
(James) But you don't have to do it for me. I'm not enjoying it particularly either. (Errol) We'll cut that out.
(James) I can't cut that out of my memory. Its burned in there forever.
(James) There is not enough brainbleach sir.
(Errol) Anway I think we should end because I think we've been going on for an hour.
(James) Well I guess I can't talk about my topic. (Errol) Oh you have a topic?! [laughs hysterically]
[continues laughing]
(Errol) I didn't know you had one too. (James) I said we would both come up with a topic. (Errol) Oh I'm sorry. What was your topic?
(James) I don't know if we have time for it!
(Errol) No we have no time. [continues laughing in distance] What kind of podcast is this anyway?!