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-[fluttering lips]
[sputtering down]
Oh no, my motorboat ran out of gas.
-[groans] It's about time.
-Yeah. Good thing it runs on solar power.
[fluttering lips]
-And it makes the exact same noise? Really?
-[laughs]
Hey, something [indistinct] is going on here.
-Greetings and salutations!
I am Dr. Bananas, the inventor of inventions
that will both improve your lives and blow your minds!
-[amazed]: Whoa!
-Pssh, I bet he doesn't have a solar-powered motorboat.
-No, but I do have this.
-Ooh! -Ooh! -Ooh!
-Hmm, I wonder what that does.
[ptew!] Aah!
[all scream]
-Sorry guys, but there's no safety on the annihilator.
Speaking of which, who wants an annihilator?
-Yeah, I think we're okay on the annihilator front.
-That's fine. I have many nonlethal inventions as well:
Slipper Dippers, Whoopsie Schnookums,
and Wham Bam Packy Bams.
-Ooh! Aah!
Thank you, ma'am. Whoa...
-You're welcome. That'll be $1,000.
Now, let's talk about you.
Is there anything you wish you could have or do?
-Me! Me! Ooh-ooh!
Sometimes I wish there were two of me
so I could tell myself knock-knock jokes.
-Then perhaps you'd be interested in my Fruitlicator Duplicator.
-Whoa!
-No, you can't do this to us.
-Uhh... -You just flip the switch and...
[ptew!] -Aah!
-[yells in disgust]
-Whoa! That was totally rad...ish. [laughs]
-[groans]
-What? Too soon?
-Whoops, had the dial set to "decimate," ha.
-What? Why would those two options
ever be offered on the same dial?
-Now tell me, do you ever get annoyed?
-Who? Me?
-Yes, you.
-Hey, guess what it sounds like
when a motorboat tries to touch its tongue to its eye.
[stifled raspberry]: Mmm...
-[sighs] Yeah, I suppose I have something like that.
-Well, worry no more,
because Dr. Bananas' patented Pester Bester,
for all your annoyance-avoidance needs, is here at your service.
-Um, hey, that isn't gonna decimate anybody, is it?
-Of course not. There's no "decimate" on this particular dial.
-[unsure]: Okay.
-(Dr. Bananas) Ah-ha, a volunteer.
We'll simply point this nozzle in his direction and voila!
[ptew!, Pear exclaims]
-Whoa! Bye-bye, Fly. [laughs]
-Oh no, the dial was accidentally set to "vaporize."
-Again, why?
-Hey, hey Mr. Banana!
-My name is still Dr. Bananas.
-Sorry. Hey, hey Dr. Bandana!
-Not "Bandanas." Bananas.
-Hey! Hey, Dr. Bananananananananananana!
-[groans] It's like I made this thing just for you.
-Hey, that makes me the best Pester Bester tester. [laughs]
-[groans in annoyance]
-[stifled raspberry]: Mmm...
-Ready. Aim. Fire!
[ptew! ptew!]
-Hmm, nothing happened.
-Oh wait, here's the problem.
It appears the dial was set to "pizza party."
[festive music plays, all cheer]
-Pizza party! Whoo-hoo!
-Oh wait, I read that wrong.
It was actually turned to "Knife."
[groans in pain, others react in disgust]
Why...did...I...put...that...on...the...dial?
[dying choke]
-Well, that's one way to make a banana split. [laughs]
-Orange! Have a little respect, would ya?
-Sorry, my mistake.
Dr. Banana split. [laughs]
-[groans deeply]
-(Orange) Hey-hey, fruit fans!
I just wanted to say thank you
for getting the free version of Kitchen Carnage
to the top of the iTunes charts.
You guys are awesome!
Now, if you haven't downloaded it yet,
just use the links in the description. It's freeeee!
Now click that "like" button.
Did you click it yet? You better.
Come on. Click it! [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]