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Frankenstein: Origami Vampire?
I didn't know you were a practitioner of the paper arts!
Dracula: It's original vampire.
It cost ten dollars a letter at the banner store.
I wonder what's going on over there.
Frankenstein: Oh I saw a poster earlier.
Yamez Taylor is performing live. Dracula: Who?
Frankenstein: Yamez Taylor.
Sweet Baby Yamez.
Dracula: Don't you mean James Taylor?
Frankenstein: I've never heard it pronounced that way.
Dracula: Okay. So what's he doing here at VampFest?
Frankenstein: I think he does the theme for those Sundown movies.
Dracula: Oh Jesus.
Mummy: Check this out.
We got twenty-three followers on Twitter.
Wolfman: So? Mummy: That means twenty-three people want to know
what we're up to at any given moment. We're blowin' up!
Wolfman: That's great, Mummy.
Just great.
Hey, how'd you get an iPad?
Wolfman: Have you left?
Mummy: Oh yeah, this baby's mobile.
Wolfman: I'm heading out. I'll catch you tomorrow.
Mummy: Right on man. By the way
we're up to a thousand followers
in twelve hours!
Wolfman: Seriously?
Mummy: Seriously, man.
***'s happening.
Wolfman: Wow. Good work Mummy.
*** IS happening.
Dracula: Sparkle in the sunlight my ***.
Frankenstein: This is the finest exposition I've ever attended.
So much swag.
Look, little rulers
you measure your fang length with. You want it?
Dracula: No. Besides every vampire has measured his own fangs at one time or another.
Frankenstein: Everyone was giving away
so much free stuff.
What were you giving away?
Dracula: The chance to meet a legend.
Frankenstein: Anybody come?
Dracula: One guy asked where the *** was.
This was a waste of time. 0:02:54.359,0:02:5y.859 Frankenstein: I wouldn't say that. I did get to see Yamez Taylor live.
It's James! James Taylor is how you pronounce his name.
And that song is thirty years old
he just replaced the words 'fire' and 'rain' with 'blood' and 'veins'. No effort! James Taylor!
Frankenstein: Still well written.
Guy: Hey paper boy, you validate parking?
Dracula: It's original vampire and no I don't.
I don't know if this is going to work.
Royce: My intern's been doing some more digging.
Turns out there's all kinds of these Dracula folks.
One of them's equal parts wolf and man.
Jason: It's a dry well, Royce.
But if you insist on taking a step back
twenty-five years
then you go ahead and make one of these.
But I promise you
you're going to come running back to us for that Candyman reboot.
And you know what?
Maybe it's available.
Maybe it's not.
Diamond Mounds ain't the only production company in town.
Royce: Don't tell me how to make pictures, Voorhees.
I know an original old idea
when I hear one. One of these Draculas is formulated from people.
One of these Draculas is formulated from people. Dead people as a matter of fact.
Tell me that's not ***' scary. Another wraps himself in sheets all the time.
***' scary.
Another one haunts, of all things,
Broadway musicals.
We need to present these ideas
to the American public as if they've never heard them before.
Jason: The last one's gay you know. The musical one.
Royce: Oh look who's racist now.
Jason: But that's not - Royce: Jason, I need you
to get ahold of these Dracula folks, and you bring them to me.
As quick as you can.
Jason: Whatever you want, Mr. McCutchens.
Frankenstein (singing): My body's aching and my time
is at hand
I won't make it any other way.
I've seen blood and I've seen veins.
I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end.
I've seen lonely nights when I could not find a friend.
But I always thought that I'd see you
One more time, again.