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Now, Darryl Roberts, Sir Darryl Roberts of "The Sir Darryl Radio Experience", he's at
it again. He decided he wanted to contact some fallout shelter builders to see if he
could get, under the guise of working for me, if he could get one built. Every time
Darryl does this it's great, and this time we weren't sure whether it was going to go
anywhere. I'll play it for you. The reactions are something that you have to just hear for
yourself.
Vicky: This is Vicky.
Sir Darryl Roberts: Hi, Vicky, how you doing?
Vicky: I'm doing pretty good. What can we do for you?
Roberts: I'm calling to get some information on your fallout shelters. I was tasked with
getting a little bit of information as to how this is done, the cost and where we could
do it. My name's Darryl, first of all, and I'm a personal assistant of David Pakman,
and I don't really want to throw his name around, the only reason why I'm telling you
that is just so that you could just get some basic idea of the scope of what we're dealing
with here as far as the fame and the finances go.
David: [Laughs] Right.
Roberts: So money, clearly, if you're dealing with Mr. Pakman, is not an object. But he's
almost in a panic-like state at this point, and he thinks that there could be some nuclear
fallout in the near future, and he just wants to get the process started so that he could
be protected in case of an emergency and...
David: Reasonable so far, right, Louis?
Louis: Yeah.
Roberts: His secretary gave me your number. So I'm just giving you all of the background
so that I could let you know where I stand here.
Vicky: OK. OK. Darryl, I mean, quite honestly, no offense, I don't know who Dave Pakman is.
Roberts: Oh, you... OK. Well, that's all right, I mean...
Vicky: But, I mean, the name just is not ringing a bell at all.
Roberts: OK, well...
David: It's not doing anything for her.
Roberts: He's probably the most well-known radio person inside of topical and politics
that's out there right now. He has a cult-like following of people that are listening to
him. And because of that, we want to make sure that in case there's some sort of a fallout,
whether it be nuclear, solar, or whatever, that not only does he have a place that he
can live and survive...
David: Right.
Roberts: But also, it's more important that his word continue to get out. He needs to
be able to continuously guide the people, and speak to people...
David: So at this point, the woman just realizes she doesn't want any part of this, she's going
to transfer it to someone else.
Vicky: OK. Darryl, just give me... give me a second here, OK? Just a moment.
David: There we go.
Customer Service Rep: Now, who's this?
Roberts: My name is Darryl.
David: Uh-oh.
CSR: Darryl what?
Roberts: Are you asking what my last name is?
CSR: Yes, I am. I want to know who I'm talking to.
Roberts: Well, my last name is Pakman. I'm sorry, did I catch you at a bad time or something,
sir? I hope I didn't say anything that...
CSR: What do you want? What do you want? Somebody said that somebody from a radio show is calling.
What do you want, sir?
Roberts: I'm...
CSR: I get calls 10 times a day from radio shows.
Roberts: I'm not from a radio show.
CSR: No, no, I'm not in a bad... this isn't a bad time, this is my personality. I'm a
very, very busy man and I deal with disasters. What can I do for you?
David: [Laughs] Personality on this guy, huh?
Roberts: Well, I'm not from a radio show. I don't know, you got the wrong information,
sir. I...
CSR: My apology-- my apology. I... my apology, very sincere apology.
Roberts: It's OK.
CSR: What can I do for you, sir?
Roberts: I'm calling because we're looking to have a shelter for David Pakman, and we
needed to get some more information. I've been tasked with getting the information to
find out how much this is going to cost and what we need to get started. David's assistant
gave me your number and I called. Now you're on the phone, and that's as much... that's
as far as we've actually gotten. I'm literally calling for information.
CSR: No, we do not have the... we do not have the resources at this time...
David: Right.
CSR: And we've been warning people for years that if they don't have their shelters built
by this time this year, they're not going to get it built.
David: Of course.
CSR: Now, I've got an echo here on my phone.
Roberts: OK, I'm sorry about that.
CSR: Hello, are you still there?
Roberts: I'm hearing everything that you're saying.
CSR: Oh, OK. So where are you located? Where do you want this built?
Roberts: We want... well, David's looking to move to your location, that's the reason
why I'm calling you.
David: Yeah. That's where we're going to go.
CSR: Sir, sir, sir, let me, let me-- give me your phone number so I can call you back.
I have a horrible echo on this line. There's storms coming through here, and that's probably
why. Can I call you right back?
David: I guarantee that that's fake. The guy just wants Darryl off the phone.
Louis: Probably.
David: There's no trouble on the lines.
Louis: Yeah.
Roberts: ... 201.
CSR: I'll try-- hello, hello, hello?
Roberts: Hello?
CSR: Hello?
Roberts: This is nuts. That didn't go over very well. I don't think David Pakman is being
respected! David Pakman is not being respected inside the world of disasters. The guy...
David: Did you just hear that? It sounded like there was a plane flying overhead at
Darryl's studio.
Louis: Yeah.
Roberts: ... phone with a super attitude, he's yelling at me complaining to me about
his echo. It's not my problem that he's got an echo. While you're busy building bunker
systems, why don't you build a phone system that can handle a phone call? It's David Pakman!
[Laughter]
Roberts: It's insane! I'm incensed by this! And then he has the nerve to say that if the
bomb shelter wasn't built by now, you ain't gettin' one! He's been telling people for
years. I suspect, though, that the huge cause of the problem is that nobody's buying those
damn things.
David: All right, so the latest work from Sir Darryl Roberts of "The Sir Darryl Radio
Experience". www.AllDigitalRadio.com, of course, they carry The David Pakman Show. Incredible
stuff.
Louis: Good stuff, yeah.
David: Incredible stuff. That guy, he didn't want to play ball, but he certainly got Darryl
wound up. Let's take a break, Louis. If you're not getting the bonus show, make sure to sign
up. We'll talk about Donald Trump being a birther, Microsoft wins most ethical, and
would you pay a $5 ATM fee? All on the bonus show. www.DavidPakman.com/membership.
Announcer: The David Pakman Show at www.DavidPakman.com.
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