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Oh my goodness, check this out. I was playing golf in Knoxville, Tennessee and when I hit
the ball it had smacked Tennessee's quarterback between his eyes, knocking him out instantly.
At this point security comes running yelling at me. What the heck, Alabama Tom? We know
you hate Tennessee but cant you be more careful with that thing?! Well I shouted back, Hey
I have no control over the golf balls its the way the sport is! And do you know that
security had the audacity to grab me by my arms and drag me out of that Tennessee locker
room.