The Hearthstone Rap!

Welcome to the new game on the block, its name is Hearthstone. You'd better prepare 'cos you're entering a combat zone. Climbing up the rankings and wrecking the competition The sky is the limit if you've got the drive and ambition There's no backing down, you've just gotta rise to the challenge Play the right cards at the right time and start dealing the damage The concept's simple but this is what you'll probably find Is that the pressure of the battle can take a toll on your mind. You've got the skills but can you put them to the test? To ascend the ladder and be the very best. If you're strong you'll survive the toughest of fights And earn yourself what you deserve a spot in the lights. Win after win we're writing our story Game after game we're going for glory The challenge is relentless and the fights are long But the endless battle rages it goes on and on Mana Crystals and cards of gold, Legendaries to be controlled This is Hearthstone! This is Hearthstone! This is Hearthstone! This is Hearthstone! yeah! So you want to play a game? you think you can take me? You think you're hot *** but I know you're fakin' I've got this pro deck and it's got fuckloads of murlocks, It'll tear your *** apart like it's been gaped by 10 ***. Tearing down your life points like it's no big deal Keeping board presence is how I get my thrills, You're sitting behind your taunts but they're not going to last I'll shatter them to pieces like they're made of glass I can't win packs in arena cos I never lose I clear my daily quest while you're having a snooze. I make the best decks and the proof is on the table, I'm making the strats while you're just unable I've got all the cards and I'm in another league You're playing free to play and you want to fight me? Rank number 1 is all you've been after but I'm already there, I'm the Hearthstone master Mana crystals and cards of gold Legendaries to be controlled This is Hearthstone! This is Hearthstone! This is Hearthstone! This is Hearthstone! Yeah I know out there, there are more like me People that are out there living the dream Making the right plays and forging the decks Climbing up the ladder and cashing the cheques But let me spell it out to you, p-r-o plays If you haven't got the money then just use your brains This is Hearthstone and this isn't just a rhyme Listen to my words and you learn in time Mana crystals and cards of gold, Legendaries to be controlled This is Hearthstone! This is Hearthstone! This is Hearthstone! This is Hearthstone! Yeah