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Wow, sunsets are stupid. SuperF***ers!
Oh no, oh no... Scrimples again?! You promised to take me
somewhere niiiice!
Scrimples IS nice! Plus, I'm like the KING here; the staff falls all
over themselves trying to please my ****! You'll see. It's uh, pretty impressive.
Oh no, they're back!
BOOM, ***! Ha-hello muh muh mister Krak. Tuh-two for
breakfast? Right this wuh wuh-way.
Don't tell me what to do! Just put the food in my
*** mouth!
Jack! Oh, yeah. And put some food in my girlfriend's
*** mouth, too.
Gweek. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. Bwak!
OK, fine. Just don't forget
who's king of this ****hole!
Holy crap! Did you see who that was?
Who?
Don't look! It's Jack ****ing Krak, this could be our big break. If we can impress
this dude, we'd make the team for sure! Really? Me? Plant Pal?
For ****'s sake,
don't tell him your name's Plant Pal! You'll ruin everything!
Wuh-wuh-would you like a few moments to look at the muh-muh- menus, Mr. Krak, sir?
No!
I can't eat a ****in' menu, can I? Just tell the cook to cook ****. Do your ****in' job!
Eep! I'll have the scrambled eggs and a side of
scroompled spinach. Squeak!
Spinach? Blerg! I'd rather suck Grotus' total scrotal ***! You should order bacon! Put
some fat on your ***.
Maybe you should just shut up and sit still and stop trying
to impress me. Alright, Jack?
ButIwasonaroll. Shut it.
Mmf mmf, ma-mff mumph mfffff.
Oh. That's so much better.
Hey, Mr. Krak dude! My
name's Rocket Power, I'm a mother****er, just like you! I built my own jet packs to ****
**** up and stuff.
And I'm, um, uh, my name's NOT Plant Pal. I'm a friend to plants.
God! What a ***, right, Jack?
Hey! I'm your best friend!
Who is this nut ***?
Is that Plant Pal and Rocket Power talking to Jack Krak?
What!? Those losers? Goddammit, he hasn't even punched them out yet. He can't possibly
be falling for their bull****, can he? Well, Radical Randy ain't gonna let this **** just
happen. Hit me with your xaxxax, pinky.
Well, why do you want to take all those drugs? They're
kinda expensive and I need them to be super- I gotta power up!
That's too much!
You're not supposed to take more than one a day! Glarg! Gulp! Herk!
Randy, are you OK? **** YOU! GET READY FOR A *** EXPLOSION OF HATE AND PAIN, YOU ****S!
Oh, look, if it isn't that old blowhard, Radical Randy!
Hi, Randy. Hey, Pinky.
I'm ****le
fight ya ****.
Classic case of xaxxax poisoning. "America's
favorite superdrug" my ***! Some of us gotta work to be super!
We don't get our powers
from a bottle.
Flarg off **** fonks! He's not feeling well, guys.
Randy! Ug. Aw, for the love of ****, that's the last
straw! Don't worry, Jack, Princess Sunshine, you hold tight. Rocket Power will handle this
little ***.
Fine. Whatever. Don't hurt him! He's sick!
Blarrrr-
Well I'm sick of his bull****. He better get ready for the slap-down. Because
here it comes... Three... two... one-
Blarg!
Finally.
Here's your scrimpled scroomple.
Hey! Where's the ****'s my food? Ha! Hee! Har! EEEK!
That's not what I ordered!
Eeek! Shriek! Or is it? I can't even remember.
But...
I TOLD your ***, the staff goes all out for me! Right?
Hangover! Next time on SuperEffers... my grandmother
says I'm handsome.