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"the girl behind
the brown door.
"
Doesn't have the same ring
to it.
Hey, brooke.
How you doing?
Yeah, I'm just watching
a teamster paint my adolescence
A fugly shade of brown.
Oh.
I guess there's a lot
of memories around here for you.
You could say that.
In high school,
this was lucas' bedroom.
Mm.
Now that
that's burned into my brain,
How we, uh, doing on the
wardrobe choices for scene 23?
The big love scene --
Slinky off-the-shoulder,
tight-and-revealing.
Nice.
I knew hiring you as costume
designer was the right move.
Thank you.
Let me see them on her
before I make a decision.
So[sighs]
Speaking
of high school memories,
Haley and quinn organized
that fundraiser dance
At tree hill high
tonight.
And I just wanted
to tell you
In case you were thinking
it'd be weird to go.
Not that you would.
But if you did
It wouldn't.
Uh, thanks, but, you
know, we shoot our
first scenes tomorrow,
And I got a million things
to do.
Besides, you know what a geek
I was in high school.
You've seen
my yearbook photo.
Yeah, that's burned
into my brain.
Exactly.
The day I graduated,
I swore I'd never go back.
You have fun, though.
I'll see you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
* ooooh, ooh, ooh, ooh *
* ohhhh *
[ rattling ]
Clay, I'm here
for my morning laps.
I even shaved certain
Areas to cut down on my time.
And yours.
Ugh.
Just go away already.
Ugh.
Don't tell me
you're in there
With that
miserable slag again.
* Forget about me *
* I'll be alone, dancing *
* you know it, baby *
* going to take you apart *
[ sighs heavily ]
* don't you *
* forget about me *
* as you walk on by *
Sorry.
I'm such a slag.
* will you call my name? *
* as you walk on by *
* will you call my name? *
Guys?
It's a little early
to be surfing for ***.
Don't ever say that.
Don't even think it.
We're not looking at ***
Yet.
We're changing
your life.
"cantwaittofindadate.
Com"
Seriously?
Listen, the best way
to get over millie
Is to get right back
on the horse --
Preferably a hot, naked,
made-to-order horse.
And all you have to do
is describe your perfect woman.
Hey, man.
[ sighs ]
morning.
Morning?
Where the hell are we?
We left that charity event
in atlanta early
So we could make it back
to tree hill by morning.
Yeah.
Uh, right after
you fell asleep last night,
It started raining.
Yeah?
Really hard.
And?
One might even call it
a deluge.
Clay.
I missed the highway exit
And, uh, drove a few hours
in the wrong direction.
But the good news is
That we're only a couple hundred
miles outside of tree hill,
And we're driving
a corvette.
We'll be home faster
than you can say yao ming.
[ engine turns over ]
[ tires pop ]
[ tires deflating ]
Yao ming.
So we'll get home
this afternoon.
Clay
There was a reason
I had to be home this morning.
Haley: Here I come.
Hope you guys are ready
for me.
[ footsteps approach ]
Bacon, crispy.
Eggs, scrambled.
Milk, chocolate.
Hey!
[ snaps fingers ]
Besides "please"
and "thank you,"
Do you have
anything else
You would like to say
to your mother?
Uh
Pancakes, blueberry?
I can't believe it.
They frickin'
forgot my birthday.
Haley, listen, my phone is bad to die.
Everything's fine -- we're just
having some car trouble,
So I don't know
when we're gonna make it home.
[ beeping ]
but, haley
Happy birthday.
Well
* the salvation army band
plays *
According to gomer pyle,
"they don't got
no fancy car tires,"
So they got to tow it
to mount pilot.
They'll have it back
by tonight.
Tonight?
Come o--
I got to get ahold
of haley.
I always go big
for her birthday.
She'll be expecting
something.
I
Let me use your phone.
Sure.
It's in the car.
* pushing the town away *
* ah *
* ah hey ma ma ma *
Hey, alex, I just got
the gold script revisions,
But I don't see
any changes.
