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Shut Up! Cartoons, bro
I've got to hand it to you, I thought you were crazy when you
opened this place, Dipster. I thought this was just another one
of your scams.
As you can see, doc, this is a totally legitimate business
enterprise.
Okay, well now I don't know again.
Good food at a fair price, just the way you want it.
What could be more wholesome and unscam-like then that, doc?
Uh huh.
Excuse me, are you the manager?
Yes, indeed.
How come there's no lettuce?
No lettuce? Are you sure?
Yes, I don't see any lettuce.
Hmm, well maybe that's because you are in a cheeseburger restaurant,
not a salad restaurant!
Sir? I finished.
Very nice. Now I'll just take this back into the inspection area to
make sure that it is safe to eat.
Mr. Manager? I'm done. Did I do a good job?
Little girl, you did a fantastic job! Now, hand Uncle Dipster
will make sure it's safe to eat. We don't want a cutie patootie like you
getting worms or bleeding out of your eyeball sockets because of
tainted meat, now do we? No!
Oh my god, this is the most delicious burger ever, because I
didn't have to make it myself!
Just a sec!
Just a second!
Hey, we know you're in there, eating all of our burgers!
What? Where would you get a crazy idea like that?
Hey, we want our money back!
Sorry, no refunds.
Mister, where did my burger go? I'm ever so hungry!
Yeah, well, I warned you that if you didn't make it right, you would
get worms. And guess what. You've got 'em!
But I didn't even get to eat--
Knock it off with the Cindy Brady routine. You people are
playing the sympathy card to take advantage of an honest, hardworking
small-businessman like myself.
That's not true! We just want our food! We paid for it!
Fine! Those burgers were rotten!
Give us our food or give us our money back!
Get the hell out of my store!
And what if we refuse?
Oh, a tough guy, eh?
Ow! My eyes!
Anybody else want to be a hero?
All right. It's cool. Settle down. We're cool.
Ow! My eyes! My little eyes!
(laughter)
That's too funny. Say, would you like a burger?
Sure! All this pepper spraying has made me hungry.