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And now the most interesting thing I learned from the internet this week.
As we all know the internet can offer some pure garbage but every once in a while a juicy little nugget of information
pops into your brain from your screen. And here's the most interesting one I learned
this week: apparently dogs and elephants can recognize pointing much better than any other
creature. When two dishes were placed side-by-side an instructor pointed to one and elephants,
sixty percent of the time, chose the dish that was pointed to. Isn't that incredible? And
dogs are also pretty good too. And if you're wondering, babies only do it seventy three
percent of the time. So as I have always said on the show, babies are almost as dumb as
elephants and should not be created. Pull the plug on those ***. This all makes
a lot of sense since when I try to point and instruct my cat to do things like solve mysteries,
he just stares at me blankly and throws up all over my most valuable possessions. If
anyone wants to adopt a cat I know one who doesn't give a damn about my fingers. And
that was the internet most interesting fact this week. If you have more interesting fact,
please submit it in the comments without any sass, I don't want any of that crap. Cause
I'm going to give it right back. You hear me? You hear me? I'm coming for you. Goodnight.