That's 'cause
there aren't any.
Then why'd
we put out pages?
I wasn't gonna let the final
script color be salmon.
Puke.
[ chuckles ]
Okay.
Hey, so I, um, I saw you
talking to brooke earlier.
She practically begged you
to go to that dance.
Not quite.
I think what she said was "it
wouldn't be weird" if I went.
Trust me.
She wants you to go.
I think she was just
being polite.
It's -- it's been weird
between us since the breakup.
And since when are you
so pro brooke-and-julian?
Oh, I'm a total
"brulian" fan now.
One of the steps
of recovery
Is to make amends
for all the wrongs you've done.
You still gonna have time
to be in the movie?
Shut up!
* hey *
* hey ma ma ma *
Why are we eating
with the nice plates?
We only do that
on holidays and stuff.
I don't know.
Maybe it's the birth
of a new day.
Are you feeling all right?
Yeah.
[ sighs ]
Listen, quinn and I
have to leave early
To set up for this dance,
So junk and fergie are gonna
come over to babysit, okay?
You only get those guys
when you can't find anyone else.
That's not true.
You have fun
with junk and fergie.
Besides, the two of them
equals one responsible adult.
I'm not a baby anymore.
I'm old enough
to stay home by myself.
[ laughs ]
And I'm old enough to get
arrested for child endangerment,
Which would be my third strike,
by the way.
Fourth.
Morning, jamie!
Hey, little sis!
It's the big day!
Oh, it's no big deal.
Of course it is.
Today's the day we rescue
the endangered arts program
At tree hill high.
What could be
bigger than that?
I can't think of a thing.
Since the theme of the dance
is "return to the '80s,"
I get to fulfill
my lifelong dream --
I'm crimping my hair.
While that is very '80s,
You may need to rethink
your life goals.
Hmm.
Listen, um, we might be
flying solo tonight.
I got a message from nathan
and clay.
It seems like they're having
some car trouble.
Really? How much you want to bet
that's a ploy
To get out
of wearing parachute pants?
I'm gonna go crimp my hair.
[ giggles ]
Yay.
Yeesh.
I'd like my margarita blended,
no salt.
Ha ha.
I'm thinking about wearing this
to the '80s dance
At my high school tonight.
Huh.
What a coincidence,
'cause I actually learned
everything I know about fashion
From "miami vice" reruns.
[ laughs ]
You were born
in the wrong decade, my friend.
Yeah, perhaps.
But I do make the perfect date
for an '80s dance.
Yeah.
And by "date,"
I just mean a guy who wants
to go strictly as friends.
Yeah, I
I'm just not sure
that's really a good idea.
Come on.
The best way
for me to meet a hot girl
Is to have another one
on my arm.
It's like a magnet.
You'd be doing me
a favor.
Okay.
We will go as friends.
Okay, cool.
I'll pick you up at 7:00.
Oh, and by the way, for
the whole magnet thing to work,
I'm gonna need you
to salvage that train wreck.
Yeah.
Quinn?
Quinny,
are you up there?
She's pimping her hair.
I hope you mean
"crimping.
"
Listen, I have to go
run some errands, okay?
Please remind quinn to stay
until junk and fergie get here.
Sure.
Okay.
Mwah.
Love you, baby.
Have fun tonight.
I will.
Hey.
Was your mom
looking for me?
Yeah.
She wanted me to tell you
That she's gonna pick up
junk and fergie,
And you can leave whenever.
Okay.
Okay, little bro.
No hard feelings.
Believe that?
Jamie just cancelled on us.
He said they went
another direction.
That's cold, man.
Yeah.
Where were we?
Let's see.
Must be a local girl.
Hair color, blonde.
Eyes, blue.
Rockin' bod.
Mouth: Oh, come on.
Don't be shallow.
Give her an I.
Q.
Of at least 100
And a good sense of humor.
