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what are you doing? *Wheezing laughter* What are you doing down there? Sitting in a car
seat, you're doing it wrong. *cough* Oh, that was attractive.
Uncle Tony: Das a Problem. Harrison: Oh, my god. Are you Comfortable?
Uncle Tony: Not quite. Harrison: AND That's a Problem?
Uncle Tony: Das a big problem. OW MY CHIN! So, you see, I have found da problem whichya
Caar. You- Your your main issue is your "Problems box".
Harrison: PROBLEMS BOX? Uncle Tony: Your problem's box is supposed
to remain locked at all times, deep down inside, like all your childhood anxieties. BUT, Da
thing about yo problems box das WRONG, Is it opens. And that means all your problems
are free to leave the box. Harrison: STOP! *** hell man.
Uncle Tony: For instance, what else is in yo problem box? Um... I don even know what
this s- Breaking Bad stuff is? Oh Boy, das a problem.
Harrison: Breaking. Bad? Uncle Tony: Uh... A cow brand? For a little
Tiny cow? You don't own cows, you not a farmah, Das a problem. What else we got in here? Uh...uggh...
Harrison: Oh my god, my back hurts. Uncle Tony: A zipper, fo sum snack food. Snack
food, is a problem. You get fat, like ya uncle Tony.
Harrison: UNCLE TONY!! *laughter* Uncle Tony: What else we got here, CD Wrappah...
da *** you mean you listen to Justin Bieber, das a problem. What else we got? Ugghhh.....
Les see. A 9 Volt battery. Is it any good? *licks battery*. Nope. iz dead. Das a problem.
What we got, a Zippo lighter? Oh, das a USEFUL thing. But does it work? It does work. Oh
boy, Having it dis low to an electrical circuit can cause a fire, and Das a problem.
Harrison: STOP Throwing my ***! Uncle Tony: Let's see... *digs around* What
receipt is this? Ow, my back. Mcdonald's? That *** makes ya fayt. Diabetes is a problem.
Harrison: You're a fine one to talk there, buddy.
Uncle Tony: Waz dis? Snack food leftovers? Oh, me please, das no problem.
Harrison: Oh..My god *continues laughing* Uncle Tony: I'm gonna die. when *pause*
Harrison: I'm gonna die *Chuckle* Uncle Tony: When I Pass out from the lack
of blood in my system. Cauz it's all in my brain. That makes me REALLY smart, for the
next four minutes that I'm alive. Das not a problem, das solution. What else we got
here, oh it's on my face. Wrappahs. Harrison: Oh, it's on my face!
Uncle Tony: What is this? You doin' laundry in here?
Harrison: that looks like Gauze. Uncle Tony: This ain't a laundry machine,
das a problem. GRENADE PIN?! Oh boy, Can't wait to find the explosive, Das a big problem.
Harrison: WHAT?! Uncle Tony: Das a Big ***' problem.
Harrison: Where did you find a grenade pin? Uncle Tony: I'm not sure either. What we got?
More Wrappahs? Rappas, Rappas everywhere. You know, fo someone who loves so much punk
rock, I think you have Young Money Studios living in ya car. and das a Problem.
Harrison: *bursts out laughing* Ok, I gotta admit, that was pretty good.
Uncle Tony: What else we got? Lets see. Now the main issue with your problems box is that
it opens. And sometimes, the problems come reaching through there. They come reaching
through, and they try to getchya. You gotta say, NO! GET BACK IN THERE! Is not supper
time yet.You gotta go back! Then close it! Ya lock it. Lock it all away forever. and
THAT is how you save your car from being a piece of ***. *deep breath* Ya see, ya car's
like this, ya got sum problems. What else we got down here? Wires? with no cat niblins?
Oh God, das a problem. Ya gotta get some cats to nibble on ya wires. If ya cat nibbles in
yo wires, you know iz good wire. You got some bad wires cause there's no cat nibblins.
Harrison: I've never had a cat in this thing in here before.
Uncle Tony: Get some cats in here, make sure they eat da wires. Das how ya know iz good
car. What else we got, messy hair? From this awful floor? Oh gah, you got leaves and cheez-its,
oh my man. Harrison: Cheeze-its?
Uncle Tony: You got a salad on your floor. Harrison: What the *** are you talking about?!
Uncle Tony: You got leaves and cheez-it bits, all over ya floor. Das a salad where we come
from. Das salad. Harrison: What are you ***-
Uncle Tony: Das a good salad! You left good salad, all over ya floor. Das a problem. Here's
your primary issue. You got too much blu. So disconnect ya blu. And then, ya *UNCLE
TONY INTENSIFIES* Harrison: Caleb, what are you doing?
Uncle Tony: Oh Goody, I found some goodies! Dis is a solution if you have back and neck
pain *assaults box* Harrison: Don't break the- oh, too late. hehe
Uncle Tony: Oh no. Das a problem.