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The Wesson has been 'advised' to get a haircut
There are hairdressers here, here and here
He has been told to get it cut sooner rather than later
The Wesson's hair is beautiful, He will never get it cut
My Leader... I've heard...
The Wesson has cut his hair... It is quite short
If you agree the Wesson needed a haircut... Leave now
DO YOU REALISE WHAT THIS MEANS?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THIS MEANS!
The Wesson's hair was his strength
Now his ears will be cold
And he will shiver when he is outside
Only he could pull off hair as magnificent as his
My Leader, he considered dying it blond
You Imbecile, his ginger locks were the best bit
My Leader, his hair scared little children
His hair scared me it was so wonderful
I DON'T BELIEVE IT
With hair like the Wesson's I would already be Emperor of Europe
I would have every woman falling at my feet
And the boys too
Wherever the Wesson went, his hair was there 5 seconds before him
Now he has a haircut worse than Stalin!
Granted, it was a mess...
But a glorious mess
A glorious ginger mess
wavy and curly
Now he'll just look like everyone else
A skinhead with a badge!
Why would anyone make him cut his hair?
How will he get women now? How I ask you, how?
I've seen the Wesson's hair... It's not that bad
It'll take months to grow back...
I just...
I just wish I could have talked him out of it
And you General...
You have *** hair too!
His hair is gone, there's nothing I can do to change that...
Except mourn its loss...