That should be
everything.
[ beeping ]
* we bite and scratch
and scream all night *
* let's go and throw
all the songs we know *
Come on,
where's our perfect woman?
See, guys, that's just it.
I've been going along
With this little
science experiment
To show you that the perfect
woman doesn't really exist.
Unless she does.
Check it out.
We found a match.
She lives in tree hill,
And it says she's
"searching for a nice guy.
"
Who's nicer than you,
mouth?
There's no photo!
Of course not.
That's because "she"
is probably a "he.
"
Okay? Delete my profile.
This was a bad idea.
[ scoffs ]
* ooh *
* we're so wonderfully,
wonderfully, wonderfully *
* wonderfully pretty *
[ clicking ]
* oh, you know that I'd do *
Hey.
I know you want get home
as soon as possible,
So I think I found us a ride
back to tree hill.
Oh, thank god.
Don't thank him
just yet.
You might want to wait
until you see the ride.
Whatever.
Another five minutes,
And you were giving me
a piggyback ride.
Funny you should say that,
actually.
The driver says
they're real friendly.
You got to
be kidding me.
I wish I were.
You boys gettin' in
or what?
You're about to see
just how much I love my wife.
Jamie: Hello?
Is anyone home?
I'm all alone in the house?
I'm all alone in the house!
Sweet!
I feel bad, man,
'cause I love bacon.
And I love pork chops.
And I love ham,
you know?
But then I met you.
Now I'm conflicted.
Look,
I know you're planning
On falling insanely in love
with that pig,
But can we please
talk about something else?
Sure.
[ clears throat ]
What did you have planned
for haley's birthday?
Jamie and I
bought a ton of decorations.
We were gonna
do up the whole house.
Sounds nice.
I was gonna
make pork ribs.
[ brakes squeal ]
* and I would walk 500 more *
* just to be the man
who walked 1,000 miles *
* to fall down at your door *
* when I'm working *
What's going on?
Well, bridge is out.
Probably flooded from the deluge
we had last night.
Oh.
What'd I tell you?
Ain't nobody going nowhere
for a while.
Do you have a map?
* when I come home *
Thanks.
Okay, we are
Okay, we're here.
And if we just
hike a few miles north,
Then we'll make it
to the next highway.
We can just
hitch a ride home that way.
I, uh, I-I don't know
about that, man.
Maybe we should, uh, just --
just wait?
'cause what if
we get lost?
Dude, I'm like
a human compass, okay?
Come on.
* The man
who walks 1,000 miles *
* to fall down at your door *
That'll do, pigs.
That'll do.
* dun da-da da da da *
Wait up!
Hey, q!
Someone wrote "***"
all over your car in lipstick.
It's gonna be a ***
getting that off.
You're right.
Her name's kylie.
[ sighing ] oh.
Hey, grubbs.
Thank you so much
for tending bar tonight.
No problem.
In high school,
I was kind of a band geek.
It's nice to come back
as a cool bartender.
As a moderately cool
bartender.
It's nice to come back
as a bartender?
[ laughs ]
[ knock on door ]
Can you guys kick in
for the pizza for once?
I am unemployed,
you know.
Hey, I'm kylie.
Which one of you little maniacs
is marvin mcfadden?
* oh, yeah *
Uh, that's me.
I'm here for our date.
I think
there's been a mistake.
Your profile said that
you're tall and thin,
With a good body
and really big
Hands.
Oh, my.
I hear there's a dance
at the school.
Do you want to go?
No.
Well, I mean, yes,
but [clears throat]
It's just that
Why are youon a dating ?
You could get a date
with anyone on the planet.
You're not, like,
a dude, are you?
[ clears throat ]
Satisfied?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
[ yello's "oh, yeah" plays ]
* such a good child,
a really good child *
* beautiful, beautiful *
* oh, yeah *
* oh, yeah, yeah, yeah *
Ugh!
