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HERO LASS: So I'm here at Comic Con.
Every year the kid chooses one of us to go with him
and every year one of us gets a weekend of R and R..
Recreation and Raunchy sex!
I mean, it's like Vegas for a collectible like me.
Where else am I going to meet the boy toys from the Justice League and Twilight? {Giggles}
Oh, and everyone know that what happens at Comic Con stays at Comic Con.
So when the little Nazi takes me home there are no messy goodbyes.
Except for that one year that I slept with a Teen Titan - I am not telling you which one.
Anyway, it has just totally given me a new appreciation for older men.
Oh, a couple of years back I spent an entire weekend in a suitcase with The Doctor - 4th incarnation.
There is something about British accents and scarves and crying that just totally gets me hot.
And they shouldn't call him Dr. Who, they should call him Dr. How Long.
{Sighs} Seriously, it is a meat market here. I mean -
where else am I going to just kick back and cut loose with people my own size?
I mean, it's not that I find the guys back at home on the shelf undesirable, it's just that...
Well... Eww!
I don't think of them that way. I mean, not that I haven't.
And Samurai Snake has the whole accent thing going for him.
But.. well, you just.. you don't sleep where you eat. I mean, isn't that the saying?
Anyway, I have to run cause I got invited to an *** at that Hasbro booth -
after the dealer's room closes and I hear that Megatron is gonna be there!
He and I have been sexting and I think something might actually happen.
Oh I love Comic Con!