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[MUSIC PLAYING]
TOM GREEN: Hi.
I'm Tom Green, and you're watching "Comedy Week," so get
ready for some comedy.
All week.
MALE SPEAKER: Now it's time for the Incredible Video
Generating Comedy Lever.
TOM GREEN: I know what you're thinking.
Look at that.
It's a lever, right?
It's a lever.
It's a lever.
Do you like levers?
Do you like levers?
Yeah?
Want to see me pull the lever?
OK.
[GROWLING]
TOBY TURNER: Give me something good from "Comedy Week."
[MUSIC - MRWEEBL, "SAVE THE BADGER BADGER BADGER"]
HARLEY: Let's see a random "Comedy Week" video.
[MUSIC - THE KEY OF AWESOME, "START A MUMFORD BAND"]
GRACE HELBIG: Now let's take a look at this video.
[MUSIC - SORTED FOOD, "99 PROBLEMS BUT
A DISH AIN'T ONE"]
RICK FOX: I'm here to tell Amir that I'm out of the
*** business.
AMIR: [GASP]
RICK FOX: My Beautiful wife who is not a chicken.
JAKE: I didn't say she was.
You shouldn't have to clarify that.
RICK FOX: She convinced me I need a more honest trade.
AMIR: Yeah, that makes sense.
RICK FOX: So I'm just here to collect Amir's
$8,000 quitting fee.
TOM GREEN: OK.
[MUSIC - DOC BROWN 77, "SEMI ON THE DANCE FLOOR"]
TODD WOMACK: Round and round she goes!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
JD WITHERSPOON: Kee-yo!
All right, "Comedy Week," give me something I ain't even
never seen before.
MALE SPEAKER: Operation.
I'm the doctor for you.
Ain't that how the commercial go?
MALE SPEAKER: You about to get electrocuted.
MALE SPEAKER: All right, let's go.
Adam's apple.
Goin' straight for the throat.
MARK DOUGLAS (ITALIAN ACCENT): Let's see what's on the menu.
Come on, big money, big money!
MALE SPEAKER: Oh, I can't believe it!
Owen Wilson.
OWEN WILSON: How you doing?
MALE SPEAKER: Vince Vaughn.
VINCE VAUGHN: How are you?
MALE SPEAKER: Come on, baby, the hottest
comedy duo there is.
The heat from you guys!
"Wedding Crashers" enormous.
What I'm trying to do is to get you guys as the red hot
duo in a new movie.
What do you think?
You like this idea?
OWEN WILSON: Yeah.
It makes sense.
MALE SPEAKER: Um hum.
Vin?
VINCE VAUGHN: You have a good idea?
MALE SPEAKER: I've got a project for you
that you might love.
It's called "The Hobbit." Enjoy it.
Read it.
OWEN WILSON: "The Hobbit?"
MALE SPEAKER: "The Hobbit."
VINCE VAUGHN: I don't understand what
we're talking about.
MALE SPEAKER: OK, buddy comedy, right?
VINCE VAUGHN: This is not a buddy comedy.
I don't want to step on your feet--
MALE SPEAKER: Wait, wait, hold up.
You don't want to step on what?
[LAUGHTER]
MALE SPEAKER: So that's it!
So have we got a movie?
Do I just say greenlight it?
VINCE VAUGHN: No.
I'm not doing "The Hobbit."
GRACE HELBIG: Hi, I'm Grace Helbig, and you're watching
"Comedy Week." Why aren't you doing your work?
[MUSIC PLAYING]