[ box clatters ]
* such a good child,
a really good child *
Oh, no.
It's mom's birthday.
[ "if you were here" plays ]
[ sighs ]
I just want to say
how grateful I am
That you're all
taking this ride with me.
Now let's go make
someone's favorite movie!
* if you were here,
I could deceive you *
It sounded better in my head.
Don't worry.
I'll start the slow clap for you
if no one else does.
What are you
still doing here?
Well, it just occurred to me
that you spent the entire day
Making everyone else
feel ready for tomorrow.
How do you feel?
Nervous.
II've been around movie sets
my whole life,
But I've never been
in the director's chair.
I was pretty nervous, to
for my first big part.
But I just
kept asking myself,
"how would
julia roberts do it?"
[ chuckles ]
She's my favorite actress.
So who's your favorite
director?
John hughes.
You know, "ferris bueller,"
"breakfast club,"
"sixteen candles.
"
Those weren't just movies
about teenagers.
They were about the struggle
everyone has to find themselves.
Talk about a director
with a clear vision.
I-I'd like to make a movie
half as good as his.
Then why don't you take a cue
from john hughes?
Clear your vision.
Take the night off
and come to the school.
Maybe even
dance with brooke.
[ chuckles ]
I don't know, alex.
Um
I have to find an outfit
from the '80s.
Actually,
I've got that covered.
I thought you might
change your mind.
But just so we're clear --
this is not a date.
It's not even
date-ish.
Not bad.
* and if you were here,
I could deceive you *
* and if you were here,
I could deceive you *
Brooke davis --
stunning in any decade.
* and if you were here,
you would believe *
Hi, everyone!
Thank you so much for coming out
and supporting the arts!
[ cheers and applause ]
So, please, everyone,
give what you can
And have a gnarly,
totally tubular time!
UmOh.
Where's the beef?
Oh.
Okay, um,
ladies and gentlemen,
Please welcome
Cheap trick! Cheap trick!
[ cheers and applause ]
[ intro to "I want you
to want me" plays ]
* I want you to want me *
* I need you to need me *
* I'd love you to love me *
* I'm begging you to beg me *
You notice how kylie
smelled like strawberries?
Yeah.
Mouth totally owes us.
[ cellphone rings ]
Ooh.
It's a text from haley.
"how's it going
with jamie?"
[ scoffs ]
* I get home early from work *
* if you say that you love me *
* didn't I, didn't I,
didn't I see you crying? *
* oh, didn't I, didn't I,
didn't I see you crying? *
* feeling all alone without
a friend, you feel like dying *
Alexander coyne,
this is haley james scott.
Hey.
I'm a big fan.
Oh, thanks.
I am -- I am, too, of your
detective work with tubbs.
[ laughs ]
You know, this is a big night
for haley.
When we were
in high school,
She was always trying
to bring back the '80s fashion.
You got your wish!
Oh, I did! I did.
Um, excuse me.
'kay.
Grubbs,
make me somethingStrong.
[ sighs ]
What?
You need to see my I.
D.
?
Grubbs, you flatter me.
* I want you to want me *
Wow.
I had no idea.
You're 5'4".
Thank you.
[ chuckles ]
[ sighs ]
Good talk, grubbs.
[ sighs ]
[ cheers and applause ]
[ wind whipping ]
[ doors rattle ]
[ intro to cheap trick's
"surrender" plays ]
I swear, I'm gonna
kill that kid.
Come on.
* mother told me,
yes, she told me *
* I'd meet girls like you *
* she also told me, "stay away *
* you'll never know
what you'll catch" *
* but just the other day,
I heard a soldier falling off *
* some indonesian junk *
So, your profile said
you like to dance.
Maybe after
a few more drinks.
* mommy's all right,
daddy's all right *
I'll be right back.
* surrender *
What her profile
should have said
Is "like millie on steroids.
