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Ahhh! What up Food Tube. We're going to create some carnage! As we're going to embody the
power of Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Let Live, Five Finger Death Punch
some Sepultura, some Dinosaur Junior
let's mix them all up in our cauldron of awesomeness until we create
CHILLI CON CARNAGE!
You all ready? You'd better be, because this is gonna be awesome
We are outdoor cooking, we've got our kettle barbecue
We're rocking a slope, of direct heat, really hot heat,
and then it goes less and less in heat over here it's indirect heat, that way we can
work
our big old cauldron. We want a hot heat to get those
flavours a cooking!
Olive oil, whooo! you chop up two
onions. This is easily one of the best recipes on the planet
We're outdoors but we're going to add loads and loads
of fiery heavy metal heat man. You want two onions chopped up
let's get them into our cauldron of radonkulousness.
There you go, now is the turn of garlic man
if you're a big fan of like heavy metal, good rock, classic rock.
What's your favorite band would you like to cook to man?
Let's get our two chillies you know what we're not messing around. We're going to go
seeds and all. Yeah, yeah you may call me crazy we're already going to add more chilli later
You'll enjoy the flavour now, not so much later
We got our crowd surfers, coriander stalks
Let's chop them things off, give these guys
a good old bash in the mosh pit.
Stalks, we've got the chilli, we got the garlic and they're all going in
into that mosh pit of radonk. Here we go.
So we're going to add two teaspoons of chilli powder, that's the groove.
One, two okay. Drum solo time with cumin
One, two and don't forget about the base he's got to keep that thing rocking 1 teaspoon
of smoked paprika
He throws the drum sticks to the crowd because he just played the best finale!
A kilo of minced beef man, they go in
Get the proper flavors rocking. It's the caramelisation of the meat
that gives you all that awesome Chili Con carnage flavour
Ahhh coriander, the chillies are stinging the back of the throat!
That's what I want man!
Now to get a friend of mine. His name's James Jim Bates.
OK, here we go Jim. Get your game in there
Get in that party. Whooo, these guys go in there
We've got our tins of tomatoes, a heaping spoonful of
rad to thicken this badboy up. pain and tears playing
we've got one circle pit going on in our big bowl of chili con carnage.
It's now time to add some dark chocolate
Dark chocolate is just the best layer of flavour man, it brings out richness
this is melting to the thing, it's not even going in!
Now, we're going to let this bad boy our chilli to simmer for an hour before we add
our beans.
Is that a roadie on the stage oh man is the drummer
and he's carrying a big old bowl of kidney beans.
It's encore time! Whoo.
With the kidney beans going into our chili con carnage
for about 15 more minutes of cooking
The lead guitarist has dropped his guitar, the band's leaving the stage
but there's still feedback going man. Grown men are crying
a couple of dudes are getting numbers and one dude screams
I saw Chili Con carnage man!
Ahhh, look at this bad boy. A little bit of seasoning right there
with some rice and then add the goods
How good does that look!
Whoo hoo hoo! And there's the carnage
Rad
to the power
of Slayer
really.
Hanging out with Panterra
and Anthrax, and Biohazard
Ahh, that's too good man. Bullet to my Valentine just turned up
and we're like, yeah man, grab yourself a plate
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Comment, tell me what you guys put in your chilli. Tell me what you wanna see, what you want DJ BBQ to do
You guys rule. I'm off to a superhero store to buy you guys capes.