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Cracking Up at The Goat Joint by Beard Smelling Contest
There I was in The Goat Joint Performing for devils
How I got there you might ask I’ll tell
I fell in a crevasse My sleigh caught a stone
When the rope snapped I fell with no hope
I landed on the red ice The devils came at me on skates
There I was at knife point Surrounded by devils
To them I looked delicious They wanted to roast me
In their cave club They tied me up
At the sight of their meal The devils erupt
The fire was started I got into character
To protect yourself from the devils’ knife You’d better put on the show of your life
To escape unscathed from the Red River Crack them up with the beaver’s biver
Just before they put me to the flames I spoke
Hey there fellas let me tell you A joke
What do you call A devil in a dress?
You call him A hot mess!
Their laughs bought me time I began to mime
To protect yourself from the devils’ knife You’d better put on the show of your life
To escape unscathed from the Red River Crack them up with the beaver’s biver
To protect yourself from the devils’ knife You’d better put on the show of your life
To escape unscathed from the Red River Crack them up with the beaver’s biver
Crack them up with the beaver’s biver
Gee this place is cold Where’s my bathing suit
I am a marshmallow Put a stick in me
Now I’m trapped in a box These shoes are delicious And for my final act
To protect yourself from the devils’ knife You’d better put on the show of your life
To escape unscathed from the Red River Crack them up with the beaver’s biver
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
To protect yourself from the devils’ knife You’d better put on the show of your life
To escape unscathed from the Red River Crack them up with the beaver’s biver
Crack them up with the beaver’s biver
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