"
* but don't give yourself away *
* ay-ay-ay *
* aaay, aay-aaay *
It took me four hours
To get the smoothie
out of my hair, ***.
Yes, well, I'm the one
who has to drive home
In a car with "***"
written all over it.
I was just trying
to increase your chances
Of getting rear-ended.
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I shouldn't have
poured smoothie on you.
I apologize.
Truce?
How american of you to pick
a fight that you can't win.
And just so you know,
Clay told me
that he didn't believe in love.
So good luck with that.
* I've known her
all these years *
* mommy's all right,
daddy's all right *
* they just seem
a little weird *
* surrender, surrender *
* but don't give yourself away *
The highway's this way.
I think.
Clay: You look on
the bright side, nate --
I mean, if we actually
live through this thing,
Think
of the endorsement deals.
I mean,
on gps units alone.
Like, "I never
would've gotten lost
If it had only
been for my --"
Shut up!
Please shut up!
Trying to make
conversation.
That's the thing --
you're talking.
You're always talking,
man.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I didn't realize
that the human compass
Needed complete silence
to concentrate.
You know, maybe we should have
stayed with the pigs.
'cause it seems to me
that you've gotten us lost.
Me?
We wouldn't even
be here right now
If you hadn't insisted
on driving to atlanta
For a guys' road trip.
If you hadn't have missed
tree hill in the rain,
If you hadn't have driven over
those tire spikes,
I would be home
right now, clay!
I'm on the road
for half the year!
The least I can do is be home
for my wife's birthday.
Nate, I know haley.
She'll understand.
Well,
she shouldn't have to.
You'd know that
if you were ever married.
[ sighs ]
Yeah, you're right.
I guess I would've.
I'm going this way.
That's -- clay,
that's not the right way!
Yeah, I know.
You're the human compass.
You know what? Just do
whatever the hell you want.
I'm going this way.
[ groans ]
* away *
It's amazing how you can enter
the building a functioning adult
And immediately revert to the
geek you were in high school.
I'll tell you a secret.
I was a geek, too.
I wore headgear until the end
of my sophomore year.
There she is.
So, geek, why don't you
take a chance
And ask the popular girl
to dance?
Maybe because
the popular girl
Is already here
with somebody else.
I'm sure it's not
what it looks like.
It's okay.
It wouldn't be the '80s without
a cameo by crocodile dundee.
I just wish he wasn't
on a date with brooke.
Of course
he showed up with alex.
It's a retro dance,
after all.
Why should I expect
anything new?
Alex:
Just go talk to her.
We might be in a high school,
but we're not in high school.
Come on.
Oh, god, they're coming
this way.
Come on, let's hide.
Correction -- we're definitely
back in high school.
* don't give yourself away *
* surrender *
[ cheers and applause ]
Just, uh,
grab that flower pot.
Looks like we're gonna have to
break a window.
Ah!
Ah!
[ jamie shouts ]
I'm hit! I'm hit!
Hold up! Hold up!
Hold up! Hold up!
Jamie, wait!
It's us!
Oh.
Hey, guys.
Are you gonna
tell my parents?
What, that we were
stupid enough to fall
for your little prank?
Not if you don't.
Okay, deal.
But I need your help.
[ chuckles ] my locker
was down there.
Mine was over here.
Do your remember
how lucas pimped it out
The first day
of senior year?
I wonder if the combination
still works.
Brooke davis.
What?
[ gasps ]
Shut up!
That's so bad!
Oh.
Looks like
she really loves him.
Do you ever think things
were simpler then?
What,
the love triangle
Between you,
lucas, and peyton?
No.
No.
Yeah.
I guess
love's never simple.
All right.
What actually happened
with you and julian?
Because I do not understand
why you're not together.
He's here with alex.
So are you.
The boy version.
That's different.
He made it clear that
she's his priority right now,
And I think
he has feelings for her.
Whether or not
he admits that,
I can't be the girl
who's with the guy
Who's in love
with someone else.
