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Hello, I'm Pascal Sheehy and today i'm investigating Priests, Now what comes to mind when you think
Priests? Thats a horrible thing to think, stop it.
Yeah me name is Idgy Balles, Me father was Lithuanian and he thought he would give me
a native Lithuanian name so Idgy which is Lithuanian for Ball scaratcher, so then Balles
which is Lithuanian for Hairy so i suppose if you translated the name it d be Hairy Ball
Scaracter.
Well i'm from Kerry, But as i said me Father was from Lithuaniana. Well Kerry The reason
he moved there was because ya Know they havent heard of Animal Rights so there were a lot
of sheep walking with alimp, or so says my Maa Maa. What are you laughing at?]
Sure well if you were to ask me i'd say they were a big group of dirty weirdos and i dont
condone it and ive never touched a child in my life actually, just go back about forty
years ago when we were all joining the Clergy or as we called it then the Cl- ***.
Well i was'nt i was always into the girls actually, i was usally at all the discos at
the time yano as a young lad going for the girls oh jesus id usally although
iw ould spend all my time crying into one of the supervising mammys shoulders because
of the rejection i got from all of the pretty girls the ugly girls and the disabled girls
but sure we will but it all behind us. is this water? im not the bioggest fan of
water, ever wonder how we make holy water? jesus wipe that on your forehead, dirty. okay
now chap could you pass over me suitcase there luckily i brought some good old wine, shtole
this from the tabernack, shh dont tell jesus. well it was lovely doing this interview with
you now goodbye goodbye.
there you have it idgy balles thoughts on things, PASCAL SHEEHY Arrghté News, back
to you Shiela.