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You have a tiny *****, a big wallet,
and the will to compensate one with the other ?
Then, for the modest price of 12 000 gold coins, Uncle Serguei
can give you what you need :
the heavy tank T34,
simply the best of all heavy tanks on sale at your local Wargaming shop.
It is capable of generating millions of credits, while crushing
everything that faces it.
Able to travel in cities as well as in deserts,
it can reach a phenomenal top speed.
Its gigantic
120mm cannon
is ultra powerful.
Its turret is perfectly impenetrable
And its tracks are absolutely unbreakable
It is so powerful
it doesn't even need its cannon to destroy its foes.
If you're a true winner, buy a T34.
And if you don't want it,
go f*** yourself.