Not again.
Kylie:
Tell me about it.
Hey, is there someplace
around here a girl can lie down?
Oh, this -- this'll do.
* The avenue,
I never thought I'd meet *
Are you okay?
Yeah.
I[sighs]
just need a little break.
* Like you *
Who is she?
I don't know.
* with auburn hair
and tawny eyes *
Okay, just, um
* hypnotize me through *
YouTake care.
[ groans ]
* and I ran *
Ow!
Ow! Wait!
Ow.
[ sighs ]
* I ran all night and day *
[ australian accent ] g'day,
mate.
What can I get you?
No, let me guess --
foster's?
[ chuckles ]
Yeah, uh
Hey, uh, I guess it's weird for
you that I'm here with brooke.
But, you know,
just for the record,
I'm actually a nice guy.
Okay, nice guy.
Well,
also for the record --
If you ever hurt her,
I will hunt you down
across the outback.
And I'm not talking about
the steakhouse.
Although, I will hunt you down
there, as well.
Fair enough.
* aurora borealis comes in *
Well, uh,
thanks for the beer, mate.
I wouldn't last five minutes
in the outback.
* I ran so far away *
* I just ran *
* I ran all night and day *
* I couldn't get away *
Kylie:
Hey, can you help?
My hair's stuck
in the bloody door.
[ chuckles ]
how did that happen?
Actually,
I don't want to know.
Never mind.
I'll go find someone.
No, don't go.
I'm sorry
I was such a *** before.
It's okay.
No.
It's not.
[ sighs ]
It -- it's just
[ sighs ]
Clay told me
that he didn't believe in love.
And then
you come along,
And I realized
what he really meant
Was that he didn't believe
in love with someone like me.
Kylie, there's more to it
than that.
No.
Guys see me as a body,
Someone to ***.
I'm lucky
if they even buy me breakfast.
* I just ran *
Here.
[ grunts ]
Cut it.
What? No way.
Ugh.
It's just hair.
It's gonna grow back.
No.
You're drunk.
And why do you have scissors
in your purse?
I was gonna
slash your tires.
Oh.
Just cut my hair,
you ***.
Plus, it will still smell like
strawberries, anyway.
Nathan: I can't believe it.
You were right.
Imagine that.
It might be nice if you
gave me the benefit
every now and then
Instead of just the doubt.
You're right, man.
I was -- I was out of line
back there.
I'm sorry.
Nate, there's something
that I've never told you.
And I don't know why
I've never told you,
but I just didn't.
I used to be married
Before you and I met.
Her name was sara.
[ scoffs ]
Right.
She leave you after
you started sleeping
with all those women?
No.
Actually, she died.
[ greg laswell's "girls just
want to have fun" plays ]
Geez, clay.
I
[ sighs ]
I'm sorry, man.
I thought --
I thought you were joking.
Why didn't
you ever tell me this?
I was your agent.
And then
you became my friend.
Look, I know that I should have
told you a long time ago,
But I'm telling you now
Because I get
how hard it is for you
Being away from haley
so much.
[ vehicle approaches ]
* They wanna have fun *
Whoa, slow, slow, slow!
No, whoa, whoa!
Aah! Don't hurt me!
Ma'am, no, no.
We're not gonna hurt you.
It's just
my friend here --
You see, he's been wandering
through the woods
For the entire day,
And all he wants to do
is get back to tree hill
So he can spend the next
few hours home with his wife
To celebrate her birthday.
You're nathan scott.
You're a basketball fan,
huh?
Well, I do live
in north carolina, honey.
I can take you
back to tree hill.
But I only have room
for one.
Tell haley I said
happy birthday.
There's no way
I'm leaving you out here.
No, it's okay.
I'll catch the next ride.
Clay, come on.
Nate.
Go be home
with your wife.
Go.
Thanks.
* that's all they really want *
[ sighs ]
Please tell me
you didn't kill that nice lady
And dump her body because
there's no way I can spin that.
