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Hey guys.
It's me, your host--
Beth Hoyt.
And this is My Damn Channel Live.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Guys, that was a joke.
Don't panic.
You're not having weird eye or brain problems.
I'm obviously not Beth Hoyt.
I'm Shannon Coffey.
And I am guest hosting My Damn Channel Live today--
right now--
and tomorrow.
Why?
Because Beth is in LA working at the red carpet at the Young
Hollywood Awards.
But she did leave me this really nice drawing that she
did with Eugene Mirman.
As you can see, it's like a-- a flower, drinking coffee.
Thanks guys.
Anyway, Beth will be back next week, but until then, this is
Shannon's house, ***!
I'm really sorry I called you guys ***.
It's not like me at all, but I guess I'm just kind of feeling
a little bit, you know, weird.
I'm kinda homesick, and, well, new environments always make
me feel out of place.
Um.
I don't know.
I'd really love to give the studio a little Coffey flavor.
What can we do?
Um.
Wait, oh I got it.
There we go.
Gnome.
Perfect.
Now we can just move on with the show.
No, we can't.
I still feel like something is missing.
Oh, I got it.
Hold on.
OK.
Here we go.
Katchoo framed this photo of himself for me so that I would
remember he existed and I wouldn't show--
show up at home, you know, with like another cat, and be
like, this in my new cat.
And he'd be like, excuse me.
So don't worry Katchoo, I'm remembering you.
Uh, I still feel like something is missing.
Wait.
Coffee!
Boom.
Yes.
There we go.
My insides are settling as we speak.
Now, I am a guest here, and I really tried to be respectful
of Beth's clothes, and her makeup, and
her personal items.
But when I showed up this morning, I just like, had to
go and touch every single thing.
So, you know, I did it.
And then I decided to take photos of it, too.
As you can see there, I tried on every single item of her
clothing I could.
Sorry, Beth, I kind of stretched everything out.
Ooh, that's me putting my hair where her hair goes.
We're hair twins now.
Oh, OK.
I'm sorry.
Um.
This is very incriminating.
I--
I was stealing that popcorn because it's sweet and salty.
It was really good.
Oh, I was still hungry after the popcorn, so I just started
eating Beth's jewelry.
I should probably clean that off.
Oh, this is so romantic.
I realized that Beth uses that phone, so her mouth gets
really close to it.
So I thought, I'll put my mouth where her mouth was, and
it'll be like we're kissing.
Oh, you know what happens on that chair?
Beth's butt gets on that chair.
And I sniffed it, and let me tell you, that
butt smelled good.
Ooh.
For second there when I looked in the mirror, I was like, is
that Beth ?
No.
It was me, but I had all of Beth's things, so it was sort
of like Beth.
Oh.
I'm really sorry, Beth.
But I promise, I folded your underwear exactly the
way you like them.
At least I think that's how you like them.
I just cut them up into pieces and threw them in a bar-- uh,
like a garbage bin somewhere.
Sorry.
Hey.
Speaking of invasions of people's privacy, we've got a
My Damn Channel original comedy video
that is very a propos.
Like that fancy word I just used?
This is Co-op of the Damned, with Kiddie Killer.