Cougar Magnum - Ki kote nan Tylenol a? - Official videyo

{\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\cocoartf1138\cocoasubrtf470 {\fonttbl\f0\fswiss\fcharset0 ArialMT;} {\colortbl;\red255\green255\blue255;\red41\green41\blue41;\red255\green255\blue255;} \margl1440\margr1440\vieww10800\viewh8400\viewkind0 \deftab720 \pard\pardeftab720\sl280 \f0\fs24 \cf2 \cb3 I'm 21 years old and I'm past my prime \ If the glass is half full, hope it\'92s a glass of wine \ I pass the time by passing gas in line \ And I like girls in jeans, the elastic kind \ Big fat bottom, muffin top goddess \ One piece at the beach, oh girl you're so modest \ Baby girl you gotta flaunt it if you got it \ Took her sky diving people thought she was a comet \ Had to break it off but not because I\'92m shallow \ I told her I was sick of always living in her shadow \ I know, I\'92m an ***, \ A burnt down school like "Hey where\'92d the class go?" \ Speaking of which, I\'92m getting whiskey *** \ So let's go get wet and wild like some frisky fish \ I'm indifferent to the change \ Undoubtedly lifted and gifted in the brain \ \ I got a text from my ex the *** said she miss me \ Then my *** made a crack about how she should kiss me \ *** I control all the dissing \ If you wanna be a *** don't *** start *** \ Shootin the *** cuz this girl has killer *** \ Think this honey thinks I\'92m funny like Mac Millers lisp \ But really it is pretty funny \ Like these *** at the bar who think they're getting drinks from me \ Listen sweetheart, I know it's your birthday \ Just sit there and pretend like you understand the word play \ Bird brain's skirt's raised I'm saying *** that pervs say \ I pissed on your truck cuz your Ed Hardy shirt's gay \ Horoscopes help *** cope \ with the fact they get tapped more times than a morse code \ Pathologically illogical \ Hallelujah, holy ***, where\'92s the Tylenol? Cue Chevy Chase monologue: \ I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey *** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ***! Where's the Tylenol?}