No,
I just bought her car.
Get in.
Let's go home.
Nice.
[ revs engine ]
* every time I think of you *
* I feel a shock right through
with a bolt of blue *
It's funny.
I always had a thing
for the guys in shop class.
What happened
to your date?
Come on.
We're just friends.
Ah, the irony is palpable.
You know I wasn't trying
to make you jealous, right?
You said
you weren't coming,
So
Why did you?
It was a misguided attempt
to find some clarity
On the night before the biggest
day of my professional life.
But going back
to high school
Just makes me
feel like a geek.
Not exactly
a confidence booster.
Well, I've seen
my share of '80s movies,
And if I've learned
anything
Is that nothing
boosts the geek's confidence
Like a kiss
from the cheerleader.
I'll see you
at work tomorrow.
You're gonna do great.
Hey, brooke?
This isn't gonna be easy,
is it?
You and I being friends.
No.
[ chuckles ]
[ voice breaking ]
but it's better
Than not being in each other's
lives at all.
[ intro to cheap trick's "smile"
plays ]
* my darling little ones,
can you hear me? *
* I'll know in my heart
when you need me *
* I'll always be there
when you want me to-o-o-o *
* take a look around the world *
* it's a wonder *
Hey, there.
I'm alexander.
You have any idea
where our dates are?
Hopefully
somewhere together.
That doesn't bother you?
[ chuckles ]
Some advice,
from one alex to another --
Don't fall in love
with brooke davis.
Those two
are gonna end up together,
Even if
they don't know it yet.
Yeah, okay.
Um, well,
how do you know, then?
Brooke
still loves julian.
And I know because
So do I.
* well, you know how it feels *
* well, it seems like a dream *
* and I just can't believe
it's real *
* imagine you a*
Well,
whose car is this?
It's yours.
Happy birthday, hales.
* I'll always be there
if you want me to-o-o-o-o *
Oh!
[ squeals ]
* when I look into your *
It's not that bad.
***.
It looks bloody awful.
[ chuckles ]
But you have been
a trooper.
So we can go
and have a ***.
I can't believe I'm actually
gonna say this, but, um
I can't.
I mean, I can, but
We can't.
Right.
So your flat or mine?
No, I'm serious.
It's not that I don't want to.
Believe me, I do.
It's just
[ sighs ] my ex-girlfriend,
who is also my roommate.
It's messy.
But we could
go get some pancakes,
Maybe soak up
some of that alcohol.
Your profile was right.
You are a nice guy.
It's good to know
there's still a few out there.
* don't be afraid *
Thank you.
Hey!
[ laughs ]
Are you ready to move on?
Yeah.
* everything will be all right *
* when I see you smile,
my love *
* I just can't hide my love *
* when you call out my name *
Mmm.
I'm sorry
I missed your dance.
It's okay.
Is this where
you went to school, huh?
Yeah.
Show me around?
Okay.
* I just can't believe
it's real *
* imagine you and me
now and ever *
[ chuckles ]
[ gasps ]
Well, I guess junk and fergie
actually did a good job.
Maybe we should bump them up
on the babysitting list.
Let's get him to bed.
* if you want me to *
[ strains ]
* when I look into your eyes *
Happy birthday, mama.
Thank you, baby.
* a wonderful spell
that I'm under *
* we're not just a dream *
* meant for me and you *
* when I see you smile,
my love *
What are you
gonna wish for?
I already have
everything I ever wanted.
* when you call out my name *
* well, you know how it feels *
* well, it seems like a dream *
* and I just can't believe *
So I just want to say
how grateful I am
That you're all
taking this ride with me.
So, let's make
someone's favorite movie.
* take a look around the world *
* it's a wonder *
Okay, places, everyone.
Man: Picture's up.
Roll camera.
We're rolling.
Spinning.
Scene 34, take one.
[ slate snaps ]
And action!