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This is so great!
You did not have to go through so much trouble just for me!
Well, what can I say? I kind of like you.
Well, I kind of like you too!
Oh, one thing before we eat.
I know this might be a little old-fashioned,
but I like to say Grace when I'm at home.
Grace? Yeah, sure, why not.
Okay.
We thank you so, so much Lord, for this meal
that we are about to consume.
Please bless this meal, as you have blessed us with your almighty power.
We are humbled by you, Lord.
And, Lord, Dark Lord, may everyone know you by your true name:
Satan.
And may we consume this meal as we are consumed by
your ever-lasting flames!
Let us do your bidding!
Take my blood as an offering to sate your appetite.
I'm yours! I'm yours! I'm yours! AAAH!
Amen! Let's eat!
I'm sorry, was that too much?
I made it weird! Oh my god, I'm so stupid!
-I'm so stu-- -(Benny) No, no, no.
Hey, I've actually been in some pretty strange relationships
and, believe it or not, this ranks up there as pretty great!
-Everything's fine. -Okay. Oh my gosh.
Oh, hey, I meant to ask, is everything in this meal kosher?
You're Jewish?!
We'll consume this meal--
(shrieking)
I'm yours! I'm yours! I'm yours! I'M YOURS!